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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
heady burgundy incel turdskin
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pontificating institution
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Dull sinister temple
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
spruce aromatic tanning salon boistinker
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat
  10/24/14
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Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
underhanded curious laser beams site
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
underhanded curious laser beams site
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
underhanded curious laser beams site
  10/25/14
yea, yep
spruce aromatic tanning salon boistinker
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
bronze soul-stirring point
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
underhanded curious laser beams site
  10/25/14
180
Titillating massive box office
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
underhanded curious laser beams site
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Titillating massive box office
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Lavender shrine death wish
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
underhanded curious laser beams site
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
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Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
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LOL
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  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
Excitant menage
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: heady burgundy incel turdskin

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Idiotic tattoo dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: pontificating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Dull sinister temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: spruce aromatic tanning salon boistinker

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: underhanded curious laser beams site

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: underhanded curious laser beams site

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: underhanded curious laser beams site

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: spruce aromatic tanning salon boistinker

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: bronze soul-stirring point

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: underhanded curious laser beams site

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Titillating massive box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: underhanded curious laser beams site

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Titillating massive box office

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Lavender shrine death wish

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: underhanded curious laser beams site

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Lake Thriller Field

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: khaki hairless stead weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: deranged cracking area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Hot locale ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Big orange church mexican

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Hot locale ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: deranged cracking area

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed office mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: beta set sound barrier

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: fragrant garrison immigrant

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Excitant menage

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Frum theater stage

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Insane scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: outnumbered roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Excitant menage

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Provocative coral parlor regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good forum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Cocky idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#49313869)