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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Aquamarine stimulating property
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Boyish sienna nursing home
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
odious ultramarine marketing idea
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
ruby crusty coldplay fan
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Outnumbered striped hyena lettuce
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Electric jewess
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
avocado national sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
provocative twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
bat shit crazy nibblets market
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
zippy base
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
fuchsia therapy
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
sticky cheese-eating ticket booth brethren
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Pungent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
cr
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
bat shit crazy nibblets market
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Mint business firm
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
fuchsia therapy
  06/30/25
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Amethyst irradiated heaven
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Pungent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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maize insane point new version
  07/01/25
*bussy
Submissive yarmulke hell
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Electric jewess
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Painfully Honest Internal Respiration Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
mind-boggling pearly rigpig
  06/30/25
fuck
exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Painfully Honest Internal Respiration Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Aquamarine stimulating property
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Mint business firm
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
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curious dilemma
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
talented jade cumskin fanboi
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
hateful ocher shrine idea he suggested
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone main people state
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
hateful ocher shrine idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Amethyst irradiated heaven
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
hateful ocher shrine idea he suggested
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Charismatic trump supporter fat ankles
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
carnelian vigorous school weed whacker
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Histrionic Flesh Theatre
  06/30/25
tcr
Amethyst irradiated heaven
  07/01/25
just jump
brass patrolman
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
...
Ivory space feces
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Henna High-end Newt
  06/30/25
wow
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Unholy corn cake
  06/30/25
JFC man
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
provocative twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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brass patrolman
  06/30/25
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exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead
  06/30/25
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fuchsia therapy
  06/30/25
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Stirring theater stage
  06/30/25
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hairraiser beta station alpha
  06/30/25
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carnelian vigorous school weed whacker
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Histrionic Flesh Theatre
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
talented jade cumskin fanboi
  06/30/25
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razzle-dazzle hairy legs mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
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maize insane point new version
  07/01/25
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Cyan parlor persian
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
abusive hospital trust fund
  07/01/25
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comical khaki hominid lay
  07/01/25
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odious ultramarine marketing idea
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Outnumbered striped hyena lettuce
  06/30/25
bro
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
...
Histrionic Flesh Theatre
  06/30/25
lol
Amethyst irradiated heaven
  07/01/25
...
Indigo French Chef Ape
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
diverse chapel gaming laptop
  06/30/25
jfc
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
bat shit crazy nibblets market
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Stirring theater stage
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
hairraiser beta station alpha
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Amethyst irradiated heaven
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
diverse chapel gaming laptop
  07/01/25
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Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone main people state
  07/01/25
...
hairraiser beta station alpha
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
comical khaki hominid lay
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
supple lemon trailer park love of her life
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Mint business firm
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
frisky fragrant house
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead
  06/30/25
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frisky fragrant house
  07/01/25
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buck-toothed glassy pit
  07/01/25
lol
Amethyst irradiated heaven
  07/01/25
...
brass patrolman
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Cordovan Roast Beef
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
razzmatazz bespoke degenerate
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Lavender cracking field karate
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Hilarious tantric range dysfunction
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
flushed rehab
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
buck-toothed glassy pit
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Nubile Site Sandwich
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
frisky fragrant house
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Amethyst irradiated heaven
  07/01/25
...
frisky fragrant house
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
maize insane point new version
  07/01/25
😟
mustard aromatic tanning salon
  07/01/25
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appetizing sanctuary laser beams
  07/01/25
holy shit
frisky fragrant house
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
buck-toothed glassy pit
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Heady Filthpig
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
comical khaki hominid lay
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Electric jewess
  07/01/25
...
frisky fragrant house
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
comical khaki hominid lay
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
comical khaki hominid lay
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Henna High-end Newt
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Electric jewess
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
frisky fragrant house
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
plum adulterous church building stock car
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
maize insane point new version
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Sexy codepig skinny woman
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
frisky fragrant house
  07/06/25
...
Henna High-end Newt
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Coral Slippery Cruise Ship
  07/06/25
...
hairraiser beta station alpha
  07/06/25
lol
Amethyst irradiated heaven
  07/07/25
wow
frisky fragrant house
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine stimulating property

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Boyish sienna nursing home

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: odious ultramarine marketing idea

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: ruby crusty coldplay fan

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered striped hyena lettuce

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Electric jewess

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: avocado national sneaky criminal

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: provocative twinkling uncleanness

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bat shit crazy nibblets market

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: zippy base

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fuchsia therapy

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: sticky cheese-eating ticket booth brethren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Pungent school cafeteria

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy nibblets market

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Mint business firm

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: fuchsia therapy

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pungent school cafeteria

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: maize insane point new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Submissive yarmulke hell

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Electric jewess

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Internal Respiration Indian Lodge

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling pearly rigpig

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Internal Respiration Indian Lodge

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine stimulating property

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Mint business firm

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: curious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: talented jade cumskin fanboi

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: hateful ocher shrine idea he suggested

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone main people state

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: hateful ocher shrine idea he suggested

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated heaven

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: hateful ocher shrine idea he suggested

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Charismatic trump supporter fat ankles

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: carnelian vigorous school weed whacker

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Flesh Theatre

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated heaven

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: brass patrolman

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Ivory space feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Henna High-end Newt

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Unholy corn cake

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: provocative twinkling uncleanness

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: brass patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fuchsia therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Stirring theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: hairraiser beta station alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: carnelian vigorous school weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Flesh Theatre

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: talented jade cumskin fanboi

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: maize insane point new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cyan parlor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: abusive hospital trust fund

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: comical khaki hominid lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: odious ultramarine marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered striped hyena lettuce

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Flesh Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Indigo French Chef Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: diverse chapel gaming laptop

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: bat shit crazy nibblets market

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Stirring theater stage

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: hairraiser beta station alpha

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated heaven

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: diverse chapel gaming laptop

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone main people state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: hairraiser beta station alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: comical khaki hominid lay

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: supple lemon trailer park love of her life

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Mint business firm

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: exhilarant confused keepsake machete stead

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: frisky fragrant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed glassy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: brass patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Cordovan Roast Beef

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz bespoke degenerate

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Lavender cracking field karate

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Hilarious tantric range dysfunction

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: flushed rehab

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: buck-toothed glassy pit

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Nubile Site Sandwich

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: frisky fragrant house

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated heaven

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: frisky fragrant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: maize insane point new version

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mustard aromatic tanning salon

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: appetizing sanctuary laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: buck-toothed glassy pit

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Heady Filthpig

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: comical khaki hominid lay

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Electric jewess

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: frisky fragrant house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: comical khaki hominid lay

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: comical khaki hominid lay

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Henna High-end Newt

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Electric jewess

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: plum adulterous church building stock car

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: maize insane point new version

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sexy codepig skinny woman

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Henna High-end Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Coral Slippery Cruise Ship

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: hairraiser beta station alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: frisky fragrant house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)