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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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gay hall
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
copper stage internal respiration
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Ocher fragrant bbw locale
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Disrespectful sanctuary
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
cruel-hearted incel plaza
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
deranged razzle-dazzle travel guidebook telephone
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Peach Vibrant Antidepressant Drug Ape
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
soul-stirring lettuce
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
brilliant pozpig
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
gay hall
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Razzmatazz degenerate queen of the night
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
excitant church tank
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Hairraiser piazza boltzmann
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
gay hall
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
White startled elastic band
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Aphrodisiac iridescent coffee pot
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Twinkling Histrionic Private Investor Den
  06/30/25
cr
gay hall
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Razzmatazz degenerate queen of the night
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Pungent Supple Nibblets
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
White startled elastic band
  06/30/25
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Hateful rebellious abode becky
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Hairraiser piazza boltzmann
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Twinkling Histrionic Private Investor Den
  06/30/25
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Sickened point
  07/01/25
*bussy
Hairless Costumed Tanning Salon Deer Antler
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Peach Vibrant Antidepressant Drug Ape
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
bonkers electric box office
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
silver university son of senegal
  06/30/25
fuck
Hairraiser piazza boltzmann
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
bonkers electric box office
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
copper stage internal respiration
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Hairraiser piazza boltzmann
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Pungent Supple Nibblets
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
gay hall
  06/30/25
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topaz arrogant locus cumskin
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
passionate windowlicker station
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
contagious area electric furnace
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
sick poppy market
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
gay hall
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
contagious area electric furnace
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Hateful rebellious abode becky
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
contagious area electric furnace
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
puce impertinent site headpube
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
gay hall
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Ivory feces giraffe
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Beady-eyed Sex Offender
  06/30/25
tcr
Hateful rebellious abode becky
  07/01/25
just jump
Galvanic Olive Selfie
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
gay hall
  06/30/25
...
mint thriller fat ankles kitchen
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
spectacular stag film mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
wow
gay hall
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Wild Chapel Corn Cake
  06/30/25
JFC man
gay hall
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
brilliant pozpig
  06/30/25
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Galvanic Olive Selfie
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser piazza boltzmann
  06/30/25
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White startled elastic band
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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aqua rigor
  06/30/25
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Ivory feces giraffe
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Beady-eyed Sex Offender
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
passionate windowlicker station
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Sickened point
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
180 Flirting Ratface Ceo
  07/01/25
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Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part
  07/01/25
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Disrespectful sanctuary
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
deranged razzle-dazzle travel guidebook telephone
  06/30/25
bro
gay hall
  06/30/25
...
Beady-eyed Sex Offender
  06/30/25
lol
Hateful rebellious abode becky
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
bateful keepsake machete
  06/30/25
jfc
gay hall
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Razzmatazz degenerate queen of the night
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Motley striped hyena chad
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
aqua rigor
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Hateful rebellious abode becky
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
bateful keepsake machete
  07/01/25
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sick poppy market
  07/01/25
...
aqua rigor
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
lake learning disabled idea he suggested hairy legs
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Pungent Supple Nibblets
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
gay hall
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Hairraiser piazza boltzmann
  06/30/25
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gay hall
  07/01/25
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Turquoise frisky whorehouse partner
  07/01/25
lol
Hateful rebellious abode becky
  07/01/25
...
Galvanic Olive Selfie
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Vivacious heaven
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Mahogany Rigpig Trust Fund
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
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  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Turquoise frisky whorehouse partner
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Green psychic stead
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
gay hall
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Hateful rebellious abode becky
  07/01/25
...
gay hall
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Sickened point
  07/01/25
😟
big useless faggotry mediation
  07/01/25
...
Boyish kitty cat
  07/01/25
holy shit
gay hall
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Turquoise frisky whorehouse partner
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Dashing set
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Peach Vibrant Antidepressant Drug Ape
  07/01/25
...
gay hall
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
spectacular stag film mad-dog skullcap
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Peach Vibrant Antidepressant Drug Ape
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
gay hall
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
anal round eye
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Sickened point
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
sienna concupiscible messiness
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
gay hall
  07/06/25
...
spectacular stag film mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Mind-boggling abusive crackhouse
  07/06/25
...
aqua rigor
  07/06/25
lol
Hateful rebellious abode becky
  07/07/25
wow
gay hall
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: gay hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: copper stage internal respiration

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Ocher fragrant bbw locale

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful sanctuary

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted incel plaza

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: deranged razzle-dazzle travel guidebook telephone

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Peach Vibrant Antidepressant Drug Ape

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring lettuce

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: gay hall

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz degenerate queen of the night

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: excitant church tank

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser piazza boltzmann

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: gay hall

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: White startled elastic band

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac iridescent coffee pot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Twinkling Histrionic Private Investor Den

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: gay hall

cr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz degenerate queen of the night

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Pungent Supple Nibblets

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: White startled elastic band

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Hateful rebellious abode becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser piazza boltzmann

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Twinkling Histrionic Private Investor Den

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Hairless Costumed Tanning Salon Deer Antler

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Peach Vibrant Antidepressant Drug Ape

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bonkers electric box office

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: silver university son of senegal

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser piazza boltzmann

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bonkers electric box office

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: copper stage internal respiration

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser piazza boltzmann

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Pungent Supple Nibblets

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: gay hall

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: topaz arrogant locus cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: passionate windowlicker station

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: contagious area electric furnace

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sick poppy market

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: gay hall

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: contagious area electric furnace

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Hateful rebellious abode becky

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: contagious area electric furnace

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: puce impertinent site headpube

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: gay hall

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Ivory feces giraffe

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sex Offender

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Hateful rebellious abode becky

tcr

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Selfie

just jump

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gay hall

ALWAYS tcr

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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: mint thriller fat ankles kitchen



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: spectacular stag film mad-dog skullcap

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: gay hall

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Wild Chapel Corn Cake

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: gay hall

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: brilliant pozpig

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Selfie



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser piazza boltzmann



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: White startled elastic band



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Motley striped hyena chad



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: aqua rigor



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Ivory feces giraffe



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sex Offender

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: passionate windowlicker station

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: ultramarine curious digit ratio



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sickened point



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: lascivious menage quadroon



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: 180 Flirting Ratface Ceo

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Disrespectful sanctuary



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: deranged razzle-dazzle travel guidebook telephone

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: gay hall

bro

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sex Offender



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Hateful rebellious abode becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: appetizing high-end base wrinkle



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bateful keepsake machete

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: gay hall

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz degenerate queen of the night

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Motley striped hyena chad

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: aqua rigor

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Hateful rebellious abode becky

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: bateful keepsake machete

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: sick poppy market



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: aqua rigor



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: lake learning disabled idea he suggested hairy legs

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Pungent Supple Nibblets

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: gay hall

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser piazza boltzmann

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: gay hall



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Turquoise frisky whorehouse partner



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Hateful rebellious abode becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Selfie



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vivacious heaven

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Mahogany Rigpig Trust Fund

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: drunken theater indirect expression

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Slimy patrolman genital piercing

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: amethyst tripping forum pocket flask

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Turquoise frisky whorehouse partner

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Green psychic stead

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: gay hall

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Hateful rebellious abode becky

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: gay hall



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Sickened point

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big useless faggotry mediation

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Boyish kitty cat



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: gay hall

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Turquoise frisky whorehouse partner

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Dashing set

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Peach Vibrant Antidepressant Drug Ape

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: gay hall



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling chestnut party of the first part

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: spectacular stag film mad-dog skullcap

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Peach Vibrant Antidepressant Drug Ape

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: gay hall

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: anal round eye

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Sickened point

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sienna concupiscible messiness

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: gay hall

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: spectacular stag film mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling abusive crackhouse

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: aqua rigor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Hateful rebellious abode becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: gay hall

wow

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