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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Floppy boltzmann
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
angry fluffy state legend
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Cyan Motley Feces Stead
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
fighting resort goal in life
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
offensive institution
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Arrogant rigor love of her life
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Cruel-hearted Marvelous Orchestra Pit Psychic
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
White 180 casino depressive
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Carmine Thriller Point
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Ruddy hairy legs
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
blathering yarmulke
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Dun laser beams
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
wonderful theater
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Emerald outnumbered travel guidebook
  06/30/25
cr
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Carmine Thriller Point
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
odious mint deer antler roast beef
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Dun laser beams
  06/30/25
...
Spruce sandwich philosopher-king
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
blathering yarmulke
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Emerald outnumbered travel guidebook
  06/30/25
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Blue alpha masturbator
  07/01/25
*bussy
brilliant unhinged senate
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Arrogant rigor love of her life
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
cerise trust fund
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
jade brunch pervert
  06/30/25
fuck
blathering yarmulke
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
cerise trust fund
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Floppy boltzmann
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
blathering yarmulke
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
odious mint deer antler roast beef
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
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rose home immigrant
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Spectacular Mediation Shitlib
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Slap-happy dilemma hissy fit
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Hairraiser bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Slap-happy dilemma hissy fit
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Spruce sandwich philosopher-king
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Slap-happy dilemma hissy fit
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
carnelian office people who are hurt
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Citrine Vivacious Wagecucks
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Arousing son of senegal
  06/30/25
tcr
Spruce sandwich philosopher-king
  07/01/25
just jump
Lascivious dull set
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
...
Fragrant azn fat ankles
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
salmon self-centered lay cuckold
  06/30/25
wow
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Impressive godawful stag film
  06/30/25
JFC man
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
White 180 casino depressive
  06/30/25
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Lascivious dull set
  06/30/25
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blathering yarmulke
  06/30/25
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Dun laser beams
  06/30/25
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Olive irradiated juggernaut gas station
  06/30/25
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Honey-headed Digit Ratio Headpube
  06/30/25
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Citrine Vivacious Wagecucks
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Arousing son of senegal
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Spectacular Mediation Shitlib
  06/30/25
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Khaki persian
  07/01/25
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Blue alpha masturbator
  07/01/25
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Multi-colored center genital piercing
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Provocative duck-like ticket booth
  07/01/25
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Pungent fishy background story station
  07/01/25
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Cyan Motley Feces Stead
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
offensive institution
  06/30/25
bro
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
...
Arousing son of senegal
  06/30/25
lol
Spruce sandwich philosopher-king
  07/01/25
...
Scarlet lodge ape
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
maniacal vengeful stage antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
jfc
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Carmine Thriller Point
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Olive irradiated juggernaut gas station
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Honey-headed Digit Ratio Headpube
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Spruce sandwich philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
maniacal vengeful stage antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
...
Hairraiser bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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Honey-headed Digit Ratio Headpube
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Pungent fishy background story station
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Comical university goyim
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
odious mint deer antler roast beef
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
blathering yarmulke
  06/30/25
...
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  07/01/25
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aromatic transparent indian lodge place of business
  07/01/25
lol
Spruce sandwich philosopher-king
  07/01/25
...
Lascivious dull set
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
pearl forum
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
nofapping shrine hominid
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
startled maroon property black woman
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Pearly national security agency
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Black Mind-boggling Corner Mood
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
aromatic transparent indian lodge place of business
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
histrionic misunderstood principal's office sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Spruce sandwich philosopher-king
  07/01/25
...
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Blue alpha masturbator
  07/01/25
😟
crawly heady internal respiration spot
  07/01/25
...
titillating indigo prole
  07/01/25
holy shit
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
aromatic transparent indian lodge place of business
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
orchid parlor gaping
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Pungent fishy background story station
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Arrogant rigor love of her life
  07/01/25
...
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Pungent fishy background story station
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Pungent fishy background story station
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
salmon self-centered lay cuckold
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Arrogant rigor love of her life
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
navy hairless parlour nibblets
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Blue alpha masturbator
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Laughsome base selfie
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  07/06/25
...
salmon self-centered lay cuckold
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Boyish toaster
  07/06/25
...
Honey-headed Digit Ratio Headpube
  07/06/25
lol
Spruce sandwich philosopher-king
  07/07/25
wow
abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Floppy boltzmann

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: angry fluffy state legend

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cyan Motley Feces Stead

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: fighting resort goal in life

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: offensive institution

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Arrogant rigor love of her life

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Marvelous Orchestra Pit Psychic

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: White 180 casino depressive

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Carmine Thriller Point

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Ruddy hairy legs

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: blathering yarmulke

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Dun laser beams

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: wonderful theater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Emerald outnumbered travel guidebook

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Carmine Thriller Point

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: odious mint deer antler roast beef

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Dun laser beams

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Spruce sandwich philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: blathering yarmulke

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Emerald outnumbered travel guidebook

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Blue alpha masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: brilliant unhinged senate

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Arrogant rigor love of her life

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cerise trust fund

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: jade brunch pervert

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: blathering yarmulke

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: cerise trust fund

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Floppy boltzmann

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: blathering yarmulke

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: odious mint deer antler roast beef

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: rose home immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Spectacular Mediation Shitlib

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Slap-happy dilemma hissy fit

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser bawdyhouse

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy dilemma hissy fit

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Spruce sandwich philosopher-king

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Slap-happy dilemma hissy fit

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: carnelian office people who are hurt

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Citrine Vivacious Wagecucks

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Arousing son of senegal

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Spruce sandwich philosopher-king

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Lascivious dull set

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Fragrant azn fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: salmon self-centered lay cuckold

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Impressive godawful stag film

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: White 180 casino depressive

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lascivious dull set



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: blathering yarmulke



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Dun laser beams



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Olive irradiated juggernaut gas station



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed Digit Ratio Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Citrine Vivacious Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Arousing son of senegal

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Spectacular Mediation Shitlib

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Khaki persian



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Blue alpha masturbator



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored center genital piercing



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Provocative duck-like ticket booth

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Pungent fishy background story station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cyan Motley Feces Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: offensive institution

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Arousing son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Spruce sandwich philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Scarlet lodge ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: maniacal vengeful stage antidepressant drug

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Carmine Thriller Point

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Olive irradiated juggernaut gas station

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed Digit Ratio Headpube

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Spruce sandwich philosopher-king

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: maniacal vengeful stage antidepressant drug

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed Digit Ratio Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Pungent fishy background story station

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Comical university goyim

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: odious mint deer antler roast beef

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: blathering yarmulke

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: aromatic transparent indian lodge place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Spruce sandwich philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Lascivious dull set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: pearl forum

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: nofapping shrine hominid

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: startled maroon property black woman

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Pearly national security agency

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Black Mind-boggling Corner Mood

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aromatic transparent indian lodge place of business

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: histrionic misunderstood principal's office sneaky criminal

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Spruce sandwich philosopher-king

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Blue alpha masturbator

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: crawly heady internal respiration spot

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: titillating indigo prole



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aromatic transparent indian lodge place of business

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: orchid parlor gaping

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Pungent fishy background story station

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Arrogant rigor love of her life

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pungent fishy background story station

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Pungent fishy background story station

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: salmon self-centered lay cuckold

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Arrogant rigor love of her life

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: navy hairless parlour nibblets

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Blue alpha masturbator

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Laughsome base selfie

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: salmon self-centered lay cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Boyish toaster

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed Digit Ratio Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Spruce sandwich philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: abnormal pontificating theater stage friendly grandma

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)