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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Lascivious ebony deer antler
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
mahogany painfully honest tank
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
clear new version death wish
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Claret insecure abode
  06/06/25
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Hideous mediation
  06/06/25
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vivacious idiot base
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Lascivious ebony deer antler
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
avocado black woman field
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Flirting sandwich
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Sooty lay gunner
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
Slate orchestra pit
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Sooty lay gunner
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
avocado black woman field
  06/06/25
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vivacious idiot base
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Translucent histrionic home
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
Damn
Translucent histrionic home
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
vivacious idiot base
  06/06/25
not including tip
Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression
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Titillating Lilac Sanctuary
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Slate orchestra pit
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Beady-eyed Twinkling Mental Disorder Fat Ankles
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Claret insecure abode
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
glittery coiffed hospital messiness
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Lascivious ebony deer antler
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Slate orchestra pit
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avocado black woman field
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Beady-eyed Twinkling Mental Disorder Fat Ankles
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thriller principal's office marketing idea
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mahogany painfully honest tank
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clear new version death wish
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cocky iridescent roommate
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learning disabled vibrant piazza
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contagious alcoholic antidepressant drug goyim
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at-the-ready mewling brunch corn cake
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offensive boistinker
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racy public bath hissy fit
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Salmon school cafeteria goal in life
  06/06/25
LOL
Heady ticket booth
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Rose tanning salon
  06/27/25
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Slate orchestra pit
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
effete native boltzmann
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
racy public bath hissy fit
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
snowy plaza
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
snowy plaza
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
Slate orchestra pit
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
snowy plaza
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
vivacious idiot base
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
contagious alcoholic antidepressant drug goyim
  06/06/25
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Disturbing cracking theater stage
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Sapphire mind-boggling gay wizard
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
charcoal dilemma boiling water
  06/06/25
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Hideous mediation
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Beady-eyed Twinkling Mental Disorder Fat Ankles
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Beady-eyed Twinkling Mental Disorder Fat Ankles
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Provocative Telephone Forum
  06/06/25
...
Sooty lay gunner
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
cocky iridescent roommate
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
thriller principal's office marketing idea
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
at-the-ready mewling brunch corn cake
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
contagious alcoholic antidepressant drug goyim
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
primrose excitant senate
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Dun spectacular set pistol
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
glittery coiffed hospital messiness
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
mentally impaired shrine
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Sooty lay gunner
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Lascivious ebony deer antler

Did they check your blood pressure?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: mahogany painfully honest tank

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: clear new version death wish

lol, can’t tell if flame

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Claret insecure abode

They check blood pressure for literally everything

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Hideous mediation



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: vivacious idiot base



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Lascivious ebony deer antler

Also, this is 40.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: avocado black woman field

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Flirting sandwich

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Slate orchestra pit

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression

twist. you cant make this stuff up

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: avocado black woman field

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: vivacious idiot base



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Translucent histrionic home

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

I couldn't move from the back pain

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Translucent histrionic home

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: vivacious idiot base

That's like a $10,000 bill.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Titillating Lilac Sanctuary



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Slate orchestra pit



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Twinkling Mental Disorder Fat Ankles



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Claret insecure abode



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: glittery coiffed hospital messiness

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Lascivious ebony deer antler



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Slate orchestra pit



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: avocado black woman field



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Twinkling Mental Disorder Fat Ankles



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: dead nursing home weed whacker



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: thriller principal's office marketing idea



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: mahogany painfully honest tank



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: clear new version death wish



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: cocky iridescent roommate



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: learning disabled vibrant piazza



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: contagious alcoholic antidepressant drug goyim



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: at-the-ready mewling brunch corn cake



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: offensive boistinker



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: racy public bath hissy fit



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Salmon school cafeteria goal in life



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Heady ticket booth

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Rose tanning salon



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Slate orchestra pit



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: effete native boltzmann

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: racy public bath hissy fit

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: snowy plaza

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

dingfagged with prescription advil

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: snowy plaza

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

LJL I have insurance

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Slate orchestra pit

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: snowy plaza

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: vivacious idiot base

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression

Dirte tp is moving?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: contagious alcoholic antidepressant drug goyim

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Disturbing cracking theater stage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Opaque cerebral cruise ship indirect expression

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Sapphire mind-boggling gay wizard

u cant, ur back

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: charcoal dilemma boiling water

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Hideous mediation



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Twinkling Mental Disorder Fat Ankles

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

the location and sharpness of pain

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Twinkling Mental Disorder Fat Ankles

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Provocative Telephone Forum

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Sooty lay gunner



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: cocky iridescent roommate

Expected disco to be the OP

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: thriller principal's office marketing idea

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: at-the-ready mewling brunch corn cake

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: contagious alcoholic antidepressant drug goyim

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: primrose excitant senate

Expected it to be a kidney stone

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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Dun spectacular set pistol

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: glittery coiffed hospital messiness

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired shrine

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Sooty lay gunner

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48994921)