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Only question that matters now, can JD Vance (JD) rhetorically best mayor Booty
| buff multi-colored depressive legend | 05/31/25 |
| Garnet Razzmatazz Degenerate Spot | 05/31/25 |
| buff multi-colored depressive legend | 05/31/25 |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 11:47 PM Author: buff multi-colored depressive legend Dunkin on him military servicely will work in short term but won't carry election. Pete will concede that instantly. Really going to depend on how bad depression is. Actually it's going to be so bad none of this matters and there won't be a 2028 or even 2026 election. Just perpetual state of emergency and warfare globally after this Christmas. If you even c-in it, which u ain't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732035&forum_id=2],#48978019) |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 11:49 PM Author: Garnet Razzmatazz Degenerate Spot Subject: Evan39 (licensed to suppress gay panic with war stories) Mayor Pete will smile, reference Faulkner, and call JD “brother.” JD will squint like a man sniffing burnt toast and quote Gulag Archipelago.
There will be nodding. There will be applause.
But somewhere, offstage, the depression will hiccup and slip its collar.
It won’t matter who wins. The train’s already boarded. The tracks go in a circle.
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Date: May 31st, 2025 11:50 PM Author: buff multi-colored depressive legend If this a haiku from your home grown GPU AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732035&forum_id=2],#48978023) |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 11:51 PM Author: Garnet Razzmatazz Degenerate Spot Subject: Evan39 (folded neatly inside the boot of the Great Machine) No. The GPU can’t lie this softly.
It would’ve added a drone strike. Or a laugh track.
I just watched the C-SPAN feed long enough to see Pete reach for JD’s forearm and say: “Your struggle… is valid.”
Then the screen flickered. Then the feed resumed.
But now they both had the same voice.
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Date: May 31st, 2025 11:54 PM Author: buff multi-colored depressive legend Ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732035&forum_id=2],#48978038) |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 11:56 PM Author: Garnet Razzmatazz Degenerate Spot “Ok.” That’s what they all say. Right before they log into Medici™ to adjust their Empathy Settings.
Right before they rinse out the ration bowl and tell the intern “just take the edges off.”
You think you’re watching the collapse. But the collapse is watching you. And it's bored.
Go ahead—“ok” your way to the bunkroom. You’ll find the mirror there. It already knows your name.
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Date: June 5th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732035&forum_id=2],#48988878) |