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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: arousing light filthpig

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: cerebral carmine national security agency

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: passionate jet depressive



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Bright Exciting Rehab

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: concupiscible poppy lettuce



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Cyan Son Of Senegal



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: swollen lay death wish



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Cracking Regret Juggernaut



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Cracking Regret Juggernaut



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: cerebral carmine national security agency



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: bossy pearly sandwich

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: bossy pearly sandwich

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Cracking Regret Juggernaut



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Mint Headpube



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Titillating bronze love of her life principal's office



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: nubile scourge upon the earth

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: bistre fiercely-loyal goyim hell



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: passionate jet depressive



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: judgmental galvanic alpha



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Stead



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Mint Headpube



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Aromatic Senate Community Account

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Aromatic Senate Community Account

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Senate Community Account



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: buff know-it-all home

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Brass Temple Partner

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: brilliant insecure mother

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Senate Community Account



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: judgmental galvanic alpha



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Electric house blood rage



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Mint Headpube



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Shaky Psychic Kitchen



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Godawful canary theater stage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Useless half-breed fanboi

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: judgmental galvanic alpha

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: bossy pearly sandwich



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Cracking Regret Juggernaut



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: buff know-it-all home

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Sapphire resort idiot

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Trip famous landscape painting



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Blathering prole

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: passionate jet depressive



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Autistic Corner

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Senate Community Account

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: buff know-it-all home

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: concupiscible poppy lettuce



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: arousing light filthpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Stead



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Trip famous landscape painting



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Cracking Regret Juggernaut



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Mint Headpube



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: judgmental galvanic alpha

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Flushed state jewess

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Turquoise elastic band

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: maize swashbuckling halford

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Impertinent free-loading heaven macaca

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: violent box office pocket flask

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Stead

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Out-of-control White Black Woman Base

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: insane pistol



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Cracking Regret Juggernaut



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Useless half-breed fanboi



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