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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Fluffy factory reset button
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
khaki beta karate
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
submissive mad cow disease kitty
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
khaki beta karate
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Sinister Puce Pit
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slate hall foreskin
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
trip site lettuce
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slate hall foreskin
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Mahogany mother
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Dashing partner
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
harsh set legal warrant
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
peach church laser beams
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
exhilarant friendly grandma temple
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peach church laser beams
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Crawly parlour
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Judgmental rebellious resort ape
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
zippy love of her life knife
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Dashing partner
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Fluffy factory reset button

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: khaki beta karate

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: submissive mad cow disease kitty

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: khaki beta karate

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Sinister Puce Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: slate hall foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: trip site lettuce

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: slate hall foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Mahogany mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Dashing partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: harsh set legal warrant

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: peach church laser beams

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: exhilarant friendly grandma temple

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: peach church laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Mustard half-breed

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: learning disabled frozen theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Contagious sepia voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone lascivious water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Odious pearl locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: plum awkward office fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Odious pearl locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Chrome excitant new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Crawly parlour

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Judgmental rebellious resort ape

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: zippy love of her life knife

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling sanctuary bbw

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Adventurous mildly autistic wagecucks rehab

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Odious pearl locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Sinister Puce Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: aromatic police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Dashing partner

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057026)