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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
learning disabled marketing idea
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Stimulating forum
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
learning disabled marketing idea
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Clear Parlour Brethren
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Jade Party Of The First Part Menage
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
awkward ceo toaster
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
learning disabled marketing idea
  07/26/25
At a bar
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vivacious church azn
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crawly lettuce site
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Vibrant hospital
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Sexy chad
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Stimulating forum
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Mint cuck
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
learning disabled marketing idea
  07/26/25
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Stimulating forum
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Mint cuck
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Clear Parlour Brethren
  07/26/25
I know what to say
honey-headed cerebral theatre dingle berry
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
learning disabled marketing idea
  07/27/25
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lavender thriller deer antler
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Snowy persian cruise ship
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Clear Parlour Brethren
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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sinister hall boiling water
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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supple burgundy corn cake
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Titillating carnelian therapy corner
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
sinister hall boiling water
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
learning disabled marketing idea
  07/26/25
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Stimulating forum
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Idiotic Exhilarant Blood Rage Becky
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Stimulating forum
  07/26/25
(who did it)
self-centered rose base
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Clear Parlour Brethren
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Excitant Judgmental Pozpig Trailer Park
  07/26/25
which dad tp
sick hell
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Razzle international law enforcement agency
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: learning disabled marketing idea

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Stimulating forum

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: learning disabled marketing idea

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Clear Parlour Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Jade Party Of The First Part Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: awkward ceo toaster

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: learning disabled marketing idea

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Cream place of business degenerate

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Clear Parlour Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Irradiated disturbing mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Comical poppy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Brindle bateful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Wonderful associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: learning disabled marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: supple burgundy corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: sinister hall boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: floppy henna telephone volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: vivacious church azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: crawly lettuce site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Vibrant hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Sexy chad

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mint cuck

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: learning disabled marketing idea

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Mint cuck

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Clear Parlour Brethren

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: honey-headed cerebral theatre dingle berry

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: learning disabled marketing idea

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: lavender thriller deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Snowy persian cruise ship

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Clear Parlour Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: glittery peach karate mediation

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: sinister hall boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: coiffed indian lodge

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: supple burgundy corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Titillating carnelian therapy corner

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: sinister hall boiling water

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: learning disabled marketing idea

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Idiotic Exhilarant Blood Rage Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Stimulating forum

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: self-centered rose base

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Clear Parlour Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Excitant Judgmental Pozpig Trailer Park

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: sick hell

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Razzle international law enforcement agency

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134975)