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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: Marvelous kitty "As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.
It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!
If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Fuchsia Idiot i rate it delicious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104113) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: insanely creepy church regret lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104115) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Marvelous kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104132) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: Comical pistol roommate is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104117) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: Fuchsia Idiot titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104120) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: chrome razzle-dazzle turdskin casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108828) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM Author: know-it-all whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109789) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: fishy fanboi ratface How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104124) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM Author: Marvelous kitty There is something wrong with this chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104137) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: dark station she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104709) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Crimson at-the-ready nibblets is she? really? is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104733) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Marvelous kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104748) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: Razzle wild parlour tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109838) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM Author: Arousing big-titted spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27126019) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: laughsome water buffalo menage We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104127) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM Author: Marvelous kitty lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104139) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: laughsome water buffalo menage Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104145) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Marvelous kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104188) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Crimson at-the-ready nibblets would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104765) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM Author: Marvelous kitty Honestly, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104781) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM Author: vigorous shimmering university I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104854) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Odious Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104143) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM Author: Doobsian step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104199) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM Author: Low-t Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104737) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: Self-centered Headpube lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108807) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM Author: Yellow deep garrison brethren XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111597) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM Author: Arousing big-titted spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27126022) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM Author: laughsome water buffalo menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27638429) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM Author: laughsome water buffalo menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#31487345) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Marvelous kitty Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104586) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Marvelous kitty Here is her reply to me, sent to all:
"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic] |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM Author: Pea-brained filthy point international law enforcement agency Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104630) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM Author: Marvelous kitty HR drone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104674) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM Author: Comical pistol roommate soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109350) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM Author: Marvelous kitty She might be half now that you mention it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109368) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: know-it-all whorehouse "your welcome to"
You in shitlaw, bro? |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM Author: irradiated orchestra pit hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109972) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM Author: Marvelous kitty ofs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110000) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: appetizing potus no way the jews stand for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104592) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: Soggy Tattoo You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Crimson at-the-ready nibblets unnngh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104736) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM Author: Low-t Site that looks fucking disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104967) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM Author: magenta stag film gaming laptop cot DAYUM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108219) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM Author: Brass feces home you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108268) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: charcoal kitty cat "If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like." I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part. |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: Slimy field karate lol, carbmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104632) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM Author: Alcoholic Stubborn Factory Reset Button Elastic Band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109413) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: hot public bath round eye why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104633) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM Author: Pale mischievous marketing idea lettuce Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104698) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Marvelous kitty It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104729) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: indecent lilac meetinghouse You can bring 200 calorie donuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104745) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Marvelous kitty I am so doing this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104747) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM Author: Pale mischievous marketing idea lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108798) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: indecent lilac meetinghouse Bring donuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104727) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM Author: Peach half-breed cuck Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104764) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM Author: Marvelous kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104768) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM Author: Peach half-breed cuck TY bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104778) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM Author: fluffy theatre wagecucks a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104946) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM Author: Marvelous kitty Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104964) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM Author: Brass feces home it can be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108267) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Flirting Gold Temple Panera has a particularly helpful page:
https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: lavender frisky antidepressant drug jap 600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109965) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM Author: irradiated orchestra pit hairy legs what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110003) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM Author: lavender frisky antidepressant drug jap I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110014) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: magenta stag film gaming laptop I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110045) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM Author: Sick chapel therapy lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108154) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM Author: maroon business firm PLEASE do this. Please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108160) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM Author: diverse offensive pit juggernaut lol evil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109321) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM Author: Self-centered Headpube this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108818) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM Author: insanely creepy church regret my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109333) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM Author: magenta stag film gaming laptop Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:
1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy
2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever
...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go. |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM Author: Naked gaping bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.
any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.
tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content. |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: Marvelous kitty 100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109341) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM Author: maroon business firm Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110664) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM Author: Marvelous kitty I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110780) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: Vibrant Honey-headed Stage Stock Car bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs
at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM Author: arrogant base weed whacker Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109865) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM Author: Aphrodisiac green space scourge upon the earth how fat is this dumb woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109908) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM Author: Insecure autistic den S C R A P E S C R A P E |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Trip Misanthropic Set Mexican Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110109) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM Author: Naked gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110716) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Marvelous kitty UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:
"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website: [jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]
Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website. Nutrition Facts Everything Bagel Calories 269 Calories from Fat 17 % Daily Value* Total Fat 2g 3% Saturated Fat 0g 0% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 0mg 0% Sodium 616mg 26% Total Carbohydrates 56g 19% Dietary Fiber 2g 8% Sugars 5g Protein 9g *Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Then add in “schmear”
Nutrition Facts Plain Calories 150 Calories from Fat 130 % Daily Value* Total Fat 15g 23% Saturated Fat 10g 50% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 45mg 15% Sodium 140mg 6% Total Carbohydrates 2g 1% Dietary Fiber 0g 0% Sugars 2g Protein 2g *Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….
This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.
This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: Thriller Abusive Hospital Pisswyrm Bravo 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110945) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM Author: Marvelous kitty Not flame, bro. This is 100% real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110970) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM Author: Aphrodisiac green space scourge upon the earth again, I ask: how fat is this woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111928) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM Author: Marvelous kitty Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM Author: Aphrodisiac green space scourge upon the earth ...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.
are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back? |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM Author: Marvelous kitty Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111955) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM Author: maroon business firm Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114729) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM Author: lake police squad trailer park Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111582) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM Author: Vibrant Honey-headed Stage Stock Car man this sounds like it could've been my old firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114734) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: maroon business firm I'm so excited for tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123092) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM Author: Marvelous kitty She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123522) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: Marvelous kitty My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.
Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.
He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.
He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"
I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".
So I don't feel bad anymore. |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM Author: maroon business firm At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127646) |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM Author: Dashing misunderstood dingle berry place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127266) |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: Marvelous kitty UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.
Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.
So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.
While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."
I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.
"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office. |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: Marvelous kitty We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .
Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.
It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened. |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM Author: chrome razzle-dazzle turdskin casino lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564436) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Vibrant Honey-headed Stage Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634247) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Sick chapel therapy LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634241) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM Author: Hideous corner jewess This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?
They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: orange stimulating parlor Breakfast is 120 flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564424) |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: talking tanning salon It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564443) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM Author: Snowy Rehab Athletic Conference *arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*
(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!') |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM Author: Sick chapel therapy will this person be at the meeting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28668483) |
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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: Marvelous kitty Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686480) |
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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: Marvelous kitty Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686478) |
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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Marvelous kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28782914) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM Author: Insecure autistic den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080526) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM Author: Marvelous kitty lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080673) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Hairless harsh trust fund theater this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#48945465) |