\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

OFFICIAL FAST FOOD RANKINGS

please don't bother contesting this. as the title clearly st...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
Bonchon, while solidly 177, is not fast food but counter cas...
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
i was originally going to create an official "fast food...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
Five Guys isn't fast food either "Hey guise here's m...
Carnelian pit dysfunction
  04/06/23
there's no way objectively delineate between fast food and f...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
Are you sure I can't contest this list EDIT: Fuck you I'm c...
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
don't make me tap the sign
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
i second teh objection. no real problems wiht your list exc...
pink talented temple voyeur
  04/06/23
how stupid of me to not consider that krispy kreme is fried ...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
lolled at this
histrionic useless national security agency
  04/06/23
...
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
...
hot mentally impaired parlour coffee pot
  04/06/23
...
self-absorbed marvelous location skinny woman
  04/06/23
...
Fantasy-prone lodge idea he suggested
  04/06/23
...
Snowy stage clown
  08/12/23
...
Exhilarant point
  12/22/23
...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  11/19/24
Nigger
180 navy locale
  04/06/23
literally just scrolled down to make sure subway was last.
misunderstood national dragon
  04/06/23
...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
a Wendy’s Dave’s Double once in a while is 180, ...
histrionic useless national security agency
  04/06/23
Are you unfamiliar with the spicy chicken sandwich?
Fantasy-prone lodge idea he suggested
  04/07/23
IN MY NOT SO HUMBLE OPINION, THESE HERE BE THE TOP TEN FAST ...
Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park
  04/06/23
Five Guys is truly sloppa
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
LOL
Indigo confused digit ratio wagecucks
  04/07/23
I thought quiznos went out of business
insane brindle stag film sneaky criminal
  04/07/23
GOING LONG GOING STRONG, MELVIN: https://www.quiznos.com
Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park
  04/07/23
REAL LIST
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
egregious bojangles trolling
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
Popeyes blows all other fried chicken out of the water. Only...
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
cr but you've got Bojangles (2nd only to popeyes) below CHUR...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
Pizza Hut is CR brother you've been psyoped by Jews to hate ...
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
this is dangerous malinformation and the officials are going...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
they are terrible now.
Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park
  04/06/23
honest question: do you guys actually eat this stuff? i c...
Lake abode
  04/06/23
Zaxby's are absolutely craveable chicken, zalads & zappe...
Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park
  04/06/23
1) zaxby's rocks. i remember there used to be a 180 poaster ...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
smells like duck sauce
Angry gas station boltzmann
  04/06/23
nearly ranked bonchon second to avoid this accusation, but m...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
Does Baja Fresh still exist?
Ruddy laughsome hunting ground
  04/06/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qfC3YV0_rM&ab_channel=T...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
you have 30 minutes to put panda express as number 1. i am h...
Lascivious Frum Orchestra Pit Double Fault
  04/06/23
i've only gone a couple times, only because of xo memes, and...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
The same reason you go to Little Caesers to pick up a hot n ...
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
little ceasars has it's places as inedible cardboard pizza f...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
I've never gotten Panda Express outside of roadtrip conditio...
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
the fact you've never gotten it outside of roadtrip conditio...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
The whole point of fast food is that no one "plans"...
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/06/23
chipotle is served cafeteria style and is generally consider...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
"fast casual" is a meaningless marketing term to d...
Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park
  04/06/23
cr that's why i ranked them all in the same list. there ...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
chinkslop joint I used to go to would get my order out in 2 ...
Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park
  04/06/23
yeah i didn't want to delve into how much faster panda expre...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
my place DELIVERS to work in under ten minutes, i swear they...
Lake abode
  04/06/23
fuck if i didn't treat myself to chick-fil-a this morning i'...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
McDonalds is King
Exciting Rigpig Site
  04/06/23
...
Lascivious Frum Orchestra Pit Double Fault
  04/06/23
...
henna electric hissy fit base
  04/06/23
...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  12/22/23
when passover ends, geno is going to be pissed off at this j...
pink talented temple voyeur
  04/06/23
haven't had it yet but i'm gearing up to try soon
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
...
Twinkling Cerebral Blood Rage Jew
  05/16/23
bonchon takes over 20 minutes to cook the chicken. I don't t...
Flesh sanctuary twinkling uncleanness
  04/06/23
...
walnut supple principal's office french chef
  04/06/23
hmmm i've only ordered online and picked up. i didn't know i...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
seems like the CDC ca 2020-present. you don't have a command...
Flesh sanctuary twinkling uncleanness
  04/06/23
the title explicitly says official friend
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
Jimmy John's and Dunkin underrated. Sbarro and Arby's ove...
umber karate community account
  04/06/23
jimmy john's and dunkin suffer from the problem that you can...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
Arby's take a hot game but their irl product is pure faeces
umber karate community account
  04/07/23
Lol at where you have Krispy Kreme you lying fraud
pink talented temple voyeur
  04/07/23
You forgot Pollo Tropical.
henna electric hissy fit base
  04/06/23
dang that looks good. is it basically a peruvian chicken...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/06/23
Yeah, I think so. I only at there once when I was at a busin...
henna electric hissy fit base
  04/07/23
i've gone to nando's before! indeed: very 180. not sure i...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  04/07/23
...
henna electric hissy fit base
  04/08/23
Krystal is the bottom of the list. Even worse than Subway. ...
abusive dun idiot
  04/06/23
...
Flushed people who are hurt toaster
  04/07/23
Comment on the material differences between Krystal and Whit...
Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
  04/07/23
it's hard to quantify but krystal is just a cut below in all...
abusive dun idiot
  04/07/23
Zaxby's sucks now that they dropped insane sauce from the me...
white sound barrier
  04/07/23
since fast food is a topic right now i figure some people ne...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  05/16/23
this is the real official list: http://www.autoadmit.com/...
Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park
  05/16/23
you clearly stated "opinion" there. it's fine, eve...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  05/16/23
since it's mcdonalds day i'd like to remind everyone what th...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  12/22/23
Publix subs bought on the app /thread
Ultramarine Motley Market
  12/22/23
i've always been partial to taco john's but a nice classic r...
Nudist Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter Resort
  12/22/23
...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  08/02/24
...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  10/21/24
...
aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship
  07/15/25
*ctrl+F "biscuitville"* *0/0* this list is abs...
Tan kink-friendly potus area
  07/15/25
Egregious omission of Long John Silver’s.
Exciting Rigpig Site
  07/15/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

please don't bother contesting this. as the title clearly states this list is official. taking 180s and blank bumps only.

Bonchon

Five Guys

Chick-Fil-A

Popeyes

Krispy Kreme

Bojangles

Zaxby's

Whataburger

Chipotle

Shake Shack

Baja Fresh

Qdoba

In-And-Out

Del Taco

Wendy's

Moe's

Checkers/Rally's

Jack in the Box

Taco Bell

McDonalds

Panda Express

Arby's

White Castle

Sonic

Hardee's/Carl's Jr.

Dairy Queen

Jersey Mikes

Johnny Rockets

Sbarros

Salad Works

KFC

Church's

Dominos

Papa Johns

Cheeburger Cheeburger

Pizza Hut

Dunkin Donuts

Little Caesars

Tudor's Biscuit World

Jimmy John's

Burger King

Subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151462)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant

Bonchon, while solidly 177, is not fast food but counter casual. It's also around $30 a plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151468)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

i was originally going to create an official "fast food" versus "counter casual" list, but then decided to just make an official fast food rankings. the judges have taken price:quality ratio into consideration in the rankings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151474)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Carnelian pit dysfunction

Five Guys isn't fast food either

"Hey guise here's my fast food rankings!"

*first two entries aren't even fast food*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151481)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

there's no way objectively delineate between fast food and fast casual places. price has been taken into consideration in the rankings. as a reminder, this is the official fast food rankings list and the results cannot be contested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151513)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant

Are you sure I can't contest this list

EDIT: Fuck you I'm contesting the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151482)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

don't make me tap the sign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151503)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: pink talented temple voyeur

i second teh objection.

no real problems wiht your list except krispy kreme which isn't "fast food". isn't even food really just some fried chemicals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151484)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

how stupid of me to not consider that krispy kreme is fried chemicals while all the other establishments on this list feature organic farm-to-table american goodness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151497)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:42 AM
Author: histrionic useless national security agency

lolled at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151507)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151590)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: hot mentally impaired parlour coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151827)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed marvelous location skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153255)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lodge idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153314)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2023 7:35 AM
Author: Snowy stage clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46660027)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2023 2:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#47202583)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#48357064)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: 180 navy locale

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151479)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: misunderstood national dragon

literally just scrolled down to make sure subway was last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151495)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151501)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: histrionic useless national security agency

a Wendy’s Dave’s Double once in a while is 180, the rest is all SPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151512)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 6:22 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lodge idea he suggested

Are you unfamiliar with the spicy chicken sandwich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46158271)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park

IN MY NOT SO HUMBLE OPINION, THESE HERE BE THE TOP TEN FAST FOOD JOINTS:

1) QUIZNOS

2) TACO BELL

3) ZAXBY'S

4) MCDONALDS

5) POTBELLY SANDWICH WORKS

6) JAMBA JUICE

7) A&W RESTAURANTS

8) SUBWAY

9) JOLLIBEE

10) ARBY'S

FIVE GUYS BURGER AND FRIES NOT IN TOP THOUSAND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151516)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant

Five Guys is truly sloppa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151591)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 1:50 AM
Author: Indigo confused digit ratio wagecucks

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46155468)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 6:06 PM
Author: insane brindle stag film sneaky criminal

I thought quiznos went out of business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46158222)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 6:12 PM
Author: Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park

GOING LONG GOING STRONG, MELVIN:

https://www.quiznos.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46158247)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant
Subject: REAL LIST

Chick-Fil-A

Popeyes

In-And-Out

Raising Canes

Zaxby's

Wendy's

Panda Express

Little Caesars

Del Taco

Checkers/Rally's

Jack in the Box

Taco Bell

Arby's

Pizza Hut

White Castle

Sonic

Hardee's/Carl's Jr.

Dairy Queen

Church's

Bojangles

Baja Fresh

Tudor's Biscuit World

Dominos

Papa Johns

Whataburger

McDonalds

Burger King

Subway

KFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151521)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 3:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

egregious bojangles trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153073)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant

Popeyes blows all other fried chicken out of the water. Only KFC is truly inedible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153153)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

cr but you've got Bojangles (2nd only to popeyes) below CHURCHES and even PIZZA HUT!

this is why the official list could not be challenged. you're disseminating dangerous misinformation here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153169)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant

Pizza Hut is CR brother you've been psyoped by Jews to hate the deep dish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153254)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

this is dangerous malinformation and the officials are going to be cracking down on it. everyone knows the glory days of pizza hut are long gone, as evidenced of former pizza hut restaurants with the easily identifiable roof being used for other businesses dotting the suburbs of every city in america.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153276)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:26 PM
Author: Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park

they are terrible now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153309)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: Lake abode

honest question: do you guys actually eat this stuff?

i can understand hitting up chick-fil-a or in-n-out every once in a while on a road trip or something, but what the fuck is a zaxby's? what kind of adult man is getting domino's pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151566)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:56 AM
Author: Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park

Zaxby's are absolutely craveable chicken, zalads & zappetizers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151571)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

1) zaxby's rocks. i remember there used to be a 180 poaster here named chicken tenders with zax sauce or something.

2) please note that all of the fast food pizza restaurants are ranked quite low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151595)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:56 AM
Author: Angry gas station boltzmann

smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151569)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

nearly ranked bonchon second to avoid this accusation, but my integrity compelled me to give it the crown despite the accusations of being a gook that would surely come from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151588)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: Ruddy laughsome hunting ground

Does Baja Fresh still exist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151592)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:01 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qfC3YV0_rM&ab_channel=TomCook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151599)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:01 AM
Author: Lascivious Frum Orchestra Pit Double Fault

you have 30 minutes to put panda express as number 1. i am heading to your location with a knife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151600)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

i've only gone a couple times, only because of xo memes, and i really don't see the appeal versus a real local chinkslop shop. if you want orange chicken why not go to some local chinkslop place that offers the same thing at much higher quality for the same price? it's the same reason why the sandwich and pizza places fared so poorly. what kind of person is going to subway versus a local sandwich shop? what kind of person is going pizza hut versus a local pizza joint? the only excuse for ever patronizing either one of these places is you're getting gas at in interstate rest stop and they are your only choices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151644)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant

The same reason you go to Little Caesers to pick up a hot n ready for 5 bucks instead of ordering a pie from Dominos and waiting a half hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151656)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

little ceasars has it's places as inedible cardboard pizza for dirt cheap and available immediately, sure. and i guess the "appeal" of panda express is that the food is already prepared, which is why it has it's place as a quick meal at an interstate highway rest stop.

but what is the point of your local neighborhood panda express? why would anyone ever order online and drive to go pick it up? or get it delivered? when you can get far better chinkslop from a local chinkslop place made by a genuine chink for the same price?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151674)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant

I've never gotten Panda Express outside of roadtrip conditions, but as a fast way to get chink food it's not bad

It's like saying why go to dominos when real NY slices exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151686)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

the fact you've never gotten it outside of roadtrip conditions is exactly what i'm talking about.

dominos vs. real pizza: there is something "different" and nostalgic about shitty national fast food pizza. it's like saying "why get a big mac over a real burger?" or even "why get a burger when you can have a steak?" it's like little debbie versus homemade sweet treats. there's just something about that plastic ultra processed slop that hits different frfr.

meanwhile panda express is just a pale imitation of real chinkslop. there's not nostalgic mass market shittyness to justify getting it over real chinkslop. it's only appeal is the convenience of being premade. but then why the fuck would anyone get it delivered or order ahead and get it carryout? why would anyone ever PLAN to go there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151722)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant

The whole point of fast food is that no one "plans" to go there

This is why I object to fast casual restaurants being included

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151750)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

chipotle is served cafeteria style and is generally considered the quintessential "fast casual" restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151764)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park

"fast casual" is a meaningless marketing term to distance 'upscale' fast food joints from 'fast food'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151819)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

cr that's why i ranked them all in the same list.

there is certainly difference in quality and price amongst the fast food places, but it's still fast food, even if you're serving a better and more expensive burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151884)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:33 AM
Author: Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park

chinkslop joint I used to go to would get my order out in 2 minutes. Stir frying is a quick cooking method and the rice is pre-cooked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151777)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

yeah i didn't want to delve into how much faster panda express is from other chinkslop joints, but i don't think you have to wait too long at any of them and they should still be considered "fast food"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151790)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Lake abode

my place DELIVERS to work in under ten minutes, i swear they cook that shit on the back of the bike while driving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151805)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

fuck if i didn't treat myself to chick-fil-a this morning i'd be getting some chinkslop right now. maybe tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151815)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:33 AM
Author: Exciting Rigpig Site

McDonalds is King

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151771)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 12:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Frum Orchestra Pit Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46152054)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: henna electric hissy fit base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153163)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#47203895)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: pink talented temple voyeur

when passover ends, geno is going to be pissed off at this jollibees slight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151856)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 11:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

haven't had it yet but i'm gearing up to try soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46151886)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: Twinkling Cerebral Blood Rage Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46319046)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Flesh sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

bonchon takes over 20 minutes to cook the chicken. I don't think you can consider that fast food in any sense of the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153028)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 3:35 PM
Author: walnut supple principal's office french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153037)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

hmmm i've only ordered online and picked up. i didn't know it would take that long if you just walked in and ordered. this is a concerning development. however, i'd like to remind you that this is the OFFICIAL list, and challenging the list is strictly forbidden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153060)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: Flesh sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

seems like the CDC ca 2020-present. you don't have a command of the basic facts yet insist on your credibility and authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153226)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

the title explicitly says official friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153265)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: umber karate community account

Jimmy John's and Dunkin underrated.

Sbarro and Arby's overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153160)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

jimmy john's and dunkin suffer from the problem that you can get real local sandwiches or donuts for approximately the same price.

arby's has a unique sandwich. there is nothing out there like a beef and cheddar with horsey sauce. their market sandwiches like the reuben are also good.

sbarro's maybe overrated. all mass market pizza is slop. there was one in my mall i was a mall rat at growing up.

but once again i must remind you that these rankings are OFFICIAL and cannot be criticized or challenged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153190)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 5:29 PM
Author: umber karate community account

Arby's take a hot game but their irl product is pure faeces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46158051)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: pink talented temple voyeur

Lol at where you have Krispy Kreme you lying fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46158068)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: henna electric hissy fit base

You forgot Pollo Tropical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153164)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

dang that looks good.

is it basically a peruvian chicken chain? peruvian chicken is fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153201)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 3:54 PM
Author: henna electric hissy fit base

Yeah, I think so. I only at there once when I was at a business conference in Miami. It was good. There's also Nando's:

https://www.nandosperiperi.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46157579)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

i've gone to nando's before!

indeed: very 180. not sure if big enough to make the list and i excluded whole chicken places (e.g. boston market) because they are somehow "different" than fast food.

but, i completely agree, very 180 and deserving of high ranking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46157693)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: henna electric hissy fit base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46159397)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: abusive dun idiot

Krystal is the bottom of the list. Even worse than Subway.

Jimmy Johns is better than the garbage tier pizza places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46153209)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 1:54 AM
Author: Flushed people who are hurt toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46155475)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser chartreuse internal respiration immigrant

Comment on the material differences between Krystal and White Castle's quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46157621)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: abusive dun idiot

it's hard to quantify but krystal is just a cut below in all ingredient quality, the restaurants themselves smell like shit, and the diarrhea the next morning is more urgent and uncomfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46157645)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2023 6:15 PM
Author: white sound barrier

Zaxby's sucks now that they dropped insane sauce from the menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46158253)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

since fast food is a topic right now i figure some people needed to by reminded of the OFFICIAL RANKINGS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46319038)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Charismatic sexy stock car trailer park

this is the real official list:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2#46151516

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46319045)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2023 3:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

you clearly stated "opinion" there. it's fine, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but you can't call it "official". cooley isn't in the uswnr t14 just because they say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#46319054)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship

since it's mcdonalds day i'd like to remind everyone what the OFFICIAL fast food rankings are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#47202579)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Motley Market

Publix subs bought on the app

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#47203914)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:32 PM
Author: Nudist Swashbuckling Faggot Firefighter Resort

i've always been partial to taco john's but a nice classic roast beef from RB's is cr as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#47203934)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#47922283)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#48222526)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crawly juggernaut cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#49102237)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Tan kink-friendly potus area

*ctrl+F "biscuitville"* *0/0*

this list is absolute fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#49102245)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Exciting Rigpig Site

Egregious omission of Long John Silver’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320326&forum_id=2],#49102249)