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Primrose senate national security agency
  06/30/25
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Clear Curious Ticket Booth
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Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
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  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
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  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
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internet-worthy mentally impaired party of the first part
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
supple trailer park
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
deep swashbuckling wagecucks
  07/02/25
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aphrodisiac lime turdskin
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Primrose senate national security agency
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
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  07/02/25
tp.
internet-worthy mentally impaired party of the first part
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Primrose senate national security agency



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Clear Curious Ticket Booth



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: supple trailer park

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: contagious internal respiration gay wizard

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Primrose senate national security agency

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired party of the first part



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: supple trailer park

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: deep swashbuckling wagecucks

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lime turdskin



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Primrose senate national security agency

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: histrionic french chef shrine

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: internet-worthy mentally impaired party of the first part

tp.

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