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Twas the Night Before Christmas (Peterman version)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the J ...
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Date: December 3rd, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: nudist cocky library

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the J

Lots of truckers were hungry, much like any old day;

The rig pigs were hung, taking dick pics with care,

In hopes that St. Peterman soon would be there;

The truckers were horny, dicks throbbing and red ,

While visions of Peter’s plums danced in their heads;

And Earl in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down longing for Peterman’s gap,

When out on the lot there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the truck to see what was the matter.

Away to the lot I flew like a flash,

Tore open my zipper in hope of fresh gash.

The moon on the breast of the softly lit J

Made the lot lizards glow, all looking to play,

When, what to my wandering eyes should appear,

But a beady-eyed Peterman, and eight tiny trans-queers,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment this night would be sick.

More rapid than eagles out their trousers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, FLASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!

On, ROCKET ! on CUPID! on, BONER and SHITZEN!

To the back of the truck! to the top of the wall!

Now suck away! suck away! fuck away all!"

As lubed holes that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with a cock, were mounted to the sky,

So up to the truck-stops the trans-queers they flew,

With the sleigh full of boys, and St. Peterman too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little poof.

As he jerked with his hand, and was turning around,

“Stuff my chimney!” said St. Peterman on the ground.

He was dressed all in latex, from his head to his foot,

His knees were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of dildos he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just lifting his sac.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his boihole like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin had cum white as snow;

The stump of my pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And his lips did encircle its head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

His broad backside shook like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

We filled all their “stockings” and had circle jerks,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

A huge snort of cocaine billowed up and rose;

Then he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all pranced like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, CASH AND CHECKS ARE ALL-RIGHT!"

Happy December, Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.

Upset Jew, 12-03-2018



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: nudist cocky library



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged menage twinkling uncleanness

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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: nudist cocky library

ty!

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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: aggressive beady-eyed temple

jfc, this was 180.

This is why I continue to visit this demented chatbort.

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Date: December 24th, 2021 4:53 PM
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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:17 PM
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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:18 PM
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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:22 PM
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Date: December 7th, 2018 11:35 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:40 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: adulterous stag film wrinkle

To be fair,

What—a Jew lampooning Christmas in a vulgar and sexually explicit manner for “laughs”? Why I’ve never

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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Motley stead

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Date: December 24th, 2018 7:44 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2018 9:46 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Fluffy lodge round eye

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Date: December 24th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: gaped curious theatre

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Date: July 1st, 2019 5:53 PM
Author: nudist cocky library

~*Christmas in July bump*~

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Date: July 1st, 2019 5:53 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2019 5:53 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:37 AM
Author: nudist cocky library

Early December Bump

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Date: December 20th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: nudist cocky library

getting close...

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Date: December 24th, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: nudist cocky library

ding ding ding

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Date: December 24th, 2019 12:38 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2019 8:42 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2019 8:52 AM
Author: Lascivious reading party

This deserves more bumps.

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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:07 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:14 AM
Author: Fluffy lodge round eye

lost it at 8 tiny trans queers. still unmitigated 180

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Date: December 24th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: nudist cocky library

lol

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Date: December 24th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: thriller place of business

This

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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Massive ape plaza

Missed this the first time. Great work dude.

180

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Date: December 24th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: nudist cocky library

ty, labor of love

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Author: nudist cocky library



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Date: December 24th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: nudist cocky library

lube up your chimneys!

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Date: December 24th, 2019 4:19 PM
Author: thriller place of business

pure gold 180

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Date: December 24th, 2019 5:57 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: nudist cocky library

It's time.

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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:21 PM
Author: nudist cocky library

Chri$tmas $pirit

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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Abnormal newt

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