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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
| Bistre unhinged spot | 06/24/14 |
| comical wine shitlib | 06/30/25 |
| chestnut boyish lettuce | 06/24/14 |
| Bistre unhinged spot | 06/24/14 |
| comical wine shitlib | 06/28/25 |
| Violent institution partner | 06/24/14 |
| chestnut boyish lettuce | 06/24/14 |
| Violent institution partner | 06/24/14 |
| fishy beady-eyed sweet tailpipe | 06/24/14 |
| underhanded green gaming laptop | 06/24/14 |
| onyx mad cow disease | 06/24/14 |
| Razzle-dazzle hall indirect expression | 06/24/14 |
| adventurous meetinghouse multi-billionaire | 06/24/14 |
| Odious awkward useless brakes | 06/24/14 |
| excitant rehab | 06/24/14 |
| comical wine shitlib | 06/28/25 |
| iridescent address | 06/28/25 |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: Bistre unhinged spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811346) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: comical wine shitlib I tried this once.
I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.
BAM! The lights hummed. BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner. BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is this is fine thisisfine this isf |
Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: chestnut boyish lettuce Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Bistre unhinged spot o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811354) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: comical wine shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#49057312) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Violent institution partner kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: chestnut boyish lettuce cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Violent institution partner "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: fishy beady-eyed sweet tailpipe lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: underhanded green gaming laptop they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: onyx mad cow disease cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle hall indirect expression There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: adventurous meetinghouse multi-billionaire (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Odious awkward useless brakes oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: excitant rehab because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: comical wine shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#49057311) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: iridescent address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2],#49057310) |