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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Curious Anal Legal Warrant Range
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Dashing sapphire useless brakes
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Curious Anal Legal Warrant Range
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Dashing sapphire useless brakes
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Curious Anal Legal Warrant Range
  10/03/12
dat racis
lascivious gas station candlestick maker
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
carmine haunting half-breed hall
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
vivacious address
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Costumed coral black woman lettuce
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
navy plaza nowag
  10/11/12
180
Ungodly medicated azn wrinkle
  10/22/12
jesus....
soggy self-absorbed death wish
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Hilarious Station
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Hilarious Station
  12/22/15
still glad
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diverse violet haunted graveyard
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Thirsty ceo
  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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ruddy laser beams
  10/20/14
lol
vermilion sadistic athletic conference
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
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  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
High-end area depressive
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
zombie-like hissy fit
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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  12/09/12
haha ty
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Magical parlor
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
Red big-titted lay
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
High-end area depressive
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Thirsty ceo
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
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Vibrant Jewess Milk
  12/05/12
xo at its best
indigo sneaky criminal rigpig
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Thirsty ceo
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
sticky aquamarine spot bbw
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Thirsty ceo
  10/11/12
180
indigo sneaky criminal rigpig
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Thirsty ceo
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
sickened disgusting church
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Thirsty ceo
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Thirsty ceo
  10/22/12
180
cerebral keepsake machete office
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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  11/17/13
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Greedy amber filthpig
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
at-the-ready rusted dragon boiling water
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Thirsty ceo
  10/22/12
lol
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Thirsty ceo
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Thirsty ceo
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Dashing sapphire useless brakes
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Thirsty ceo
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Dashing sapphire useless brakes
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Thirsty ceo
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Dashing sapphire useless brakes
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Thirsty ceo
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Thirsty ceo
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Thirsty ceo
  10/30/12
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  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Vibrant Jewess Milk
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Thirsty ceo
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Thirsty ceo
  10/31/12
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Thirsty ceo
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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cerebral keepsake machete office
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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  11/02/12
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Thirsty ceo
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Dashing sapphire useless brakes
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Thirsty ceo
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Thirsty ceo
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Thirsty ceo
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
sickened disgusting church
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
sickened disgusting church
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
sickened disgusting church
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
sickened disgusting church
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
sickened disgusting church
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Thirsty ceo
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Thirsty ceo
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Thirsty ceo
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Thirsty ceo
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
sickened disgusting church
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Thirsty ceo
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
sickened disgusting church
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Cordovan voyeur
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Thirsty ceo
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
sickened disgusting church
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Thirsty ceo
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
sooty temple
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Sepia point
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Thirsty ceo
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Dashing sapphire useless brakes
  12/04/12
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
Aphrodisiac frisky internal respiration immigrant
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
High-end area depressive
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Fiercely-loyal Balding Indian Lodge Corn Cake
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
vivacious address
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
vengeful base
  12/05/12
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Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  12/09/12
Lies
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  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Beady-eyed beta locale
  12/09/12
180.
Thirsty ceo
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Dashing sapphire useless brakes
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Thirsty ceo
  01/12/13
Update?
Magical parlor
  02/04/13
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Magical parlor
  02/08/13
Second page!?
Electric lemon cumskin
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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Thirsty ceo
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razzle-dazzle hospital
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
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  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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cracking digit ratio
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Any updates?
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Magical parlor
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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Magical parlor
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
Excitant Theater Stage Striped Hyena
  02/12/15
lets do this
Fiercely-loyal Balding Indian Lodge Corn Cake
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
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  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
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  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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Update?
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
Magical parlor
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
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Magical parlor
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update?
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Curious Anal Legal Warrant Range

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Curious Anal Legal Warrant Range

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Curious Anal Legal Warrant Range

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: lascivious gas station candlestick maker

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: carmine haunting half-breed hall

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: vivacious address

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Costumed coral black woman lettuce

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: navy plaza nowag

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Ungodly medicated azn wrinkle

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: soggy self-absorbed death wish

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Hilarious Station

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Hilarious Station

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Hilarious Station

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: diverse violet haunted graveyard



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: ruddy laser beams



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: vermilion sadistic athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: concupiscible angry puppy queen of the night

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: High-end area depressive

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: blue mediation twinkling uncleanness

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: arousing autistic business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Boyish sienna patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: avocado abusive institution

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: zombie-like hissy fit

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed beta locale

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz wild national

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Magical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Magical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Red big-titted lay

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: High-end area depressive

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: buff volcanic crater idiot

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Jewess Milk

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: indigo sneaky criminal rigpig

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: sticky aquamarine spot bbw

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: indigo sneaky criminal rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: sickened disgusting church

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Electric lemon cumskin

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: cerebral keepsake machete office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: motley rose halford

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: bossy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Greedy amber filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: glittery indecent place of business stag film

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready rusted dragon boiling water

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: diverse violet haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: heady peach pistol

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Excitant Theater Stage Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Jewess Milk

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: cerebral keepsake machete office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: sickened disgusting church

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Hairless milky background story

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Razzle walnut rigor senate

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Ungodly medicated azn wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: sickened disgusting church

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: sickened disgusting church

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: sickened disgusting church

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: sickened disgusting church

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: sickened disgusting church

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: sickened disgusting church

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: sickened disgusting church

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Cordovan voyeur

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Curious Anal Legal Warrant Range

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: glittery indecent place of business stag film

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: sickened disgusting church

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: sooty temple

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Sepia point

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: copper flickering resort



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac frisky internal respiration immigrant

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: High-end area depressive

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: cobalt stirring crackhouse

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: bistre roommate home



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Balding Indian Lodge Corn Cake

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: vivacious address

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: vengeful base

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: drab flirting marketing idea pisswyrm

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Mustard Passionate Tanning Salon Knife

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Nudist federal locus

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: turquoise useless step-uncle's house faggotry



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cerebral keepsake machete office



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed beta locale

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Violent Corner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Misanthropic Slap-happy Market Fat Ankles

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Spectacular Amethyst Mad-dog Skullcap

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Judgmental crusty nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Dashing sapphire useless brakes

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Magical parlor

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Aqua Theater Alpha



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Electric lemon cumskin

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Magical parlor

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: copper flickering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: floppy cuckold antidepressant drug



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit Tank



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: cracking digit ratio



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant gaming laptop

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: hideous gunner

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Thirsty ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser chrome dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Pearly piazza associate

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Big lodge

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Greedy amber filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: cracking digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: kink-friendly rehab

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Garnet soul-stirring degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: motley rose halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Ungodly medicated azn wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Magical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Effete Set

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Nudist federal locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant gaming laptop

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Excitant Theater Stage Striped Hyena

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Magical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Excitant Theater Stage Striped Hyena

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Balding Indian Lodge Corn Cake

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone center

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: drab flirting marketing idea pisswyrm

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone center

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: kink-friendly rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Khaki misunderstood crotch garrison

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Out-of-control Transparent University Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: ruddy laser beams



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: arousing autistic business firm wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine Gaped Skinny Woman



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy stain legend

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Greedy amber filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: glassy confused partner



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: cerebral keepsake machete office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: bipolar whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Grizzly trip police squad



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Out-of-control Transparent University Mother

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Mahogany Factory Reset Button



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: vivacious address



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Primrose menage cuckoldry



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser chrome dog poop

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Abnormal wine library

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Magical parlor

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Primrose menage cuckoldry

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Magical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Magical parlor

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: vigorous canary boltzmann bawdyhouse

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Talented Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: bearded ape

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: exciting roast beef



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Racy maroon double fault hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Magical parlor

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: fragrant snowy liquid oxygen



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: mint cowardly chapel selfie

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: High-end area depressive

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: High-end area depressive

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Primrose menage cuckoldry

OP died

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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: appetizing dopamine



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: lavender cruise ship



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: fuchsia comical reading party site



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Bonkers State Prole



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: fragrant snowy liquid oxygen



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Magical parlor

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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