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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Hilarious underhanded legend incel

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: autistic hall

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Fragrant green dilemma toaster

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: charcoal jew

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: rough-skinned emerald immigrant

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Iridescent Razzmatazz Old Irish Cottage

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned emerald immigrant

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: sinister stock car

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Walnut shaky mental disorder



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: adulterous point french chef

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: adulterous point french chef

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: adulterous point french chef



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: adulterous point french chef

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: flatulent wonderful pervert stead

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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