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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
bright medicated space people who are hurt
  02/22/12
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irradiated flushed step-uncle's house quadroon
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
cerise parlour boltzmann
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Floppy Crusty Toaster
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
cerise parlour boltzmann
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Titillating organic girlfriend
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Orange trip goyim mental disorder
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
cerise parlour boltzmann
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Orange trip goyim mental disorder
  02/22/12
u jelly
cerise parlour boltzmann
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Sexy lodge wagecucks
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Floppy Crusty Toaster
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
ruby doctorate
  02/23/12
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Floppy Crusty Toaster
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
bright medicated space people who are hurt
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Sticky senate famous landscape painting
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Azure pit
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Floppy Crusty Toaster
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Zippy Nursing Home Juggernaut
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Floppy Crusty Toaster
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
bright medicated space people who are hurt
  02/23/12
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Floppy Crusty Toaster
  02/24/17
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Impressive filthpig headpube
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
indigo comical shrine
  02/25/12
cr
racy orchestra pit
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
bright medicated space people who are hurt
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
rambunctious masturbator newt
  02/12/13
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Floppy Crusty Toaster
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
electric cowardly corner
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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Maize Big Foreskin Point
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
bright medicated space people who are hurt
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Appetizing Sadistic Athletic Conference Friendly Grandma
  11/20/12
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Claret arousing tank
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Claret arousing tank
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Azure pit
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
racy orchestra pit
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Appetizing Sadistic Athletic Conference Friendly Grandma
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Floppy Crusty Toaster
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
judgmental twinkling uncleanness gas station
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Contagious Effete Ratface Fanboi
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Deranged water buffalo
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
rambunctious masturbator newt
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: bright medicated space people who are hurt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: irradiated flushed step-uncle's house quadroon



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: cerise parlour boltzmann

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Floppy Crusty Toaster

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: cerise parlour boltzmann

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Orange trip goyim mental disorder

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: cerise parlour boltzmann

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Orange trip goyim mental disorder

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: cerise parlour boltzmann

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Sexy lodge wagecucks

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Floppy Crusty Toaster



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: ruby doctorate

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Floppy Crusty Toaster



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: bright medicated space people who are hurt

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Sticky senate famous landscape painting

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Azure pit

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Floppy Crusty Toaster

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Zippy Nursing Home Juggernaut

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Floppy Crusty Toaster

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: bright medicated space people who are hurt

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Floppy Crusty Toaster



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Impressive filthpig headpube



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: indigo comical shrine

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: racy orchestra pit

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: bright medicated space people who are hurt

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: rambunctious masturbator newt

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Floppy Crusty Toaster



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: electric cowardly corner

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Floppy Crusty Toaster

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Maize Big Foreskin Point



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: bright medicated space people who are hurt

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Athletic Conference Friendly Grandma

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Claret arousing tank



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Claret arousing tank

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Azure pit

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Athletic Conference Friendly Grandma

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Floppy Crusty Toaster



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: judgmental twinkling uncleanness gas station

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Contagious Effete Ratface Fanboi

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2],#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Appetizing Sadistic Athletic Conference Friendly Grandma



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Mauve passionate theater stage son of senegal



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Sepia School Cafeteria Stock Car



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Deranged water buffalo



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: rambunctious masturbator newt

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: harsh dragon deer antler

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Deranged water buffalo



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Author: garnet tanning salon



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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