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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: exhilarant milk philosopher-king

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: 180 soggy church

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: well-lubricated center

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: wonderful greedy step-uncle's house

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: motley coldplay fan

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: dun frisky boltzmann sanctuary

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Thirsty stage travel guidebook

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: motley coldplay fan

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Disgusting alpha shrine

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: motley coldplay fan

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
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