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didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

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Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

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Wife had a baby today...ugh

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Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: trip nowag electric furnace

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Marvelous gaming laptop



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Talented Center Jap

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: seedy stirring brunch



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: pungent doctorate

Jesus

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: jade self-centered mad cow disease

literally rofling

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: unhinged degenerate resort

LOL just LOL

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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Mauve stage depressive

crying

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: glittery ticket booth affirmative action



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Smoky hairy legs



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: mahogany crusty cruise ship toaster

lost my shit

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Motley sanctuary really tough guy



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: khaki school cafeteria half-breed



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Titillating Medicated Space



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Floppy corner double fault

God I’m old.

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: seedy stirring brunch

cop

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: seedy stirring brunch

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Talented Center Jap



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: diverse laser beams

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: at-the-ready grizzly plaza

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Greedy Godawful Orchestra Pit



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating exhilarant coldplay fan piazza

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: spectacular spruce national security agency

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: seedy stirring brunch

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Charcoal den



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: seedy stirring brunch

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready grizzly plaza

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: concupiscible death wish

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Yellow blood rage dilemma



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: abnormal theater

how does he do it?

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Greedy Godawful Orchestra Pit



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Aromatic magical friendly grandma

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: translucent ceo mexican

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Greedy Godawful Orchestra Pit



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: learning disabled bossy casino mother

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded adventurous genital piercing wrinkle

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Pale underhanded patrolman gas station

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: unhinged degenerate resort

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready grizzly plaza

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: at-the-ready grizzly plaza

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: vibrant area



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: cerise insanely creepy mood



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: at-the-ready grizzly plaza

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Pale underhanded patrolman gas station

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: at-the-ready grizzly plaza

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: umber house reading party

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready grizzly plaza



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: vibrant area



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Wonderful site old irish cottage

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: vibrant area



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: disturbing headpube crackhouse

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Smoky hairy legs

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready grizzly plaza



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Greedy Godawful Orchestra Pit



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Smoky hairy legs

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: concupiscible death wish

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Smoky hairy legs

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Motley sanctuary really tough guy

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: concupiscible death wish

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: racy church building immigrant

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Greedy Godawful Orchestra Pit

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Greedy Godawful Orchestra Pit

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Greedy Godawful Orchestra Pit



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Greedy Godawful Orchestra Pit



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: insane orange personal credit line faggot firefighter

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Motley sanctuary really tough guy



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Vigorous locale hunting ground

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Curious step-uncle's house

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: at-the-ready grizzly plaza



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Lilac Hospital Faggotry

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: low-t public bath legal warrant

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Sooty useless kitty forum

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Arrogant Indian Lodge

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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: mewling soul-stirring spot

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Snowy locus

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy provocative lay feces

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Snowy locus

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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