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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
curious low-t trailer park gunner
  09/15/13
explain.
Dun Principal's Office
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
curious low-t trailer park gunner
  09/15/13
this is not bad
self-absorbed halford
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Soggy bawdyhouse
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
irradiated step-uncle's house
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
boyish useless brakes hunting ground
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Scarlet zombie-like dilemma
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
self-absorbed halford
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Sienna Nursing Home
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
fragrant submissive abode
  09/15/13
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Narrow-minded Saffron Indian Lodge
  09/15/13
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Dun Principal's Office
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
self-absorbed halford
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
curious low-t trailer park gunner
  09/15/13
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dashing stag film
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
fiercely-loyal electric filthpig deer antler
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Nudist philosopher-king kitty
  09/15/13
its ok.
curious low-t trailer park gunner
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Blue provocative roommate
  09/25/15
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curious low-t trailer park gunner
  12/03/15
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fuchsia galvanic corn cake blood rage
  12/03/15
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curious low-t trailer park gunner
  01/22/16
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hairraiser toaster
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dashing stag film
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
curious low-t trailer park gunner
  06/22/16
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fuchsia galvanic corn cake blood rage
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
curious low-t trailer park gunner
  06/21/17
do you pay?
chocolate contagious school cafeteria place of business
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
curious low-t trailer park gunner
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
chocolate contagious school cafeteria place of business
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
curious low-t trailer park gunner
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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  05/16/18
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curious low-t trailer park gunner
  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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curious low-t trailer park gunner
  02/11/23
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disrespectful market mad cow disease
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Mahogany Misanthropic Coldplay Fan Office
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Internet-worthy vivacious milk cruise ship
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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  02/11/23
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  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Dun Principal's Office

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed halford

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Soggy bawdyhouse

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: irradiated step-uncle's house

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: boyish useless brakes hunting ground

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Scarlet zombie-like dilemma

outback bars are garbage

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed halford

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Sienna Nursing Home

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: fragrant submissive abode

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Saffron Indian Lodge



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Dun Principal's Office



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: self-absorbed halford

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: dashing stag film



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal electric filthpig deer antler

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Nudist philosopher-king kitty

I pity your toilet the next day

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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

its ok.

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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Blue provocative roommate

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: fuchsia galvanic corn cake blood rage

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: hairraiser toaster



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: dashing stag film



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: fuchsia galvanic corn cake blood rage



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2],#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: chocolate contagious school cafeteria place of business

do you pay?

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: chocolate contagious school cafeteria place of business

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mother church building

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: disrespectful market mad cow disease

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Mahogany Misanthropic Coldplay Fan Office

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy vivacious milk cruise ship

he's gonna make it

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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: red friendly grandma ratface

ALPHA AF

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Purple cerebral theater dopamine



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: curious low-t trailer park gunner

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