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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account

superior anglo culture

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Free-loading Sexy Business Firm Community Account



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: dashing orchestra pit cuckoldry

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Shipley the dog tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: boyish theatre



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: overrated macaca crotch

His moniker?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Irradiated crimson cuck



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Charcoal plaza turdskin



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: orange skinny woman mad cow disease



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Crystalline Vibrant Pozpig Organic Girlfriend



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: bossy death wish pit

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Galvanic juggernaut halford

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Irradiated crimson cuck

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: plum windowlicker



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Irradiated crimson cuck

But she was old enough in dog years!

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: boyish theatre

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Irradiated crimson cuck

I thought this was America

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: shivering office

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

(Guy who thinks about these things)

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled adulterous step-uncle's house

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: laughsome bearded base

man's BEST friend

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: orange skinny woman mad cow disease

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: bossy death wish pit

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Cowardly saffron old irish cottage

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: orange skinny woman mad cow disease

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Galvanic juggernaut halford

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: dashing orchestra pit cuckoldry

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Nudist Mind-boggling Becky Keepsake Machete

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Red fear-inspiring address

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: boyish theatre

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiot Haunted Graveyard

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Sapphire goal in life

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Buff filthy stage

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Sapphire goal in life

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Buff filthy stage

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Duck-like stimulating whorehouse

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Sapphire goal in life

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated faggot firefighter

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: dashing orchestra pit cuckoldry

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Nudist Mind-boggling Becky Keepsake Machete

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser Chapel

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser Chapel

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Chapel

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: heady cyan casino dragon

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: garnet slippery locus queen of the night

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser Chapel

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: iridescent domesticated dilemma clown

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Provocative naked den affirmative action

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Zippy mad-dog skullcap

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Nighttime Fragrant Space Gaming Laptop

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: bossy death wish pit

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: boyish theatre

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Ungodly library nibblets

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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