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"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will...
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/12/15
i rate it delicious
nubile razzle-dazzle principal's office nowag
  01/12/15
lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag
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Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
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is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?
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titcq
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How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwi...
Rose forum juggernaut
  01/12/15
There is something wrong with this chick.
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/12/15
she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at...
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  01/12/15
is she? really? is she?
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tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after y...
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We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless she...
Charismatic ratface french chef
  01/12/15
lol
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Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those ...
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would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, ...
Coral exhilarant parlor sweet tailpipe
  01/12/15
Honestly, no.
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
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I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.
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lol
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XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their f...
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Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and past...
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/12/15
Here is her reply to me, sent to all: "As stated you...
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/12/15
Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work fo...
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HR drone
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/12/15
soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?
Peach violent corn cake
  01/13/15
She might be half now that you mention it.
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/13/15
"your welcome to" You in shitlaw, bro?
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ofs
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/13/15
no way the jews stand for this.
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You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eat...
provocative beta turdskin
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unnngh
Coral exhilarant parlor sweet tailpipe
  01/12/15
that looks fucking disgusting
Slate Bearded Garrison
  01/12/15
cot DAYUM
diverse awkward roast beef
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you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for ...
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"If any one does not like these options as always peopl...
blue hateful den
  01/12/15
lol, carbmos
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lake motley brunch
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why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?
erotic vibrant community account haunted graveyard
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Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat...
pungent heaven
  01/12/15
It would be funny if I bring something with less calories th...
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/12/15
You can bring 200 calorie donuts
Nighttime spectacular digit ratio
  01/12/15
I am so doing this.
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  01/13/15
Bring donuts
Nighttime spectacular digit ratio
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Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, ...
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Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
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TY bro.
pearl concupiscible menage jap
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a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, ri...
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Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was &qu...
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/12/15
it can be
Brilliant Disrespectful Hell
  01/13/15
Panera has a particularly helpful page: https://www.paner...
Talented Saffron Stage
  01/13/15
600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone
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what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamchee...
Amber sticky ticket booth wrinkle
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I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice ...
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I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my voc...
diverse awkward roast beef
  01/13/15
lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and re...
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  01/13/15
PLEASE do this. Please.
Domesticated Stock Car
  01/13/15
lol evil
Territorial mentally impaired mad-dog skullcap
  01/13/15
this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.
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my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scr...
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Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons: 1. Granola has ...
diverse awkward roast beef
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bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably impro...
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100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on fr...
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Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this ne...
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I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face ...
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/13/15
bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarb...
flickering passionate office
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Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, an...
thriller plaza
  01/13/15
how fat is this dumb woman?
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S C R A P E S C R A P E
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Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE S...
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UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me,...
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/13/15
Bravo 180 flame
sable new version
  01/13/15
Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/13/15
again, I ask: how fat is this woman?
Jet gas station feces
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Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
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...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask. ...
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Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associat...
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  01/13/15
Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, ...
Domesticated Stock Car
  01/14/15
Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even ...
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  01/13/15
man this sounds like it could've been my old firm
flickering passionate office
  01/14/15
I'm so excited for tomorrow.
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  01/15/15
She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the hea...
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/15/15
My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paran...
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At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for som...
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UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court ...
Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund
  01/16/15
We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The ...
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lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain P...
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flickering passionate office
  04/06/15
LOL
Vigorous demanding hominid spot
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This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things ar...
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  04/07/15
Breakfast is 120 flame.
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It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco t...
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*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel* (basket of ...
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  04/06/15
will this person be at the meeting?
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  09/01/15
Yes.
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  09/04/15
Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so wil...
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.

It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!

If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104110)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: nubile razzle-dazzle principal's office nowag

i rate it delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104113)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Wild associate

lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104115)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104132)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Peach violent corn cake

is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104117)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: nubile razzle-dazzle principal's office nowag

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104120)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: histrionic yarmulke genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108828)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: ruddy fortuitous meteor dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109789)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Rose forum juggernaut

How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104124)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

There is something wrong with this chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104137)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: slap-happy scarlet resort becky

she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104709)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Coral exhilarant parlor sweet tailpipe

is she? really? is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104733)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104748)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: lime laughsome telephone pit

tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Site Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27126019)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Charismatic ratface french chef

We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104127)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104139)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Charismatic ratface french chef

Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104145)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104188)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: Coral exhilarant parlor sweet tailpipe

would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104765)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

Honestly, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104781)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: Tripping Lascivious National Security Agency

I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104854)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Jade party of the first part gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104143)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Crawly Citrine Philosopher-king Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104199)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Slate Bearded Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104737)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Electric factory reset button dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108807)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Self-centered grizzly water buffalo state

XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111597)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Site Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27126022)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Charismatic ratface french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27638429)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Charismatic ratface french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#31487345)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dopamine alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#48945456)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104586)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

Here is her reply to me, sent to all:

"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104623)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Tantric marketing idea

Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104630)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

HR drone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104674)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Peach violent corn cake

soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109350)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

She might be half now that you mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109368)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: ruddy fortuitous meteor dingle berry

"your welcome to"

You in shitlaw, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109803)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Amber sticky ticket booth wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109972)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110000)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Khaki Church Building

no way the jews stand for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104592)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: provocative beta turdskin

You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104608)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Coral exhilarant parlor sweet tailpipe

unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104736)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Slate Bearded Garrison

that looks fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104967)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM
Author: diverse awkward roast beef

cot DAYUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108219)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Brilliant Disrespectful Hell

you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108268)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: blue hateful den

"If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."

I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104620)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Cerebral swollen range brethren

lol, carbmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104632)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: lake motley brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109413)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: erotic vibrant community account haunted graveyard

why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104633)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: pungent heaven

Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104698)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104729)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Nighttime spectacular digit ratio

You can bring 200 calorie donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104745)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

I am so doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104747)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: pungent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108798)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Nighttime spectacular digit ratio

Bring donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104727)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible menage jap

Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104764)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104768)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: pearl concupiscible menage jap

TY bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104778)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area preventive strike

a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104946)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104964)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Brilliant Disrespectful Hell

it can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108267)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Talented Saffron Stage

Panera has a particularly helpful page:

https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109832)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Translucent indian lodge gaming laptop

600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109965)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Amber sticky ticket booth wrinkle

what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110003)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Translucent indian lodge gaming laptop

I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110014)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: diverse awkward roast beef

I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110045)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: Vigorous demanding hominid spot

lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108154)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: Domesticated Stock Car

PLEASE do this. Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108160)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Territorial mentally impaired mad-dog skullcap

lol evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109321)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Electric factory reset button dilemma

this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108818)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Wild associate

my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109333)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: diverse awkward roast beef

Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:

1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy

2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever

...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110028)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: maniacal stage goal in life

bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.

any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.

tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109341)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Domesticated Stock Car

Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110664)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110780)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: flickering passionate office

bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs

at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109802)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: thriller plaza

Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109865)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Jet gas station feces

how fat is this dumb woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109908)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Ocher Racy Nursing Home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109984)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Arousing coldplay fan

Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110109)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: maniacal stage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110716)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:

"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:

[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]

Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office

Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.

Nutrition Facts

Everything Bagel

Calories 269

Calories from Fat 17

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 2g 3%

Saturated Fat 0g 0%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 0mg 0%

Sodium 616mg 26%

Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%

Dietary Fiber 2g 8%

Sugars 5g

Protein 9g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Then add in “schmear”

Nutrition Facts

Plain

Calories 150

Calories from Fat 130

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 15g 23%

Saturated Fat 10g 50%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 45mg 15%

Sodium 140mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%

Dietary Fiber 0g 0%

Sugars 2g

Protein 2g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….

This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.

This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110920)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: sable new version

Bravo 180 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110945)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110970)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Jet gas station feces

again, I ask: how fat is this woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111928)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111939)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Jet gas station feces

...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.

are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111947)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111955)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM
Author: Domesticated Stock Car

Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114729)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: 180 Well-lubricated Institution Dog Poop

Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111582)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: flickering passionate office

man this sounds like it could've been my old firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114734)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Domesticated Stock Car

I'm so excited for tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123092)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123522)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.

Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.

He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.

He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"

I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".

So I don't feel bad anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27125886)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Domesticated Stock Car

At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127646)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: Azure Irate Field Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127266)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.

Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.

So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.

While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."

I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.

"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27128282)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .

Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.

It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564417)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: histrionic yarmulke genital piercing

lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564436)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: flickering passionate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634247)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding hominid spot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634241)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM
Author: sadistic potus elastic band

This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?

They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27638412)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Indecent hospital

Breakfast is 120 flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564424)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: henna frisky tank national

It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: orchid double fault

*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*

(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634686)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding hominid spot

will this person be at the meeting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28668483)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686480)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686478)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28782914)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Ocher Racy Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080526)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy very tactful trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080673)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Lavender House-broken School Legal Warrant

this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#48945465)