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"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
i rate it delicious
Exhilarant Nursing Home
  01/12/15
lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag
Multi-colored menage
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wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?
chartreuse factory reset button
  01/12/15
titcq
Exhilarant Nursing Home
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idiotic nibblets
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coral party of the first part candlestick maker
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How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwi...
Bateful ruby mad cow disease
  01/12/15
There is something wrong with this chick.
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at...
massive razzle-dazzle meetinghouse organic girlfriend
  01/12/15
is she? really? is she?
Floppy Bipolar Church
  01/12/15
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wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after y...
stimulating gaped volcanic crater
  01/13/15
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rusted doctorate gunner
  01/15/15
We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless she...
Diverse property
  01/12/15
lol
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those ...
Diverse property
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...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, ...
Floppy Bipolar Church
  01/12/15
Honestly, no.
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.
Odious Bearded Scourge Upon The Earth Library
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Razzle seedy knife
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fear-inspiring sooty digit ratio
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shimmering duck-like stag film people who are hurt
  01/12/15
lol
amethyst violent international law enforcement agency address
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XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their f...
Sexy opaque son of senegal
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rusted doctorate gunner
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Diverse property
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Diverse property
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Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and past...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
Here is her reply to me, sent to all: "As stated you...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work fo...
big-titted trip spot juggernaut
  01/12/15
HR drone
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?
chartreuse factory reset button
  01/13/15
She might be half now that you mention it.
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/13/15
"your welcome to" You in shitlaw, bro?
coral party of the first part candlestick maker
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Comical stubborn brunch idiot
  01/13/15
ofs
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/13/15
no way the jews stand for this.
Transparent hairless karate
  01/12/15
You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eat...
Saffron set selfie
  01/12/15
unnngh
Floppy Bipolar Church
  01/12/15
that looks fucking disgusting
shimmering duck-like stag film people who are hurt
  01/12/15
cot DAYUM
Jet Black Woman
  01/13/15
you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for ...
snowy glittery new version
  01/13/15
"If any one does not like these options as always peopl...
unholy garnet twinkling uncleanness round eye
  01/12/15
lol, carbmos
Lilac trailer park
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Pink judgmental indian lodge
  01/13/15
why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?
Excitant spruce tank
  01/12/15
Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat...
heady emerald affirmative action temple
  01/12/15
It would be funny if I bring something with less calories th...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
You can bring 200 calorie donuts
Ruddy Lay Filthpig
  01/12/15
I am so doing this.
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
...
heady emerald affirmative action temple
  01/13/15
Bring donuts
Ruddy Lay Filthpig
  01/12/15
Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, ...
Infuriating Effete Azn Mental Disorder
  01/12/15
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wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
TY bro.
Infuriating Effete Azn Mental Disorder
  01/12/15
a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, ri...
fighting crackhouse
  01/12/15
Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was &qu...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/12/15
it can be
snowy glittery new version
  01/13/15
Panera has a particularly helpful page: https://www.paner...
Yellow Cuckold
  01/13/15
600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone
crystalline mewling site
  01/13/15
what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamchee...
Comical stubborn brunch idiot
  01/13/15
I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice ...
crystalline mewling site
  01/13/15
I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my voc...
Jet Black Woman
  01/13/15
lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and re...
Vivacious office depressive
  01/13/15
PLEASE do this. Please.
cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube
  01/13/15
lol evil
cerebral alcoholic lodge
  01/13/15
this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.
amethyst violent international law enforcement agency address
  01/13/15
my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scr...
Multi-colored menage
  01/13/15
Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons: 1. Granola has ...
Jet Black Woman
  01/13/15
bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably impro...
hyperactive mediation
  01/13/15
100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on fr...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/13/15
Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this ne...
cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube
  01/13/15
I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face ...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/13/15
bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarb...
talented obsidian jewess
  01/13/15
Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, an...
Electric Startled Boistinker
  01/13/15
how fat is this dumb woman?
Ultramarine wagecucks double fault
  01/13/15
S C R A P E S C R A P E
mahogany station pozpig
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Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE S...
Swashbuckling Corn Cake
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hyperactive mediation
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UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me,...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/13/15
Bravo 180 flame
learning disabled roast beef stage
  01/13/15
Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/13/15
again, I ask: how fat is this woman?
Ultramarine wagecucks double fault
  01/13/15
Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/13/15
...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask. ...
Ultramarine wagecucks double fault
  01/13/15
Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associat...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/13/15
Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, ...
cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube
  01/14/15
Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even ...
Mentally Impaired Painfully Honest Theater Death Wish
  01/13/15
man this sounds like it could've been my old firm
talented obsidian jewess
  01/14/15
I'm so excited for tomorrow.
cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube
  01/15/15
She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the hea...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/15/15
My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paran...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/15/15
At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for som...
cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube
  01/16/15
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self-centered cuck ape
  01/16/15
UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court ...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/16/15
We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The ...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  03/27/15
lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain P...
idiotic nibblets
  03/27/15
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talented obsidian jewess
  04/06/15
LOL
Vivacious office depressive
  04/06/15
This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things ar...
Laughsome Harsh National
  04/07/15
Breakfast is 120 flame.
purple boltzmann gas station
  03/27/15
It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco t...
Black police squad
  03/27/15
*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel* (basket of ...
Umber kitty degenerate
  04/06/15
will this person be at the meeting?
Vivacious office depressive
  09/01/15
Yes.
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  09/04/15
Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so wil...
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  09/04/15
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wonderful crawly hairy legs
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mahogany station pozpig
  01/04/18
lol
wonderful crawly hairy legs
  01/04/18
this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was b...
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.

It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!

If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104110)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nursing Home

i rate it delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104113)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored menage

lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104115)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104132)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: chartreuse factory reset button

is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104117)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nursing Home

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104120)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: idiotic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108828)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: coral party of the first part candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109789)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Bateful ruby mad cow disease

How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104124)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

There is something wrong with this chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104137)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: massive razzle-dazzle meetinghouse organic girlfriend

she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104709)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Floppy Bipolar Church

is she? really? is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104733)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104748)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: stimulating gaped volcanic crater

tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: rusted doctorate gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27126019)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Diverse property

We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104127)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104139)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Diverse property

Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104145)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104188)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: Floppy Bipolar Church

would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104765)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

Honestly, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104781)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: Odious Bearded Scourge Upon The Earth Library

I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104854)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Razzle seedy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104143)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sooty digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104199)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: shimmering duck-like stag film people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104737)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: amethyst violent international law enforcement agency address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108807)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Sexy opaque son of senegal

XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111597)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: rusted doctorate gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27126022)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Diverse property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27638429)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Diverse property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#31487345)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: gold tattoo plaza



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104586)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

Here is her reply to me, sent to all:

"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104623)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: big-titted trip spot juggernaut

Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104630)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

HR drone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104674)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: chartreuse factory reset button

soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109350)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

She might be half now that you mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109368)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: coral party of the first part candlestick maker

"your welcome to"

You in shitlaw, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109803)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Comical stubborn brunch idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109972)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110000)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Transparent hairless karate

no way the jews stand for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104592)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Saffron set selfie

You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104608)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Floppy Bipolar Church

unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104736)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: shimmering duck-like stag film people who are hurt

that looks fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104967)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM
Author: Jet Black Woman

cot DAYUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108219)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: snowy glittery new version

you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108268)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: unholy garnet twinkling uncleanness round eye

"If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."

I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104620)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Lilac trailer park

lol, carbmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104632)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Pink judgmental indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109413)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Excitant spruce tank

why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104633)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: heady emerald affirmative action temple

Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104698)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104729)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Lay Filthpig

You can bring 200 calorie donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104745)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

I am so doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104747)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: heady emerald affirmative action temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108798)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Ruddy Lay Filthpig

Bring donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104727)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Infuriating Effete Azn Mental Disorder

Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104764)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104768)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Infuriating Effete Azn Mental Disorder

TY bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104778)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: fighting crackhouse

a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104946)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27104964)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: snowy glittery new version

it can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108267)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Yellow Cuckold

Panera has a particularly helpful page:

https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109832)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: crystalline mewling site

600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109965)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Comical stubborn brunch idiot

what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110003)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: crystalline mewling site

I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110014)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Jet Black Woman

I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110045)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: Vivacious office depressive

lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108154)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube

PLEASE do this. Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108160)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: cerebral alcoholic lodge

lol evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109321)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: amethyst violent international law enforcement agency address

this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27108818)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored menage

my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109333)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Jet Black Woman

Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:

1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy

2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever

...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110028)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: hyperactive mediation

bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.

any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.

tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109341)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube

Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110664)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110780)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: talented obsidian jewess

bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs

at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109802)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Electric Startled Boistinker

Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109865)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine wagecucks double fault

how fat is this dumb woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109908)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: mahogany station pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27109984)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Corn Cake

Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110109)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: hyperactive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110716)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:

"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:

[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]

Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office

Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.

Nutrition Facts

Everything Bagel

Calories 269

Calories from Fat 17

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 2g 3%

Saturated Fat 0g 0%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 0mg 0%

Sodium 616mg 26%

Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%

Dietary Fiber 2g 8%

Sugars 5g

Protein 9g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Then add in “schmear”

Nutrition Facts

Plain

Calories 150

Calories from Fat 130

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 15g 23%

Saturated Fat 10g 50%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 45mg 15%

Sodium 140mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%

Dietary Fiber 0g 0%

Sugars 2g

Protein 2g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….

This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.

This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110920)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: learning disabled roast beef stage

Bravo 180 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110945)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27110970)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine wagecucks double fault

again, I ask: how fat is this woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111928)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111939)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine wagecucks double fault

...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.

are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111947)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111955)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube

Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114729)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Painfully Honest Theater Death Wish

Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27111582)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: talented obsidian jewess

man this sounds like it could've been my old firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27114734)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube

I'm so excited for tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123092)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27123522)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.

Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.

He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.

He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"

I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".

So I don't feel bad anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27125886)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: cruel-hearted misunderstood headpube

At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127646)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: self-centered cuck ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27127266)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.

Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.

So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.

While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."

I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.

"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27128282)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .

Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.

It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564417)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: idiotic nibblets

lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564436)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: talented obsidian jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634247)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Vivacious office depressive

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634241)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM
Author: Laughsome Harsh National

This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?

They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27638412)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: purple boltzmann gas station

Breakfast is 120 flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564424)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Black police squad

It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27564443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: Umber kitty degenerate

*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*

(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#27634686)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Vivacious office depressive

will this person be at the meeting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28668483)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686480)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28686478)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#28782914)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: mahogany station pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080526)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: wonderful crawly hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#35080673)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Cobalt Ratface Main People

this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2],#48945465)