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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
lake new version
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lake new version
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lake new version
  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
Cocky galvanic ticket booth
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
talented sinister cumskin
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Fantasy-prone hairraiser mexican site
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Slippery apoplectic hospital partner
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Provocative Shimmering Crackhouse Legal Warrant
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Slippery apoplectic hospital partner
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
zippy crystalline digit ratio
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
multi-colored native
  05/15/23
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Ass Problems
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
lake new version
  10/10/12
tyft
mustard slap-happy range twinkling uncleanness
  10/10/12
180
exciting location potus
  10/10/12
awesome
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confused business firm mental disorder
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Bronze heaven
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
Amethyst marketing idea
  10/29/12
18000000000
obsidian idiot alpha
  05/15/23
You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
180 orchestra pit place of business
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lmao
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: lake new version

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: lake new version



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: lake new version



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Cocky galvanic ticket booth

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: talented sinister cumskin

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone hairraiser mexican site

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Slippery apoplectic hospital partner

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Provocative Shimmering Crackhouse Legal Warrant

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Slippery apoplectic hospital partner

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: zippy crystalline digit ratio

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: multi-colored native

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: lake new version

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: mustard slap-happy range twinkling uncleanness

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: exciting location potus

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: lascivious sex offender theatre

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: confused business firm mental disorder



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Bronze heaven

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Amethyst marketing idea

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: obsidian idiot alpha

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: 180 orchestra pit place of business

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal parlor sound barrier

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Odious Hall Jap



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Odious Hall Jap



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: alcoholic trailer park ratface



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