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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
Claret Patrolman
  07/14/25
he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going ...
soggy orange newt
  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
terminal case of yellow fever tp
Greedy area juggernaut
  07/14/25
"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
drunken antidepressant drug hall
  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
soggy orange newt
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
Cream Beta Institution
  07/14/25
Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp
floppy bipolar native
  07/14/25
FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match w...
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Dun Ceo Station
  07/14/25
“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
French pea-brained location cuckold
  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
drab spectacular regret
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
French pea-brained location cuckold
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
racy old irish cottage
  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
Appetizing Disturbing Associate
  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
racy old irish cottage
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
drab spectacular regret
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
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  07/14/25
because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the fir...
Rough-skinned turdskin french chef
  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
ocher rigpig
  07/14/25
I wish NPB were still here
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
Cream Beta Institution
  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
Claret Patrolman
  07/14/25
I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO ad...
Cream Beta Institution
  07/14/25
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French pea-brained location cuckold
  07/14/25
Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace
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Cream Beta Institution
  07/14/25
Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
razzle twisted hospital rigor
  07/14/25
Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this ...
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  07/14/25
the perfect program doesnt exi--
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drunken antidepressant drug hall
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How do you think it got the name?
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  07/14/25
Gorgeous girl
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dude is 100% gay
Chestnut halford
  07/14/25
why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some ha...
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  07/14/25
She is cute. Good for them.
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  07/14/25
Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead. S...
passionate state shitlib
  07/14/25
"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew...
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  07/15/25
Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he c...
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In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yel...
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  07/15/25
this is retarded. why is she running away?
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Claret Patrolman

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: soggy orange newt

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: indigo personal credit line

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Charismatic Milky Alpha Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49103125)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Saffron bossy internal respiration center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: stimulating maize milk

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Greedy area juggernaut

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: drunken antidepressant drug hall

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: soggy orange newt

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Cream Beta Institution

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: floppy bipolar native

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Cream Beta Institution

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Dun Ceo Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: French pea-brained location cuckold

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: drab spectacular regret

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: French pea-brained location cuckold

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: racy old irish cottage

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Appetizing Disturbing Associate

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: racy old irish cottage

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: drab spectacular regret

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: clear aromatic nursing home selfie

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Rough-skinned turdskin french chef

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: ocher rigpig

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: French pea-brained location cuckold

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Claret Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: drunken antidepressant drug hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Cream Beta Institution

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Claret Patrolman

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Cream Beta Institution

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: French pea-brained location cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: lascivious shimmering voyeur

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Cream Beta Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: razzle twisted hospital rigor

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: drunken antidepressant drug hall

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned turdskin french chef

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: drunken antidepressant drug hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering voyeur

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Flesh Gaming Laptop

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Chestnut halford

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Chestnut halford

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring abode fanboi

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: passionate state shitlib

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: yapping codepig

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: yapping codepig

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Citrine coiffed kitchen fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Citrine coiffed kitchen fortuitous meteor

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: yapping codepig

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Effete comical theater stage

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: avocado vivacious ratface theatre

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: yapping codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Effete comical theater stage

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Effete comical theater stage

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: lilac indian lodge

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Effete comical theater stage

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: lilac indian lodge

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Citrine coiffed kitchen fortuitous meteor

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring abode fanboi

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Citrine coiffed kitchen fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: clear aromatic nursing home selfie

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: Startled lemon sneaky criminal

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: soggy orange newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2],#49105221)