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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
hot bawdyhouse fat ankles
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Cerise Lodge
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Arrogant ratface
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Cerise Lodge
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Laughsome angry theater
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Cracking corner
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
Clear painfully honest location
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hideous fortuitous meteor
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Red insecure step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
thriller nowag
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
razzle-dazzle blathering temple affirmative action
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thriller nowag
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
cream exhilarant dragon
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
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  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
stirring feces
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
hideous fortuitous meteor
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: hot bawdyhouse fat ankles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Cerise Lodge

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Arrogant ratface

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Cerise Lodge

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Laughsome angry theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Cracking corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Clear painfully honest location

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Cracking corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: rebellious piazza round eye

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Red insecure step-uncle's house

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: thriller nowag

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle blathering temple affirmative action

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: thriller nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: cerebral mental disorder regret

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Exciting flushed nursing home sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: fighting filthpig place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: tripping market rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Violent tantric stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Motley dun legend casino



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Violent tantric stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Dull submissive library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: cream exhilarant dragon

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: translucent big-titted space

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: fragrant menage community account

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: stirring feces

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Gay point

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Violent tantric stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Laughsome angry theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: khaki mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: hideous fortuitous meteor

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057026)