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Anyone else know legit mafia kids/familes growing up?

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Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/21/21
Absolutely. I'm from Jersey and grew up around many of them....
underhanded stage depressive
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Carnelian locus
  10/03/21
180 that they kept up old sicilian tradition like that. Peop...
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  11/27/23
Yes, someone close to me whose father was fairly high up and...
Snowy travel guidebook office
  03/21/21
Cool, yeah. If you asked me what's the first thing that come...
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/21/21
Right. There's almost no sustainability to it; it's very ra...
Snowy travel guidebook office
  03/21/21
If I have to guess who the brahmins are among the mafia, the...
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/21/21
Yeah that's a good point. People who have experience runnin...
Snowy travel guidebook office
  03/21/21
How did these people become so retrograde? Even actual Afric...
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/21/21
Crime and doing bad things in an incestuous, cloistered, sec...
Snowy travel guidebook office
  03/21/21
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Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/21/21
I enjoyed this sub thread
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  03/23/21
ty It's sad what was done to this guy I'm referring to --...
Snowy travel guidebook office
  03/23/21
Funny story: we also knew a kid whose dad was an FBI agent. ...
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Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  10/01/22
I knew Paul Manafort and his family of construction goombahs...
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  03/21/21
do you know jess "bond"
thriller principal's office
  03/21/21
Nope, she never visited the Manaforts or wanted anything to ...
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  03/21/21
and she married a crook anyway. daddy issues. what a guinea ...
thriller principal's office
  03/21/21
cool story bro
thriller principal's office
  03/21/21
My grandfather was involved with the union at Ma Bell and su...
Wonderful Peach Menage Giraffe
  03/21/21
Lmao I can’t imagine living around fucking Italians ha...
Pontificating crackhouse mental disorder
  03/21/21
Wow whok. Another great poast. Thanks for your contributio...
Snowy travel guidebook office
  03/21/21
U mad goombah?
Pontificating crackhouse mental disorder
  03/21/21
No bro. But I'm watching you descend into nyuug level shit ...
Snowy travel guidebook office
  03/21/21
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multi-colored step-uncle's house
  03/24/21
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Talented thirsty toaster
  03/24/21
Most kids of the mafia in russia work in exec positions in l...
Drab Comical Whorehouse
  03/21/21
Interesting! Come to think of it I know exactly ONE Russia m...
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/21/21
180 story
Fragrant set
  03/22/21
i feel like being on the run from the mafia at home, the las...
yellow garrison chad
  03/22/21
The story of how we came to know him is funny. He got thi...
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  03/23/21
Best post I’ve read this year
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  03/23/21
this. fucking. ruled.
yellow garrison chad
  03/23/21
DESCRIBE her cans and panties
harsh queen of the night ticket booth
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Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/24/21
Where are we on this?
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  10/03/21
No change
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  10/03/21
I went to boarding school with a Russian kid who was on the ...
Sienna maniacal telephone
  03/21/21
Sometimes I wonder if "Russian mafia" isn't just a...
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/21/21
Yeah - this kid never claimed to be in the “mob,&rdquo...
Sienna maniacal telephone
  03/22/21
my aunt went into witness protection in 80s and early 90s af...
Spectacular up-to-no-good range really tough guy
  03/21/21
Yes. The family even made the front page of Newsday way back...
Self-absorbed massive institution
  03/22/21
friends with a girl whose father is in jail for multiple maf...
citrine sound barrier
  03/22/21
when i was a teenager, one of my buddy's pops was a legit ol...
yellow garrison chad
  03/22/21
went to high school with a jewish dude whose dad owned a rea...
Fragrant set
  03/22/21
The speeding ticket is definitely a mafia thing IME. In my c...
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/22/21
Wonder what they do
Fragrant set
  03/22/21
I just googled the name I was given and I get a 96 year old ...
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/23/21
literally laughing out loud at how small your dick has to be...
harsh queen of the night ticket booth
  03/24/21
He wasn't flexing, he said it as an afterthought. "Ehh,...
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  10/04/21
Yes, went to law school with one. Model, parents bought him ...
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  03/22/21
Clinton Township Marco Minuto, 36, Upper Saddle River, an...
big shivering fat ankles
  03/23/21
lmao he's been arrested a LOT
harsh queen of the night ticket booth
  03/24/21
He has the same name as an older mafia boss, but I don't thi...
big shivering fat ankles
  03/24/21
No, I found different mugshots with different hairstyles. On...
harsh queen of the night ticket booth
  03/24/21
Ah, wouldn't surprise me. I think his dad was actually in wa...
big shivering fat ankles
  03/24/21
Went to school with a son of a criminal family.
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  03/22/21
I have a family member that ran a business for one of the fa...
Aromatic Famous Landscape Painting Business Firm
  03/22/21
My dad once knew some who mafia doods who periodically got c...
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  03/23/21
NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX
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Not that scene, or even that movie, but you're actually real...
emerald national multi-billionaire
  03/23/21
My female cousin dated one of the Ochoa brothers in Medellin...
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  03/23/21
ho. lee. shit.
yellow garrison chad
  03/23/21
whoaaaaaaaa
canary police squad
  03/24/21
damn
Carnelian locus
  10/03/21
I knew a few Jews growing up who's fathers went to federal p...
Duck-like Parlour Turdskin
  03/23/21
i dont think being a turbo kike falls under the 'mafia' umbr...
multi-colored step-uncle's house
  03/24/21
I don't even recall knowing any italians growing up, there a...
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  03/23/21
People who grew up not in the north east can't comprehend ho...
Duck-like Parlour Turdskin
  03/23/21
i always wonder about this. like northeastern minorities, f...
yellow garrison chad
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Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/24/21
Yes, one of my HS classmates was the grandson of a former bo...
Fantasy-prone chestnut mediation
  03/23/21
Does Hell’s Angels count?
Dull odious national security agency
  03/24/21
best friends with one since middle school, dude lives a 180 ...
Vigorous piazza
  03/24/21
I was on a booze cruise in the Bahamas and met a big titted ...
harsh queen of the night ticket booth
  03/24/21
180
Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/24/21
Indeed. He'll message me out of the blue, like bro, long tim...
harsh queen of the night ticket booth
  03/24/21
Someday I want to re-tell the stories I heard from the gay n...
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Carnelian locus
  10/03/21
My Step-grandfather's only son was a Hells Angel who was tri...
wild contagious church building mad cow disease
  03/24/21
went to school with kid of one
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  03/24/21
When I was a kid, a new family moved into my neighborhood wi...
Poppy Geriatric Church Windowlicker
  03/24/21
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Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes
  03/24/21
fuck I forgot if I ever made this thread but I was prolly th...
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I know a kid of some sinola cartel guy. He's completely remo...
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Date: March 21st, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes



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Date: March 24th, 2021 1:08 PM
Author: underhanded stage depressive

Absolutely. I'm from Jersey and grew up around many of them. Many are involved in real estate in various ways. The Brusco family in NY, for example. We know them well. We knew mostly low level guys like bookies. I don't think we knew any killers but I'm not sure. I didn't perceive them as "bad" guys, in fact quite the opposite. Nice, vivacious people.

One mafia family we knew had a VERY large house in a nearby town owned by a higher level guy. Every Christmas, on his grounds he had live animals (like goats, cows, horses, llamas, all kinds of things) and live manger scenes. Everyone from around was invited to come and pet the animals and ride ponies and what not. The other people in this very wealthy neighborhood didn't like it and would complain and when the police would come to ask if he had a permit he would say "these are my pets". Lol. They are characters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157428)



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Date: October 2nd, 2021 8:15 AM
Author: Motley puce rigpig



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Date: October 3rd, 2021 12:35 AM
Author: Carnelian locus



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

180 that they kept up old sicilian tradition like that. People I knew were too far removed from that shit, couldn't even pronounce "fajitas" correctly. They were mostly just gambling all the time, even if they had other businesses. They could find $10k at 12:30pm and put it all on the Celtics at 12:31. No money to pay kid's college tuition though.

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Date: March 21st, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: Snowy travel guidebook office

Yes, someone close to me whose father was fairly high up and did a lot of money laundering for them (he was eventually caught). The unglamorous answer is that it fucked him up bigly because his dad brought him into the lifestyle. He was driving S600s and Range Rovers as a 17 year old, vacationing in London and Aspen, sitting courtside at basketball games. We were astounded as kids growing up about his lifestyle. But what his parents failed to do was encourage him to develop useful skills or to get a meaningful education. When his dad was indicted and the music stopped it fucked up his life for him for years in a way that he's still struggling to recover from. He's trying to live a normal life now, has a wife and a kid in the burbs, I suspect he makes maybe 60-80k per year in an office manager setting. He hates his dad. For a while he had to work Big Retail.

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Date: March 21st, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

Cool, yeah. If you asked me what's the first thing that comes to mind when I think about these kids, it's that they ALL ended up with bottom of the barrell rich white kid life outcomes. One did 6yrs in prison and killed himself right after he got out.

It's not just that the parents pushed them into their shit lifestyle, but that they actively REFUSED to pay for things like college tuition. If a kid was ambitious he was still fucked because his dad was a gambler.

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Date: March 21st, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Snowy travel guidebook office

Right. There's almost no sustainability to it; it's very rare for there to actually be an "intergenerational" mafia family the lifestyle chews up and spits everyone out through death or prison. I'm sure there are some 5% marginal guys in the mafia who realized the life is fucked and squirrel away money and tell their kid to go get an engineering degree and live a peaceful existence but those are few and far between.

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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:02 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

If I have to guess who the brahmins are among the mafia, the ones who "get it," it's probably the ones who run successful grocery stores and restaurants. I knew people who ran restaurants but they were shitty ones. There was a produce store they ran near us but no one ever shopped there. These were fronts so they didn't need to make money, but it always seemed stupid of them to not even try. Almost all the mafia owned businesses that were successful when I was a kid are still successful today and probably generate way more income for their owners than organized crime.

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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:04 PM
Author: Snowy travel guidebook office

Yeah that's a good point. People who have experience running an actual functioning business and understand things like supply & demand, inventory and operating / product costs, having to actually get customers in the store of their own volition not just because they owe you a gambling debt or protection payment or whatever. There probably is a low key sub-class in the mafia that just shuts the fuck up and does there thing and passes it down gen from gen but I think they're the rarity -- most are more like 1 generation stars that shoot up and then burn out at some point. Would make a good sociology paper.

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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

How did these people become so retrograde? Even actual Africans aren't like this.

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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Snowy travel guidebook office

Crime and doing bad things in an incestuous, cloistered, secretive social network corrupts your thinking. It's not a good way to live long term. It reminds me of how the House of Habsburg interbred so much that they all became lame and dumb.

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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 2:44 AM
Author: bonkers cocky pozpig trailer park

I enjoyed this sub thread

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Date: March 23rd, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: Snowy travel guidebook office

ty

It's sad what was done to this guy I'm referring to -- he was just a kid; his dad sort of ruined him.

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Date: March 24th, 2021 10:55 AM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

Funny story: we also knew a kid whose dad was an FBI agent. When he first told us, we didn't believe him because he always had really expensive shit and we knew FBI agents didn't make that much money. He was also a megapussy and we figured he was trying to inflate is pedigree. Then one day his dad came and gave a talk to the class and confirmed that he was in fact an FBI agent. Then he gave us a short lecture, the main thrust of which was that we should avoid going to jail because we would catch AIDS from inmates breathing on us.

I now think his reasoning was sound and that he got the relevant facts right. However at the time I felt his argument lacked persuasive force because it relied on a premise I could not assume to be truthful. Now I think he probably probably just said that stuff about breathing because he didn't know how to tell 12 year-olds that it actually involves buttfucking.

Anyway after that we all believed his dad was FBI. However, everyone also came away with the impression that his dad was a corrupt meathead faggot, because the kid always had the most expensive shit for anything a kid his age would have. Clothes, watches, gym equipment, all that shit, this kid always had the most expensive shit fresh off the shelf. He tried to be fratty as fuck and had a rolex when he was 16. However he was just as retarded as the most retarded fuckup mafia kid I knew. Moreover everyone hated him. He was never popular. He got bullied in the only social circle where he was active (which was mine, for reasons beyond my control). Mafia kids could get away with being flashy and retarded but this kid couldn't. We just shut him the fuck out, screamed at him if he made his presence known to us, and on one occasion when he tried to show off the knife his dad bought him yesterday, my friend yanked it out of his hand, jammed it in a log and flung it into a lake. The event happened at sunset so I never got a good look at the knife, but witnesses said it was the most expensive swiss army knife you could buy at the time.

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Date: October 2nd, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Motley puce rigpig



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Date: October 1st, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes



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Date: March 21st, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: gay aphrodisiac jewess tanning salon

I knew Paul Manafort and his family of construction goombahs.

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Date: March 21st, 2021 1:58 PM
Author: thriller principal's office

do you know jess "bond"

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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:02 PM
Author: gay aphrodisiac jewess tanning salon

Nope, she never visited the Manaforts or wanted anything to do with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42141263)



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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: thriller principal's office

and she married a crook anyway. daddy issues. what a guinea brat. ask me how i know haha

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Date: March 21st, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: thriller principal's office

cool story bro

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Date: March 21st, 2021 1:59 PM
Author: Wonderful Peach Menage Giraffe

My grandfather was involved with the union at Ma Bell and supposedly had significant mafia connections. Ended up losing his pension and leaving nyc when some scam got uncovered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42141245)



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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: Pontificating crackhouse mental disorder

Lmao I can’t imagine living around fucking Italians having to pretend that that kind of trash is fucking human. Why not just live with actual niggers lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42141368)



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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: Snowy travel guidebook office

Wow whok. Another great poast. Thanks for your contribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42141371)



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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:26 PM
Author: Pontificating crackhouse mental disorder

U mad goombah?

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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: Snowy travel guidebook office

No bro. But I'm watching you descend into nyuug level shit poasting. You're become hackneyed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42141421)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house



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Date: March 24th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Talented thirsty toaster



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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: Drab Comical Whorehouse

Most kids of the mafia in russia work in exec positions in legit businesses. They get there via connections obviously. But once in they are completely legalized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42141396)



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Date: March 21st, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

Interesting! Come to think of it I know exactly ONE Russia mafia dood. When I came to know him he had just arrived in America all by himself, in his mid 20s. He had a very strong resemblance to young Harrison Ford and could play nothing else matters on guitar. His official story he told to anyone who would listen was that he was ex mafia, now on the run from his former associates. It was an entirely plausible explanation of the circumstances that led to us knowing him.

It was also entirely plausible given the fact that the only work this guy ever wanted to do was at a store where he noticed they had really nice jewelry. For the first year he lived in the US, the only people he actually knew personally were me and a few of my friends. We invited him to parties a few times because he seemed like a cool guy and he was a chick magnet, but it turned into a disaster really fast and we had to break off contact with him because he did some wildly inappropriate things. The last straw for me was when he asked a girl I know to marry him. The very first time he got her alone, he started crying and told her people were trying to kill him, and he begged her to marry him to save his life. The last time I spoke to him was when he called to ask if I would take him to get his driver's license, just a few days after he asked if he could borrow my passport for two weeks. A few years later I heard he was married to a German woman in her 50s (he would have been late twenties/early thirties at this point), and they were running a business selling $35 US citizenship information packets to immigrants. The packets contained pamphlets and forms anyone could get for free from the government. Don't know if he ever got near those diamonds.

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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:06 AM
Author: Fragrant set

180 story

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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:08 AM
Author: yellow garrison chad

i feel like being on the run from the mafia at home, the last you you do is blow your cover. but the rest of the story seems believable af. i could 100% see a guy living life in a such a complete mess.

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Date: March 22nd, 2021 9:54 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

The story of how we came to know him is funny.

He got this short term work visa that anyone on the street can (or at least could) get over in Russia. You work for a sponsor and you're not supposed to do anything but work for that sponsor. At least that's my understanding.

This guy was recruited from Russia to work at a summer camp for mentally and physically disabled adults, located out in the woods in the middle of nowhere. If you have a 35 year old retarded AND physically disabled humanoid that you have to take care of daily, and you need a break for a few months, this is where you can make it someone else's problem: a summer camp with no photos of the facilities on its website. The Russian dood was put in charge of three such "campers." He had to do things like hose off the 300 pounder whenever he would shit himself (the "dorms" were well equipped for this sort of thing, I'm told), and restrain the guy who always wanted to take off all his clothes and go running off into the woods. That same guy also was also 100% nocturnal, so he would try to run away all night when everyone else was sleeping.

The reason I know him is because another friend of mine was defrauded into becoming a "summer camp counselor" by this organization during his freshman year at a prestigious college. They kept quiet about a lot of details when they hired him, and I had no idea what he was up to until he called me out of the blue less tha two weeks after he started and asked me borrow a minivan from a friend of ours and drive it to where he was located, 4 hours away, right away. I didn't ask questions because this bro never does anything without a good reason.

4 hours later I pull up on this fucked up 2 lane highway at midnight and I see my buddy. He opens the door, throws his shit in the van and runs off into the bushes. He comes back a few seconds later with a girl and a guy I don't recognize. They jump in the van. The girl is russian and very hot and speaks no english. The guy is Russian and speaks good english. He says he's on the run from the mafia after driving a truck with some guns to "east germany" and he plays acoustic guitar and sings on the ride back. The girl has a suitcase and the guy has only a backpack and his guitar. My buddy says I"m fucking this girl she's amazing I'm gonna marry her let's get out of here. We tried to get mafia dood settled and get him a job, but we made the mistake of looking for work he could do instead of work that involved being near diamonds. 20 years later my buddy is married to the russian chick and they have two kids. She speaks flawless English and picked up another language along the way and she's a kindergarten teacher at an expensive private school,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149193)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: Diverse box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149642)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:23 PM
Author: Sienna maniacal telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149691)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 1:21 AM
Author: salmon glittery space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42150151)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 8:22 PM
Author: Provocative buck-toothed property hunting ground

Best post I’ve read this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42154281)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 11:36 PM
Author: yellow garrison chad

this. fucking. ruled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42155236)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 10:55 AM
Author: harsh queen of the night ticket booth

DESCRIBE her cans and panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42156739)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157414)



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Date: October 3rd, 2021 12:08 AM
Author: azure exhilarant keepsake machete

Where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#43212994)



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Date: October 3rd, 2021 2:34 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

No change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#43215172)



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Date: March 21st, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Sienna maniacal telephone

I went to boarding school with a Russian kid who was on the run from his father embezzling money when nationalizations occurred after the fall of communism. He was 180 but shady as fuck. He told me he was attending school under a fake name. He went to college in Boston and became part of the Russian scene there. He told me he knew Russians there who had enrolled at Harvard, MIT, etc. and paid other Russians to basically impersonate them so they could get the degree and their bros could get the education.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42143595)



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Date: March 21st, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

Sometimes I wonder if "Russian mafia" isn't just a cute phrase Russians use to describe business as usual in Russia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42143650)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Sienna maniacal telephone

Yeah - this kid never claimed to be in the “mob,” whatever that means. He was just the child of a guy who was a successful criminal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149674)



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Date: March 21st, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: Spectacular up-to-no-good range really tough guy

my aunt went into witness protection in 80s and early 90s after dating a upstate NY mafia guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42143619)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed massive institution

Yes. The family even made the front page of Newsday way back when the Feds finally caught up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42145582)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: citrine sound barrier

friends with a girl whose father is in jail for multiple mafia murders, didn't grow up with her though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42145593)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:03 AM
Author: yellow garrison chad

when i was a teenager, one of my buddy's pops was a legit old school westie. not really known outside of nyc and super small, but they were rough way back. and when you met him, you could kinda tell. not an outward tough guy, but you knew not to fuck around with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42145609)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: Fragrant set

went to high school with a jewish dude whose dad owned a really well known steak house that was frequented by a lot of rich people and politicians. Kind of funny because now that I am an adult a lot of my peers like to go there to eat and hang out, tons of hot girls dressed up to the 9s there.

The guy I knew worked there all throughout high school. He was one of those guys who liked people to think that his dad was in the mafia, lots of cryptic "I don't know" answers when you asked him stuff about it. I think he just liked the image, and truth be told he was on a first name basis with a lot of big dogs around town, because he was the son of the restaurant owner that all of these people loved. I do know a few times when friends got speeding tickets in high school, he would say "let me handle it" and somehow the tickets were magically dropped, and this happened a bunch of times for a bunch of our friends, and none of them knew what he actually did to accomplish this.

Now this guy owns his own restaurant/steak house. I really only reconnected with him lately, he's kind of a strange guy, but I do know that he too has all sorts of crazy connections around town, including possible mafia types.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42145647)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

The speeding ticket is definitely a mafia thing IME. In my case I was speeding while I was delivering for a restaurant that was owned by a guy with deep connections (we normally didn't do takeout, let alone delivery, but for this customer we made an exception). When I told the owner I got a ticket he gave me a name and a phone number and told me that person would take care of it. I was too scared to do it and decided to just go to traffic court and see what happens. But when I went to court they said the ticket had been dropped and I still have no idea why. To be fair, when I was told to deliver food to this motherfucker, I was told to drive fuckin fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149277)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Fragrant set

Wonder what they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149606)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

I just googled the name I was given and I get a 96 year old lawyer in the town where the restaurant was located.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149975)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: harsh queen of the night ticket booth

literally laughing out loud at how small your dick has to be to flex on people by getting $80 speeding tickets dropped for teenagers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42156775)



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Date: October 4th, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

He wasn't flexing, he said it as an afterthought. "Ehh, call X, don't worry about it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#43218186)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: big shivering fat ankles

Yes, went to law school with one. Model, parents bought him and his sister a million dollar condo to live in, was on the covers of those local / socialite mags. Last time I looked him up, was arrested knocking over a store in NJ with a chick, in possession of hard drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149289)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: big shivering fat ankles

Clinton Township

Marco Minuto, 36, Upper Saddle River, and Amanda Zahos, 22, of Whitehouse, were arrested and charged with heroin possession following a traffic stop at 12:53 a.m. on Oct. 15 on Route 22 at the Fountain Motel, police said.

They were also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and a hypodermic syringe and released pending a future court appearance, police said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42150648)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: harsh queen of the night ticket booth

lmao he's been arrested a LOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42156788)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 11:39 AM
Author: big shivering fat ankles

He has the same name as an older mafia boss, but I don't think they're related.

Huge fall from where he was in life

https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/marco-minuto

Also, his mafia dad tried to sue Harvard, supposedly for promising admission to Marco to play QB

https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/northernhighlands/police-fire/upper-saddle-river-man-charged-with-stabbing-other-in-back/663616/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42156991)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: harsh queen of the night ticket booth

No, I found different mugshots with different hairstyles. One accompanied a gas station thing (you talked about this). Another was about how he stabbed a guy in a residential area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157326)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: big shivering fat ankles

Ah, wouldn't surprise me. I think his dad was actually in waste management or some cliche mafia business.

The dude was actually pretty nice, not arrogant at all, it's a shame he's such a mess now. He fucked an objective 9 in the ass on orientation day; girls would do whatever he wanted, was lulzy to hear the stories he had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157452)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: Vermilion school cafeteria partner

Went to school with a son of a criminal family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149314)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 11:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Famous Landscape Painting Business Firm

I have a family member that ran a business for one of the families in NY. We're not Italian so obviously he wasn't in the mafia, but he was very much an associate and lived a very lavish lifestyle. He disappeared one day and that was that, but his wife received money every week for a very long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42149773)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: emerald national multi-billionaire

My dad once knew some who mafia doods who periodically got cast as extras in mafia movies. There are a few scenes in a few movies where I can point out doods he knew. All the movies have Robert Deniro or someone like that in them. One of the scenes is famous among fans of that particular movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42153929)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: Aromatic Famous Landscape Painting Business Firm

NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42154065)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: emerald national multi-billionaire

Not that scene, or even that movie, but you're actually really close to the mark. He was the equivalent of one of the guys hanging out at the bar with Phil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42154164)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: mustard tattoo

My female cousin dated one of the Ochoa brothers in Medellin in the early 80s. She apparently had no idea he was a huge mafioso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42154305)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 11:41 PM
Author: yellow garrison chad

ho. lee. shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42155248)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 12:48 PM
Author: canary police squad

whoaaaaaaaa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157348)



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Date: October 3rd, 2021 12:44 AM
Author: Carnelian locus

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#43213083)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 8:29 PM
Author: Duck-like Parlour Turdskin

I knew a few Jews growing up who's fathers went to federal prison for various white collar crimes -- eg. tax evasion, securities fraud, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42154311)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 12:49 AM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house

i dont think being a turbo kike falls under the 'mafia' umbrella

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42155501)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: Lime hospital azn

I don't even recall knowing any italians growing up, there arent really any in the PNW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42154322)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 8:32 PM
Author: Duck-like Parlour Turdskin

People who grew up not in the north east can't comprehend how Italian NJ, NY, CT, RI and MA are.

Hispanics may be the biggest group in NY now, but in recent memory Italians have been the biggest group in all these states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42154332)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 11:44 PM
Author: yellow garrison chad

i always wonder about this. like northeastern minorities, for the most part, live with, among, and around italians and irish to a lesser degree. so our impression of whites is really different than like midwestern white guys. our whites like to fight and are as clannish as we are. and when they're in the crew, they really are as wild if not wilder. that chappelle joke rings true: "you see that white guy hanging out with a bunch of black guys. lemme tell you, those black guys have seen that white guy do some wild shit to get their respect. don't sleep on that white guy. he's the wildest of the bunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42155258)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: Lime hospital azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42155465)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42156639)



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Date: March 23rd, 2021 11:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone chestnut mediation

Yes, one of my HS classmates was the grandson of a former boss. His last name is well known locally as a mob name and you can google and read about grandpa and all the shit he did - drugs, running alcohol from Canada and the Appalachians during prohibition, loan sharking, gambling, racketeering, some murders and other enforcing, etc. - stereotypical mob stuff. The grandson in my class never talked about it but people would give him shit - he just wouldn’t acknowledge it. He was a slick dresser, clean cut, very polite, and a pretty good student - not at all a goombah.

There were a few kids with really Italian names who slicked back their hair, drove old Cadillacs, and talked with an accent (all of this was really out of place; they were sort of like the few wigger kids everyone felt bad for) who were just pretenders but wanted everyone to think they were connected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42155214)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 12:01 AM
Author: Dull odious national security agency

Does Hell’s Angels count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42155325)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Vigorous piazza

best friends with one since middle school, dude lives a 180 life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42156664)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 11:07 AM
Author: harsh queen of the night ticket booth

I was on a booze cruise in the Bahamas and met a big titted woman from Colombia. I met her new husband, real tall sexy guy who gave off a power vibe big time. Was a "businessman." My wife's birthday was two days later (we never told them) and when my wife and I walked down to the beach to chill that day, there was a really elaborate tent set up. They'd thrown together a birthday party for her with a live rock band, elaborate cake, etc. Guests from the resort were out there, too, and a few of them were absolute ballers who were tight with our new friends.

Through conversations and our subsequent 10yr friendship, I figured out the business is narcotics. He's always inviting us out to do extreme sports at his compound and shit. Gonna take him up on it one of these days. Absolutely 180 dude, flew his wife to Florida to give birth to each of their kids, that are all now anchor babies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42156820)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 12:44 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157322)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 12:49 PM
Author: harsh queen of the night ticket booth

Indeed. He'll message me out of the blue, like bro, long time no see, how's fatherhood treating you? etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157352)



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

Someday I want to re-tell the stories I heard from the gay neighbor who was a dancer for a cruise line. He broke it down for me how they scored drugs in Colombia and dealt with international inspections. The entertainment crew had their own spots they went to to avoid tourists when they docked. He said there was always some old rich walrus on the cruise who knew how to work the crew and get invited to party with them, so they would find that guy and use his money to score.

The crew was divided between dancers and musicians, and dancers were better at scoring drugs. A rich guy trying to get invited out would know that. They would also hide their keys in the musicians quarters, like inside the piano, so if they ever got nailed during an inspection the cops would think the musicians did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#47105044)



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Date: October 3rd, 2021 12:46 AM
Author: Carnelian locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#43213088)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: wild contagious church building mad cow disease

My Step-grandfather's only son was a Hells Angel who was tried for plotting to murder a cop or federal agent or something but was found not guilty. He was a total prole scumbag 5'6" fat ass who always wore fur coats and tons of jewelry and drove used luxury cars. He ended up being shot and killed during an argument in a restaurant with a fellow gang member.

Step-grandfather was a total stand up guy. Korean war vet, played semi-pro baseball and hockey, had an important diplomatic post, taught me to fish and play tennis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157406)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: chocolate excitant dopamine theatre

went to school with kid of one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157415)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 1:18 PM
Author: Poppy Geriatric Church Windowlicker

When I was a kid, a new family moved into my neighborhood with an Italian surname. We went to the same church. When he was introducing himself at church, he said something to the effect of, "My grandparents immigrated to the U.S. from Italy. I went back to Italy when I was in my 20's, but I never met another [person with my surname]. Maybe they were successful in exterminating them all." We all laughed and thought that was a great joke. Later on I became friends with this guy's son. I found out that that the grandparents had left Italy because someone in their family got into trouble with the Mafia, and they basically put a hit out on their entire family. So when he said, "Maybe they were successful in exterminating [everyone with my last name]," he actually wasn't joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42157497)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:52 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes

Fuck. I'm gonna start another thread based on this poast. I'll post a link here when I'm done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#42158011)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


fuck I forgot if I ever made this thread but I was prolly thinking of the kid from Serbia or Bosnia or somewhere like that who came over to the USA at age 12 after fighting in the war over there. He said old men would make him climb utility poles to steal electricity at night. He was really good at explaining how electrical shit worked, and once I watched him fuck up a big transformer or something that shut off all the power on a city block.

He was also super happy AND extremely popular with the girls. He got voted "best looking," "most popular" and all that. I believe his name was spelled Dzanner, but pronounced "Jenner," like the law firm, which is actually a cool name for a good looking 16 year-old with a permanent grin on his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#49330584)



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Date: October 4th, 2021 1:35 AM
Author: Brilliant histrionic degenerate

I know a kid of some sinola cartel guy. He's completely removed from it and looks/acts like any trust fund kid you would meet in California

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#43218198)



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Bespoke Concupiscible Coffee Pot Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4792359&forum_id=2],#47104912)