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Kevin Smith movies have aged well at all. Pure Gen-X trash.
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:13 PM Author: snowy pocket flask preventive strike *haven't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507191) |
Date: January 26th, 2013 12:14 PM Author: jade abode They always were trash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507193) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:38 PM Author: Fragrant market Cr. I'm gen X and never cared for his movies even when they were new (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507304) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: Umber nursing home halford i still like mallrats. anytime smith tried to make a serious point he sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507209) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:29 PM Author: snowy pocket flask preventive strike I'm watching Mallrats now. It's what prompted me to make this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507254) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:41 PM Author: charcoal bawdyhouse friendly grandma Mallrats is pretty much unwatchable for anything but nostalgic value. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507321) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:39 PM Author: Crawly Provocative Pervert Black Woman LOL NICE SELF PWN FAGGOT/KEVIN SMITH SUPERFAN!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507308) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:42 PM Author: at-the-ready shitlib crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507324) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:46 PM Author: clear impertinent masturbator garrison I don't know about this. Watched Clerks the other day, and I was thoroughly entertained, almost like running into an old fiend who I haven't seen since the 90s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507337) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 1:34 PM Author: nubile french chef at least it has susanne by weezer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507577) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:25 PM Author: internet-worthy sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041403) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM Author: mustard cowardly hospital fat ankles These movies sucked back then too IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041457) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM Author: Topaz marvelous national Clerks was at least something different when it came out. Agree on everything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041472) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:16 AM Author: internet-worthy sweet tailpipe Imo critics thought it was intellectual bc it was black and white and they didn’t realize smith was a prole Loser and the movie is about him (except he didn’t fuck 12 girls) and it’s the exact store he worked at. Like they thought he was being ironic or decrying NAFTA because it was 1994 and he was underemployed. But really it’s like “I wear a hockey jersey every day. I play roller hockey in the movie!”
You could almost imagine the video store having Saturn games btw. Almost.
Imo the Film is a warning about a future without Indian immigrants. Stores staffed by white guys. Bleak, Gen X nihilism. Kevin Smith didn’t even smoke weed irl. Let alone fentanyl. He played hockey in the middle of the day to stave off obesity and hang out with his friends. This would’ve been a bleak future and we are fortunate to have avoided it imho. In the current timeline, Indians staff convenience stores, Gen X is sedentary and doesn’t play hockey and has no friends, no video stores, and Kevin smith started smoking weed in 2008, and we’re better off for it. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Topaz marvelous national Yeah I guess it got promoted cause the tastemakers thought “oh look here’s this authentic artist pretending to be Jersey trash.” Except he really was Jersey trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042895) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:44 PM Author: internet-worthy sweet tailpipe As Losers it is incumbent on us to drag him back into the crab bucket with us. A Jock would just see one of his Films randomly and forget he ever saw it immediately and forget the director’s name. He would see Kevin Smith and boner police and cslg and wily and Kiethd from JDU as roughly The Same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043596) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Topaz marvelous national I wonder if he fooled people cause his phenotype is *that* bad. Of course experts like ourselves can tell he’s Loser Clique. But he’s such a slob that a Clique Theory novice might think he’s a Scumbag. Like does Clerks fall through the cracks if he looked like a “regular” Loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043612) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM Author: internet-worthy sweet tailpipe Imo a bunch of boomer jew yuppies were sitting around and were like “this Film exemplifies Gen X goyim. A triumph.,” and a star was born. And whether they were being intellectually honest is up for debate. But that’s what happened. I think a more competent Gen Xer would’ve dismayed them and they wouldn’t have gone for it. Christopher Nolan had to come from England bc the Gen X curse only applies to the US for some reason.
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Vivacious frozen laser beams wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042900) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Honey-headed business firm The reality is so much worse than this. Jew Jersey is a jeet cesspit, Kevin Smith has been smoking weed for over a decade now, is somehow simultaneously obese and anorexic looking at all times, and has some faggy gay comic book store that nobody goes to but is probably "worth" millions dollars because it is the only remaining retail space that has not yet been jeetified and jew nerds will Go There.
Also he's probably secretly some lubavitch kike or 1/8th or 1/16th of one or something equally as bad and thus not even White.
Kikes suck so much it is unreal. Also indians of course but it's not even worth the effort of pointing it out. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:40 PM Author: internet-worthy sweet tailpipe You’re only talking about ashkenazi Jews right? Im Sephardic btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043586) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM Author: cruel-hearted coffee pot thought this thread was about Kevin James (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041459) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:03 PM Author: Vivacious frozen laser beams wrinkle dude weed lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041466) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM Author: painfully honest diverse ape Clerks, mallrats and chasing Amy are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041473) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:42 PM Author: fantasy-prone cruise ship IIRC those were actually a trilogy, you needed to watch them in that order
People said the same thing about Office Space, Fight Club, and The Matrix |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:46 PM Author: soul-stirring stead messiness Paul Blart Mallcop holds up great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041652) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 9:17 AM Author: cruel-hearted coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042147) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Honey-headed business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042945) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:19 AM Author: mahogany titillating space fortuitous meteor Clerks holds up great and I’m very fond of Clerks 2 even though it’s nowhere close to as good (it’s a crummy sequel but a fun gross out comedy on its own merits) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042041) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:21 AM Author: shaky casino dragon They were never good to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042043) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 10:52 AM Author: Motley antidepressant drug cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042323) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Slimy Abusive Stage Turdskin Clerks, Mallrats, & Dogma were all Triumphs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042949) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:38 PM Author: brilliant mentally impaired point the issue is he should never have made movies in the first place. Clerks should be a long running 30 minute weekly show. the Always Sunny creators realized this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043065) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:50 PM Author: internet-worthy sweet tailpipe That never would’ve happened in the 90s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043608) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM Author: brilliant mentally impaired point probably true. I believe comedy central was around at that time but thats about the only option. oddly enough Smith was ahead of his time. He'd be great as a youtube channel, or cheap streaming show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043635) |