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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
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charismatic whorehouse
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passionate pozpig center
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bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams
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Grizzly jewess spot
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Motley sanctuary mexican
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odious chad dragon
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Tan Stirring National
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Mewling Pearly Hospital
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
plum nofapping den mad-dog skullcap
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swashbuckling yarmulke
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
odious chad dragon
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swashbuckling yarmulke
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Vivacious Hilarious Set Cumskin
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plum nofapping den mad-dog skullcap
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Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
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naked house-broken mad cow disease native
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Hairless office electric furnace
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aqua cracking garrison quadroon
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Cerebral meetinghouse
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learning disabled overrated sex offender
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Thriller sound barrier address
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180 disgusting area
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
big roast beef stage
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
dun half-breed
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
sienna harsh legal warrant hairy legs
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deep brass digit ratio internal respiration
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Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Citrine hyperactive location blood rage
  10/11/14
?
medicated puppy brunch
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Citrine hyperactive location blood rage
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Beady-eyed cuck
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
laughsome blue trust fund hominid
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression
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Stimulating Self-centered Pit
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lol
Vibrant sable shrine
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Bronze razzle-dazzle resort jap
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams
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Hairless office electric furnace
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Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/09/14
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Sickened Preventive Strike Athletic Conference
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
plum nofapping den mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
bespoke bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Magical clown
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
lemon impertinent shitlib
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
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Curious offensive plaza fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
Shrewd
aromatic dopamine station
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
lemon impertinent shitlib
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impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/09/14
180
Fragrant buck-toothed coldplay fan church building
  10/09/14
180
disrespectful state striped hyena
  10/09/14
180^180
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
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naked house-broken mad cow disease native
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
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Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
passionate pozpig center
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
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medicated puppy brunch
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Concupiscible honey-headed knife university
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Costumed godawful casino
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Underhanded property
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Well-lubricated Bull Headed Stag Film Mediation
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
maniacal newt becky
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
dun half-breed
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
dun half-breed
  10/08/16
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seedy chartreuse house
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
medicated puppy brunch
  10/09/14
?
Fantasy-prone painfully honest persian fanboi
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
medicated puppy brunch
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Sooty coiffed piazza wagecucks
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
narrow-minded stain tattoo
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
aphrodisiac ungodly school sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
180
Bateful cream toilet seat public bath
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Lilac locale milk
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
medicated puppy brunch
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Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
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Dashing federal step-uncle's house
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Sickened Preventive Strike Athletic Conference
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Sickened Preventive Strike Athletic Conference
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Lilac locale milk
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charismatic whorehouse
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charismatic whorehouse
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
charismatic whorehouse
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Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Grizzly jewess spot
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charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Grizzly jewess spot
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charismatic whorehouse
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Hairless office electric furnace
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Grizzly jewess spot
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
boyish mauve faggotry parlour
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/09/14
lol
passionate pozpig center
  10/09/14
180
medicated puppy brunch
  10/09/14
lmao
aqua cracking garrison quadroon
  10/09/14
tyft
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/09/14
Lol
charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
...
irradiated trailer park
  10/09/14
This is good.
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/09/14
180 billion
Lilac locale milk
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
appetizing gas station legend
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...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Talented Haunted Graveyard
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naked house-broken mad cow disease native
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
wonderful associate
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
misunderstood abode halford
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Purple blathering juggernaut business firm
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nubile splenetic dysfunction candlestick maker
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
excitant forum deer antler
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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charismatic whorehouse
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excitant forum deer antler
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Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
trip shivering menage old irish cottage
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Yapping massive indian lodge
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
dun half-breed
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/09/14
titcr
excitant forum deer antler
  10/09/14
...
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
passionate pozpig center
  10/09/14
...
naked house-broken mad cow disease native
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Grizzly jewess spot
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
narrow-minded stain tattoo
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Racy filthpig
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
passionate pozpig center
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
trip shivering menage old irish cottage
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
trip shivering menage old irish cottage
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Sticky heady fat ankles rehab
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
out-of-control factory reset button
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Alcoholic ticket booth voyeur
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Grizzly jewess spot
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
carnelian theatre bbw
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Grizzly jewess spot
  10/09/14
...
pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
...
excitant forum deer antler
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/09/14
...
Bright arousing kitchen dog poop
  10/09/14
...
twinkling mental disorder
  10/12/14
1800000000
carmine background story useless brakes
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
medicated puppy brunch
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Bright arousing kitchen dog poop
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
passionate pozpig center
  10/09/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
medicated puppy brunch
  10/09/14
Loling hard
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
aggressive provocative theater pervert
  10/09/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
out-of-control factory reset button
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
medicated puppy brunch
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
medicated puppy brunch
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
dun half-breed
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Grizzly jewess spot
  10/09/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
excitant forum deer antler
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
titillating insanely creepy skinny woman
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Sooty coiffed piazza wagecucks
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
passionate pozpig center
  10/09/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
appetizing gas station legend
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
dun half-breed
  10/09/14
...
dun half-breed
  10/10/14
...
Lilac locale milk
  10/09/14
i could see it
medicated puppy brunch
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Fishy twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/09/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Cordovan cruel-hearted corner
  06/27/16
...
Navy exhilarant home famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Grizzly jewess spot
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
exciting pearl cruise ship feces
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
startled giraffe
  10/10/14
WTF?
aqua cracking garrison quadroon
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
aqua cracking garrison quadroon
  10/10/14
...
medicated puppy brunch
  10/10/14
120
carmine background story useless brakes
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Sooty coiffed piazza wagecucks
  10/10/14
...
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/10/14
...
Grizzly jewess spot
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
charismatic whorehouse
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/10/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
spruce contagious site pocket flask
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
narrow-minded stain tattoo
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
lemon impertinent shitlib
  10/10/14
...
Drab geriatric faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
vigorous nursing home reading party
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
medicated puppy brunch
  10/10/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/10/14
...
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
supple therapy patrolman
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
medicated puppy brunch
  10/10/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/10/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
awkward lascivious lodge
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
maniacal newt becky
  10/10/14
180
Hairraiser khaki heaven mood
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Diverse beta gaping nowag
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
maniacal newt becky
  10/10/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
red dead trump supporter
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
passionate pozpig center
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/10/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/10/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
vigorous nursing home reading party
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
misanthropic deranged library
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Comical stead
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/11/14
omg
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Pink queen of the night
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Galvanic Crackhouse
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Navy exhilarant home famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
medicated puppy brunch
  10/11/14
...
Galvanic Crackhouse
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Bipolar pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
big roast beef stage
  10/18/14
...
Spectacular henna volcanic crater
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Glittery field personal credit line
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Soul-stirring school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Floppy irate genital piercing love of her life
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Galvanic Crackhouse
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Floppy irate genital piercing love of her life
  10/11/14
...
dun half-breed
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Concupiscible honey-headed knife university
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Drab geriatric faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
lmfao
bespoke bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
amazing
indigo razzle ape new version
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/11/14
180
passionate pozpig center
  10/11/14
...
pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
maize mildly autistic stage degenerate
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Glittery field personal credit line
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Galvanic Crackhouse
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
Seriously.
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Soul-stirring school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Bipolar pisswyrm
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
dark histrionic chapel elastic band
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Fragrant buck-toothed coldplay fan church building
  03/28/16
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Multi-colored orchid cuckold
  10/11/14
...
Fluffy Burgundy Hunting Ground
  10/11/14
...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
plz poast
scarlet razzmatazz friendly grandma
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Fluffy Burgundy Hunting Ground
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Magical clown
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/11/14
For the love of god
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Transparent Theater Stage Goyim
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
windowlicker temple
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
dun half-breed
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Drab geriatric faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
lol 180
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Magical clown
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Tantric Codepig Space
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
lay weed whacker
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
brilliant arrogant institution
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
brilliant arrogant institution
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Amethyst nibblets ceo
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/11/14
(evan39)
carmine background story useless brakes
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Amethyst nibblets ceo
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Opaque keepsake machete
  10/11/14
keeping it real
lay weed whacker
  10/11/14
...
Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life
  10/11/14
cr
Erotic Vermilion Hell Private Investor
  10/11/14
Amen.
iridescent community account
  10/11/14
lol cr
Underhanded property
  10/11/14
...
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/11/14
...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
...
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Bright arousing kitchen dog poop
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Bright arousing kitchen dog poop
  10/11/14
180
crusty really tough guy
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
lavender base
  10/11/14
...
Bright arousing kitchen dog poop
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Magical clown
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Bright arousing kitchen dog poop
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/11/14
...
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
carmine background story useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
dun half-breed
  10/11/14
lol
telephone
  10/11/14
underrated
trip shivering menage old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
rebellious market
  10/12/14
...
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
ruby electric principal's office death wish
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
lol
balding point azn
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Navy exhilarant home famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
range organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
potus stock car
  10/11/14
180
Transparent Theater Stage Goyim
  10/11/14
180
bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams
  10/11/14
180
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
...
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Insecure know-it-all boistinker
  10/11/14
...
dilemma sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Magical clown
  10/11/14
...
medicated puppy brunch
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
180
Transparent Theater Stage Goyim
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Magical clown
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Magical clown
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Sticky heady fat ankles rehab
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
gaped locus boiling water
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
...
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
Go on...
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
...
Sticky heady fat ankles rehab
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Sepia Parlor
  10/11/14
...
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
gaped locus boiling water
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Sepia Parlor
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
dun half-breed
  10/11/14
...
Bipolar pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
green hall place of business
  10/12/14
...
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
...
rebellious market
  10/12/14
...
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Pink queen of the night
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
gaped locus boiling water
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Hairless office electric furnace
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams
  10/11/14
...
travel guidebook
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
duck-like mischievous
  10/11/14
...
travel guidebook
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
...
medicated puppy brunch
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
irradiated trailer park
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Glittery field personal credit line
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Pink queen of the night
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Sticky heady fat ankles rehab
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Yapping massive indian lodge
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Low-t Umber Generalized Bond
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Multi-colored orchid cuckold
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Multi-colored orchid cuckold
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
  10/11/14
...
Sooty coiffed piazza wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Oh my
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/11/14
omg
territorial tripping jew prole
  10/11/14
...
Zombie-like alpha
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Magical clown
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/11/14
...
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
passionate pozpig center
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
territorial tripping jew prole
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Slimy round eye
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Jade Marketing Idea
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
maniacal newt becky
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
black woman
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
misanthropic deranged library
  10/11/14
...
Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
twinkling mental disorder
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Diverse beta gaping nowag
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Walnut macaca
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
aphrodisiac ungodly school sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
wtf
charcoal water buffalo
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Bossy primrose kitty
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
misanthropic deranged library
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Bossy primrose kitty
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
range organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
maniacal newt becky
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
gaped locus boiling water
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Hairraiser khaki heaven mood
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
gaped locus boiling water
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
misanthropic deranged library
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Slimy round eye
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
gaped locus boiling water
  10/11/14
...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Sticky heady fat ankles rehab
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Slimy round eye
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
range organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
Yellow doctorate
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
idiotic
  11/21/15
...
Sepia Parlor
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
gtfo
Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
clear
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Glittery field personal credit line
  10/11/14
?
carnelian theatre bbw
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia pontificating national security agency
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Rambunctious party of the first part
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
carmine background story useless brakes
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Rambunctious party of the first part
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
territorial tripping jew prole
  10/11/14
...
fuchsia pontificating national security agency
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
bat shit crazy idiot
  10/11/14
lol
impressive liquid oxygen masturbator
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/12/14
180
canary kitty cat
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/11/14
120
Bronze razzle-dazzle resort jap
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/11/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Cerebral meetinghouse
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Slate wrinkle
  10/12/14
...
Galvanic Crackhouse
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
appetizing gas station legend
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Bright arousing kitchen dog poop
  10/12/14
...
Multi-colored orchid cuckold
  12/06/14
...
Galvanic Crackhouse
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Bisexual Mustard International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/12/14
Well!?
irradiated trailer park
  10/12/14
...
Galvanic Crackhouse
  10/12/14
plz respond
Bright arousing kitchen dog poop
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Fantasy-prone painfully honest persian fanboi
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Bipolar pisswyrm
  10/12/14
Well?
Diverse beta gaping nowag
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
cuckoldry
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
carnelian theatre bbw
  10/12/14
180000000
Transparent Theater Stage Goyim
  10/12/14
??
aqua cracking garrison quadroon
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Garnet Mother
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
passionate pozpig center
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
K, ty.
passionate pozpig center
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
passionate pozpig center
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
carnelian theatre bbw
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
Angry flatulent gunner
  10/12/14
...
black woman
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Sepia Parlor
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
lay weed whacker
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
appetizing gas station legend
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
carmine background story useless brakes
  10/12/14
please continue
rebellious market
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Bright arousing kitchen dog poop
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Sepia Parlor
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Shimmering effete tank
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Thirsty chest-beating selfie ladyboy
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Thirsty chest-beating selfie ladyboy
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Floppy irate genital piercing love of her life
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Shimmering effete tank
  10/12/14
ty
dun half-breed
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Shimmering effete tank
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Thirsty chest-beating selfie ladyboy
  10/12/14
And scene.
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/12/14
nigger
dun half-breed
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Thirsty chest-beating selfie ladyboy
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
brilliant arrogant institution
  10/12/14
...
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic deranged library
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
unhinged
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
Post 600!
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
Salmon police squad
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
charcoal water buffalo
  10/12/14
You don't?
aromatic dopamine station
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/12/14
...
Sepia Parlor
  10/12/14
wtf
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit
  10/12/14
...
Slate wrinkle
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
maize mildly autistic stage degenerate
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Slimy round eye
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
maize mildly autistic stage degenerate
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
marvelous box office immigrant
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
medicated puppy brunch
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
narrow-minded stain tattoo
  10/12/14
...
Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
out-of-control factory reset button
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
dun half-breed
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/12/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
Yellow doctorate
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Walnut macaca
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Magical clown
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Shimmering effete tank
  10/12/14
...
idiotic
  11/21/15
...
coral judgmental
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Thriller sound barrier address
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Navy exhilarant home famous landscape painting
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Dashing federal step-uncle's house
  10/13/14
180, ty.
passionate pozpig center
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Flirting cerise headpube partner
  10/12/14
180
Confused
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
slap-happy corn cake turdskin
  10/31/16
...
idiotic
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Shaky lettuce
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
ebony gaming laptop pistol
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
dilemma sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Slimy round eye
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
narrow-minded stain tattoo
  10/12/14
titc analysis
big roast beef stage
  10/18/14
...
idiotic
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Diverse beta gaping nowag
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
twinkling mental disorder
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
range organic girlfriend
  10/13/14
?
twinkling mental disorder
  10/13/14
...
charismatic whorehouse
  10/27/14
...
Shimmering effete tank
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Cerebral meetinghouse
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
maniacal newt becky
  12/06/14
...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  04/07/15
...
dilemma sweet tailpipe
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
embarrassed to the bone toaster
  04/22/15
...
aqua cracking garrison quadroon
  05/17/15
...
ivory messiness
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Cerebral meetinghouse
  08/18/15
update?
jet
  10/06/15
...
Light
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Shimmering effete tank
  10/11/15
...
territorial tripping jew prole
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
crotch double fault
  10/12/15
bump
carnelian theatre bbw
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
  11/25/15
...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  12/27/15
...
ivory messiness
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
gay son of senegal brethren
  03/10/16
...
nubile splenetic dysfunction candlestick maker
  03/28/16
...
sienna harsh legal warrant hairy legs
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Soggy
  06/27/16
...
twinkling mental disorder
  08/21/16
...
Obsidian rigpig
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  08/22/16
...
up-to-no-good
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Lime boltzmann
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
useless foreskin
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Lime boltzmann
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
up-to-no-good
  09/13/16
...
Hairless office electric furnace
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
up-to-no-good
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Frisky
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
up-to-no-good
  09/13/16
...
Amber Gay Wizard
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Obsidian rigpig
  09/13/16
...
Light
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Vivacious Hilarious Set Cumskin
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
narrow-minded stain tattoo
  10/31/16
:-)
brindle karate
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
brindle karate
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
stubborn idea he suggested
  10/31/16
...
idiotic
  10/09/18
...
Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression
  11/21/16
...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  01/10/17
...
flushed affirmative action
  02/04/17
...
Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression
  02/04/17
...
brindle karate
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Sinister silver
  02/04/17
...
brindle karate
  02/04/17
...
brindle karate
  02/04/17
...
stubborn idea he suggested
  02/05/17
...
brindle karate
  02/08/17
...
puce fighting
  06/28/17
...
antidepressant drug
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Hateful roommate coffee pot
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
People Who Are Hurt
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Sinister silver
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Pink queen of the night
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
poppy psychic
  12/18/17
...
circlehead
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
  01/06/18
...
Amber Gay Wizard
  02/06/18
...
indigo razzle ape new version
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
stubborn idea he suggested
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Hateful roommate coffee pot
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Peach demanding
  10/09/18
...
disrespectful state striped hyena
  10/17/18
...
filthy dingle berry
  05/19/19
...
Spectacular henna volcanic crater
  05/19/19
...
Slimy round eye
  10/14/19
...
Olive Philosopher-king Depressive
  05/05/20
...
bearded
  06/28/20
...
Ocher Ratface Main People
  06/29/20
...
Slimy round eye
  07/10/20
...
Well-lubricated Bull Headed Stag Film Mediation
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
abnormal regret
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
apoplectic incel rigor
  10/10/20
TITCR
mint sandwich
  02/17/21
...
Peach demanding
  10/08/21
...
  02/17/21
...
Slimy round eye
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Racy filthpig
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
cyan
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
cyan
  10/11/21
...
Peach demanding
  10/07/22
...
Buff
  12/02/21
...
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Disturbing Internet-worthy
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Lime boltzmann
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
  10/10/22
...
Buff
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Buff
  11/23/22
...
Yapping massive indian lodge
  05/06/23
...
crystalline
  05/06/23
Time flies
metal adulterous
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
crotch double fault
  05/06/23
...
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Disturbing Internet-worthy
  10/09/23
...
sienna harsh legal warrant hairy legs
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Haunting
  10/09/23
...
stubborn idea he suggested
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Gold
  10/20/23
...
stubborn idea he suggested
  10/20/23
...
brindle karate
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Aquamarine
  10/20/23
...
Buff
  10/20/23
...
Peach demanding
  10/20/23
...
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
cobalt
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Mewling Pearly Hospital
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Yapping massive indian lodge
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
coral judgmental
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Motley sanctuary mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: odious chad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Tan Stirring National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: plum nofapping den mad-dog skullcap

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: odious chad dragon

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Vivacious Hilarious Set Cumskin

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: plum nofapping den mad-dog skullcap



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: naked house-broken mad cow disease native



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: aqua cracking garrison quadroon



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: learning disabled overrated sex offender



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: 180 disgusting area



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: big roast beef stage

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: dun half-breed

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: sienna harsh legal warrant hairy legs

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: deep brass digit ratio internal respiration



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Citrine hyperactive location blood rage

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Citrine hyperactive location blood rage

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: laughsome blue trust fund hominid

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Stimulating Self-centered Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Vibrant sable shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Bronze razzle-dazzle resort jap

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Sickened Preventive Strike Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: plum nofapping den mad-dog skullcap

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: bespoke bawdyhouse

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Magical clown

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: lemon impertinent shitlib

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Curious offensive plaza fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: aromatic dopamine station

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: lemon impertinent shitlib

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Fragrant buck-toothed coldplay fan church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: disrespectful state striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: naked house-broken mad cow disease native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible honey-headed knife university

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Costumed godawful casino

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Underhanded property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Bull Headed Stag Film Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: maniacal newt becky

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: dun half-breed

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: dun half-breed

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: seedy chartreuse house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone painfully honest persian fanboi

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Sooty coiffed piazza wagecucks

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded stain tattoo

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly school sneaky criminal

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Bateful cream toilet seat public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Lilac locale milk

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Sickened Preventive Strike Athletic Conference

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Sickened Preventive Strike Athletic Conference

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Lilac locale milk

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: boyish mauve faggotry parlour

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: aqua cracking garrison quadroon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: irradiated trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Lilac locale milk

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: appetizing gas station legend

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Talented Haunted Graveyard

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: naked house-broken mad cow disease native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: wonderful associate

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: misunderstood abode halford

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Purple blathering juggernaut business firm

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: nubile splenetic dysfunction candlestick maker



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: excitant forum deer antler

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: carnelian theatre bbw

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: excitant forum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: trip shivering menage old irish cottage

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Yapping massive indian lodge

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: dun half-breed

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: excitant forum deer antler

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: naked house-broken mad cow disease native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded stain tattoo

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Racy filthpig

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: trip shivering menage old irish cottage

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: trip shivering menage old irish cottage

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Sticky heady fat ankles rehab

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: out-of-control factory reset button

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic ticket booth voyeur

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: carnelian theatre bbw

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: excitant forum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Bright arousing kitchen dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: twinkling mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: carmine background story useless brakes

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Bright arousing kitchen dog poop

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: aggressive provocative theater pervert

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: out-of-control factory reset button

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: dun half-breed

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: excitant forum deer antler

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: titillating insanely creepy skinny woman

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Sooty coiffed piazza wagecucks

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: appetizing gas station legend

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: dun half-breed

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: dun half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Lilac locale milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Fishy twinkling uncleanness

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Cordovan cruel-hearted corner

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Navy exhilarant home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: exciting pearl cruise ship feces

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: startled giraffe

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: aqua cracking garrison quadroon

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: aqua cracking garrison quadroon

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: medicated puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: carmine background story useless brakes

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Sooty coiffed piazza wagecucks

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Grizzly jewess spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: spruce contagious site pocket flask

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded stain tattoo

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: lemon impertinent shitlib

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Drab geriatric faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: vigorous nursing home reading party

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: supple therapy patrolman

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: awkward lascivious lodge

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: maniacal newt becky

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser khaki heaven mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Diverse beta gaping nowag

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: maniacal newt becky

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: red dead trump supporter

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: vigorous nursing home reading party

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: misanthropic deranged library

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Comical stead

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Pink queen of the night

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Galvanic Crackhouse

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Navy exhilarant home famous landscape painting

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: medicated puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Galvanic Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Bipolar pisswyrm

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: big roast beef stage

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Spectacular henna volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Glittery field personal credit line

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring school cafeteria

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Floppy irate genital piercing love of her life

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Galvanic Crackhouse

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Floppy irate genital piercing love of her life

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: dun half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible honey-headed knife university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Drab geriatric faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: bespoke bawdyhouse

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: indigo razzle ape new version

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: pale orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: maize mildly autistic stage degenerate

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Glittery field personal credit line

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Galvanic Crackhouse

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring school cafeteria

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Bipolar pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: dark histrionic chapel elastic band

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Fragrant buck-toothed coldplay fan church building

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored orchid cuckold

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Fluffy Burgundy Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: scarlet razzmatazz friendly grandma

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Fluffy Burgundy Hunting Ground

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Magical clown

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author:  Transparent Theater Stage Goyim

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author:  windowlicker temple

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: dun half-breed

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Drab geriatric faggot firefighter

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Magical clown

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Tantric Codepig Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author:  lay weed whacker

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: brilliant arrogant institution

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: brilliant arrogant institution

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Amethyst nibblets ceo

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: carmine background story useless brakes

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Amethyst nibblets ceo

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Opaque keepsake machete

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author:  lay weed whacker

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Erotic Vermilion Hell Private Investor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: iridescent community account

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Underhanded property

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Bright arousing kitchen dog poop

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Bright arousing kitchen dog poop

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: crusty really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: lavender base

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Bright arousing kitchen dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Magical clown

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Bright arousing kitchen dog poop

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: carmine background story useless brakes

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: dun half-breed

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author:  telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: trip shivering menage old irish cottage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  rebellious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: ruby electric principal's office death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: balding point azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Navy exhilarant home famous landscape painting

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  range organic girlfriend

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  potus stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author:  Transparent Theater Stage Goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Insecure know-it-all boistinker

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  dilemma sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Magical clown

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author:  Transparent Theater Stage Goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Magical clown

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Magical clown

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Sticky heady fat ankles rehab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: gaped locus boiling water

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Sticky heady fat ankles rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Sepia Parlor

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: gaped locus boiling water

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Sepia Parlor

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: dun half-breed

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Bipolar pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: green hall place of business

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  rebellious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Pink queen of the night

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: gaped locus boiling water

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy infuriating laser beams

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author:  travel guidebook



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: duck-like mischievous

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author:  travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: irradiated trailer park

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Glittery field personal credit line

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Pink queen of the night

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Sticky heady fat ankles rehab

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Yapping massive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Low-t Umber Generalized Bond

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored orchid cuckold

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored orchid cuckold

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: 

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Sooty coiffed piazza wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: territorial tripping jew prole

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like alpha



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Magical clown

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: territorial tripping jew prole

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Slimy round eye

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Jade Marketing Idea

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: maniacal newt becky

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: 

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  black woman

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: misanthropic deranged library

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: twinkling mental disorder



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Diverse beta gaping nowag

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Walnut macaca

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly school sneaky criminal

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  charcoal water buffalo

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Bossy primrose kitty

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: misanthropic deranged library

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Bossy primrose kitty

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  range organic girlfriend

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: maniacal newt becky

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: gaped locus boiling water

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser khaki heaven mood

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: gaped locus boiling water

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: misanthropic deranged library

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Slimy round eye

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: gaped locus boiling water

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Sticky heady fat ankles rehab

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Slimy round eye

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  range organic girlfriend

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Yellow doctorate

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: idiotic

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Sepia Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  clear

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Glittery field personal credit line

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: carnelian theatre bbw

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: fuchsia pontificating national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious party of the first part

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: carmine background story useless brakes

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious party of the first part

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: territorial tripping jew prole

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: fuchsia pontificating national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  bat shit crazy idiot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: impressive liquid oxygen masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  canary kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Bronze razzle-dazzle resort jap

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Slate wrinkle

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Galvanic Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: appetizing gas station legend

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Bright arousing kitchen dog poop

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored orchid cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Bisexual Mustard International Law Enforcement Agency

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: 

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: irradiated trailer park

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Galvanic Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Bright arousing kitchen dog poop

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone painfully honest persian fanboi

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Bipolar pisswyrm

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Diverse beta gaping nowag

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  cuckoldry

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: carnelian theatre bbw

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author:  Transparent Theater Stage Goyim

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: aqua cracking garrison quadroon

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Garnet Mother

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: passionate pozpig center

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: passionate pozpig center

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: passionate pozpig center

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: carnelian theatre bbw

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Angry flatulent gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Sepia Parlor

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author:  lay weed whacker

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: appetizing gas station legend

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: carmine background story useless brakes

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  rebellious market

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Bright arousing kitchen dog poop

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Sepia Parlor

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Shimmering effete tank

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Thirsty chest-beating selfie ladyboy

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Thirsty chest-beating selfie ladyboy

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Floppy irate genital piercing love of her life

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Shimmering effete tank

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: dun half-breed

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Shimmering effete tank

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Thirsty chest-beating selfie ladyboy

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: dun half-breed

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Thirsty chest-beating selfie ladyboy

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: brilliant arrogant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: misanthropic deranged library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Church French Chef

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: unhinged

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Salmon police squad

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  charcoal water buffalo

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: aromatic dopamine station

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Sepia Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Slate wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: maize mildly autistic stage degenerate

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Slimy round eye

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed multi-billionaire hissy fit

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: maize mildly autistic stage degenerate

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: marvelous box office immigrant

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: medicated puppy brunch

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded stain tattoo

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: out-of-control factory reset button

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: dun half-breed

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Yellow doctorate

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Walnut macaca

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Magical clown

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Shimmering effete tank

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: idiotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: coral judgmental



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Thriller sound barrier address

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Navy exhilarant home famous landscape painting

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Dashing federal step-uncle's house

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: passionate pozpig center

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Flirting cerise headpube partner

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Confused

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: slap-happy corn cake turdskin

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: idiotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Shaky lettuce

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: ebony gaming laptop pistol

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  dilemma sweet tailpipe

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Slimy round eye

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded stain tattoo

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: big roast beef stage

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: idiotic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Diverse beta gaping nowag

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Onyx Adventurous Senate Goal In Life

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: twinkling mental disorder

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  range organic girlfriend

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: twinkling mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Shimmering effete tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: maniacal newt becky

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  dilemma sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  embarrassed to the bone toaster

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: aqua cracking garrison quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: ivory messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  jet

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Light



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Shimmering effete tank

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: territorial tripping jew prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  crotch double fault

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: carnelian theatre bbw

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: ivory messiness



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: gay son of senegal brethren

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: nubile splenetic dysfunction candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: sienna harsh legal warrant hairy legs



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Soggy

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: twinkling mental disorder



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Obsidian rigpig



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Lime boltzmann

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  useless foreskin

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Lime boltzmann

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Hairless office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Frisky

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Amber Gay Wizard



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Obsidian rigpig

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Light



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Vivacious Hilarious Set Cumskin

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded stain tattoo

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: brindle karate

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: brindle karate

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  stubborn idea he suggested

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: idiotic



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  flushed affirmative action



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Tanning Salon Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: brindle karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Sinister silver

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: brindle karate



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: brindle karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  stubborn idea he suggested



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: brindle karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: puce fighting



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  antidepressant drug



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Hateful roommate coffee pot

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  People Who Are Hurt

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Sinister silver

I can never remember the title keywords

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Pink queen of the night

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: poppy psychic

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  circlehead



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: 

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Amber Gay Wizard



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: indigo razzle ape new version



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  stubborn idea he suggested

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Hateful roommate coffee pot

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Peach demanding

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: disrespectful state striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  filthy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Spectacular henna volcanic crater



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Slimy round eye



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Olive Philosopher-king Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: bearded



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Ocher Ratface Main People



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Slimy round eye



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Bull Headed Stag Film Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  abnormal regret

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: apoplectic incel rigor

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: mint sandwich

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Peach demanding



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Slimy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Racy filthpig

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: cyan

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: cyan

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Peach demanding



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Buff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Disturbing Internet-worthy

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Lime boltzmann

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: 

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Buff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Buff

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Yapping massive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: crystalline



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: metal adulterous

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  crotch double fault

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Disturbing Internet-worthy

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: sienna harsh legal warrant hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  Haunting

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  stubborn idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  Gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  stubborn idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: brindle karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Buff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Peach demanding



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  cobalt

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Mewling Pearly Hospital

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Yapping massive indian lodge

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: coral judgmental

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#49346566)