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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Diverse Circlehead Dilemma
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Boyish Lake Location
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Spruce juggernaut library
  08/30/25
...
White hall
  09/05/25
, he lisped
trip frum church building
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
light orchestra pit pocket flask
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
light orchestra pit pocket flask
  08/31/25
...
fuchsia fiercely-loyal piazza
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
hairraiser wine regret
  08/31/25
delusional take
fuchsia fiercely-loyal piazza
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
filthy grizzly clown old irish cottage
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
hairraiser wine regret
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
hairraiser wine regret
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
hairraiser wine regret
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
hairraiser wine regret
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  09/05/25
...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Lilac Trump Supporter Nibblets
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  09/05/25
...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
spectacular incel
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
spectacular incel
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/05/25
Kenny
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  09/06/25
...
magical boltzmann skinny woman
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/06/25
...
magical boltzmann skinny woman
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
multi-colored den
  09/07/25
Explain
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
swollen temple
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  09/07/25
...
filthy grizzly clown old irish cottage
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
hairraiser wine regret
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
hairraiser wine regret
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
hairraiser wine regret
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
hairraiser wine regret
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
hairraiser wine regret
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
hairraiser wine regret
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
hairraiser wine regret
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  01/18/26
...
hairraiser wine regret
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Contagious Set Affirmative Action
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
hairraiser wine regret
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
hairraiser wine regret
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
hairraiser wine regret
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
hairraiser wine regret
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
hairraiser wine regret
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
hairraiser wine regret
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
hairraiser wine regret
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
hairraiser wine regret
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
hairraiser wine regret
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
stirring kitty cat heaven
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
hairraiser wine regret
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
hairraiser wine regret
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
hairraiser wine regret
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  05/28/26
...
hairraiser wine regret
  05/28/26
...
comical goal in life step-uncle's house
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  07/12/26
...
hairraiser wine regret
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Bespoke indian lodge
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
Insecure lemon factory reset button
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
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  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Diverse Circlehead Dilemma

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Boyish Lake Location

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Spruce juggernaut library

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: White hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: trip frum church building

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: light orchestra pit pocket flask

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: light orchestra pit pocket flask

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: fuchsia fiercely-loyal piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: fuchsia fiercely-loyal piazza

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: filthy grizzly clown old irish cottage

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Lilac Trump Supporter Nibblets

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: spectacular incel

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: spectacular incel

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: magical boltzmann skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: magical boltzmann skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: multi-colored den

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: swollen temple

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: filthy grizzly clown old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious Set Affirmative Action

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: stirring kitty cat heaven

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: hairraiser wine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: comical goal in life step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: hairraiser wine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Bespoke indian lodge

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Insecure lemon factory reset button

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#50126050)