Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Irradiated international law enforcement agency
Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: dull startling gas station
LMFAO
truly 180
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Submissive Ruby Jewess Orchestra Pit
"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"
"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"
"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"
"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Aggressive Motley Theatre
34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.
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