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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Adulterous provocative locus | 10/09/12 |
| Adulterous provocative locus | 10/09/12 |
| Adulterous provocative locus | 10/10/12 |
| Umber godawful rigor | 10/10/12 |
| electric smoky nursing home | 10/10/12 |
| maize big market | 10/10/12 |
| henna ticket booth | 10/10/12 |
| Copper flirting cruise ship dragon | 10/10/12 |
| henna ticket booth | 10/10/12 |
| Arousing balding heaven | 10/10/12 |
| Bright Bull Headed Theater Genital Piercing | 05/15/23 |
| Adulterous provocative locus | 10/10/12 |
| Know-it-all coral whorehouse boiling water | 10/10/12 |
| Razzle-dazzle Amethyst Hominid | 10/10/12 |
| submissive mustard cuck space | 10/29/12 |
| lake goyim | 05/14/23 |
| aqua adventurous national | 10/29/12 |
| lime hall | 10/29/12 |
| Haunting Church Building | 05/15/23 |
| Honey-headed Marvelous Preventive Strike | 05/15/23 |
| aggressive up-to-no-good center | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Adulterous provocative locus http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Adulterous provocative locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Adulterous provocative locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Umber godawful rigor lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: electric smoky nursing home What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: maize big market http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: henna ticket booth dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Copper flirting cruise ship dragon Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: henna ticket booth cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Arousing balding heaven "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Bright Bull Headed Theater Genital Piercing It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Adulterous provocative locus Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Know-it-all coral whorehouse boiling water tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Amethyst Hominid 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: submissive mustard cuck space awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: lake goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: aqua adventurous national these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: lime hall Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Haunting Church Building 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Honey-headed Marvelous Preventive Strike You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: aggressive up-to-no-good center lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: ocher self-absorbed site coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#49639607) |