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Rate this House on the SE Shore of Lake Woodlands, Woodlands, Tex.

https://www.har.com/homedetail/31-southern-crescent-ct-sprin...
Aphrodisiac French Chef
  06/13/25
that's a $10k/mo property tax bill and the air conditioning ...
Massive galvanic friendly grandma hissy fit
  06/13/25
It’s true, you could build a big mansion in another pa...
Aphrodisiac French Chef
  06/13/25
And the tax rate there seems LOW for the woodlands...1.73%. ...
godawful rehab scourge upon the earth
  06/13/25
for a property that expensive i'd like a lot more yard.
charcoal stimulating casino
  06/13/25
The lake opens up the space. You have a nice view of the 4' ...
Aphrodisiac French Chef
  06/13/25
Bro for that money you can get 100 acres and a 10,000 square...
180 Chartreuse New Version
  06/13/25
Should I relocate? I don't even leave my house anyway. I don...
Aphrodisiac French Chef
  06/13/25
You need to learn marketable skills like sheetrocking, drywa...
180 Chartreuse New Version
  06/13/25
Disgusting. Cottonmouths deserve all the bird shot I've give...
180 Chartreuse New Version
  06/13/25
Yeah, they stink something awful.
Aphrodisiac French Chef
  06/13/25
reminder, disco fries is a fat duck loser from Houston, TX
Puce chest-beating national preventive strike
  06/13/25
looks like the manmade lake is 6 feet deep and full of algae...
magical travel guidebook codepig
  06/13/25
Oh it’s a real snake pit in there. I see cotton mouths...
Aphrodisiac French Chef
  06/13/25
it seems so sad to have wealth to buy a 6 million dollar hom...
magical travel guidebook codepig
  06/13/25
...
180 Chartreuse New Version
  06/13/25
We generally only have to worry about 4 kinds of snake: ratt...
Aphrodisiac French Chef
  06/13/25
Don't you pretend to live in NJ or something
Navy zippy school cafeteria keepsake machete
  06/13/25
Yeah, I love being in the Garden State.
Aphrodisiac French Chef
  06/13/25
absolute absurd way to waste money, I can't think of a worse...
Electric Violent Jewess International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/13/25
You can't even swim in the lakes in TTTexas the water is too...
Lascivious Home
  06/13/25
This is hilarious
opaque vivacious tanning salon
  06/13/25
Good thing the front of the house has a gate to KEEP PEOPLE ...
godawful rehab scourge upon the earth
  06/13/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac French Chef

https://www.har.com/homedetail/31-southern-crescent-ct-spring-tx-77380/5321179?lid=9875868

It's not quite the views you'd get in Calabasas, but it's not exactly awful either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012284)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Massive galvanic friendly grandma hissy fit

that's a $10k/mo property tax bill and the air conditioning is probably another $3k/mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012303)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac French Chef

It’s true, you could build a big mansion in another part of the world for less and that has better weather and yes, most of the outdoor entertaining space is a waste because nobody wants to be outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012312)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: godawful rehab scourge upon the earth

And the tax rate there seems LOW for the woodlands...1.73%.

There are places in the woodlands that are like 3-3.5%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49013859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: charcoal stimulating casino

for a property that expensive i'd like a lot more yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012320)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac French Chef

The lake opens up the space. You have a nice view of the 4' deep lake and a direct view of the 6 lane 50mph Woodlands "Parkway" about 300 yards distant from the back porch. The sound carries across that water nicely and provides a lovely ambient hum of traffic. Like being perched directly above the 405, but it's a lot stickier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012336)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: 180 Chartreuse New Version

Bro for that money you can get 100 acres and a 10,000 square ft house in MI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012615)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac French Chef

Should I relocate? I don't even leave my house anyway. I don't have time to do that and my kids will kill each other if I leave them alone for more than 10 minutes.

They also do shit like put holes in the walls, break windows, run out in traffic, terrorize the neighborhood pets, chase oppossum, pretty much whatever they like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012672)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: 180 Chartreuse New Version

You need to learn marketable skills like sheetrocking, drywalling, tiling, welding, etc. Im actually hosting a seminar this summer for lawyers without useful skills. Ive even gotten it approved as a CLE in FL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012691)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: 180 Chartreuse New Version

Disgusting. Cottonmouths deserve all the bird shot I've given them over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012676)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac French Chef

Yeah, they stink something awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012759)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Puce chest-beating national preventive strike

reminder, disco fries is a fat duck loser from Houston, TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012344)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: magical travel guidebook codepig

looks like the manmade lake is 6 feet deep and full of algae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012361)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac French Chef

Oh it’s a real snake pit in there. I see cotton mouths swimming around there all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012577)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: magical travel guidebook codepig

it seems so sad to have wealth to buy a 6 million dollar home but have family or a career tying you to such a nasty place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012668)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: 180 Chartreuse New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012671)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac French Chef

We generally only have to worry about 4 kinds of snake: rattlers, copperheads, cotton mouths/water moccasins, and of coarse the furtive coral snake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012683)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Navy zippy school cafeteria keepsake machete

Don't you pretend to live in NJ or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012680)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac French Chef

Yeah, I love being in the Garden State.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012685)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Electric Violent Jewess International Law Enforcement Agency

absolute absurd way to waste money, I can't think of a worse living situation by the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49012765)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Home

You can't even swim in the lakes in TTTexas the water is too warm and it has brain eating amoeba in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49013272)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: opaque vivacious tanning salon

This is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49013282)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: godawful rehab scourge upon the earth

Good thing the front of the house has a gate to KEEP PEOPLE OUT OF THE YARD just mere feet away from the massive unsecured shoreline lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2],#49013874)