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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Clear lodge
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
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  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Magenta Lay
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Rose field
  06/06/25
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Fuchsia pervert
  06/06/25
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carmine crackhouse
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Clear lodge
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Purple french pistol
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
cheese-eating dark psychic
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
lavender den athletic conference
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
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  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Purple french pistol
  06/06/25
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carmine crackhouse
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
heady lettuce office
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
trip black point double fault
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
Damn
trip black point double fault
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
carmine crackhouse
  06/06/25
not including tip
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Rose field
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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LOL
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lavender den athletic conference
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he can pay in installments using klarna
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He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
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  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Bat-shit-crazy onyx milk roast beef
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Bat-shit-crazy onyx milk roast beef
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
lavender den athletic conference
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Bat-shit-crazy onyx milk roast beef
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
carmine crackhouse
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
heady lettuce office
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Stirring Codepig
  06/06/25
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Ultramarine coldplay fan
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
heady lettuce office
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Pearly comical indian lodge
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Contagious internet-worthy preventive strike
  06/06/25
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Fuchsia pervert
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Sick electric menage sound barrier
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Sick electric menage sound barrier
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
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  06/06/25
...
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
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  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Topaz Volcanic Crater Ape
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
racy fanboi party of the first part
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Stirring Codepig
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
curious skinny woman hospital
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
house-broken public bath water buffalo
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Disgusting free-loading meetinghouse mediation
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
nighttime juggernaut station
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Pungent Bearded Native Jew
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Clear lodge

Did they check your blood pressure?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: translucent bisexual parlor

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Magenta Lay

lol, can’t tell if flame

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Rose field

They check blood pressure for literally everything

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Fuchsia pervert



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: carmine crackhouse



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Clear lodge

Also, this is 40.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Purple french pistol

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating dark psychic

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: lavender den athletic conference

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: heady lettuce office

twist. you cant make this stuff up

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Purple french pistol

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: carmine crackhouse



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: heady lettuce office

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: trip black point double fault

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

I couldn't move from the back pain

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: trip black point double fault

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: carmine crackhouse

That's like a $10,000 bill.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: heady lettuce office

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: frisky dilemma quadroon



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: lavender den athletic conference



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Sick electric menage sound barrier



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Rose field



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Disgusting free-loading meetinghouse mediation

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Clear lodge



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: lavender den athletic conference



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Purple french pistol



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Sick electric menage sound barrier



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Impressive brilliant hairy legs



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Topaz Volcanic Crater Ape



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: translucent bisexual parlor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Magenta Lay



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Irradiated gay wizard fat ankles



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: exhilarant ratface range



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Stirring Codepig



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: racy fanboi party of the first part



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Henna Hyperactive Wrinkle Theater Stage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: hairraiser famous landscape painting plaza



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Gold Big Love Of Her Life



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: impertinent library corn cake

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Carnelian chapel



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: lavender den athletic conference



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Chocolate charismatic generalized bond

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: hairraiser famous landscape painting plaza

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy onyx milk roast beef

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

dingfagged with prescription advil

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy onyx milk roast beef

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

LJL I have insurance

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: lavender den athletic conference

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy onyx milk roast beef

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: carmine crackhouse

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: heady lettuce office

Dirte tp is moving?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Stirring Codepig

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine coldplay fan



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: heady lettuce office

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Pearly comical indian lodge

u cant, ur back

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Contagious internet-worthy preventive strike

glad everything turned out alright.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia pervert



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Sick electric menage sound barrier

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

the location and sharpness of pain

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Sick electric menage sound barrier

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: fragrant flesh state mad-dog skullcap

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Irradiated gay wizard fat ankles

Expected disco to be the OP

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Topaz Volcanic Crater Ape

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: racy fanboi party of the first part

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2],#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Stirring Codepig

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: curious skinny woman hospital

Expected it to be a kidney stone

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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: house-broken public bath water buffalo

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Disgusting free-loading meetinghouse mediation

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: nighttime juggernaut station

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Pungent Bearded Native Jew

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

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