"My third point, you Honor is that Service wasn't timely." *laughter erupts*
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:11 PM Author: diverse national
Judge, wiping a tear from his eye: "LOL Mr. Earl, I don't know what they teach you in law school or in your $800k condo, but service requirements are optional in my courtroom."
*VOLT blasts through side of courtroom*
Luis, with a "sorry" look on his face: "Oops!"
*everyone laughs, cheers and high fives*
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 5:18 PM Author: Dashing rambunctious alpha
Fat Black Baliff with arms crossed: "Axetually, Mister Earl, it's YOU who just dun got SERVED!"
*laugh track*
*camera flashes to earl storming out of courtroom*
*his briefcase falls open as he bursts through doors*
*stew pours out*
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 5:55 PM Author: exhilarant black woman
*credits roll*
*benny hill theme song plays*
*nutella's husband chases after her in jerky fast frames*
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Date: July 23rd, 2015 9:22 AM Author: hyperventilating jap
*luis smirks and laughs a bit as the stew pours out of earl's briefcase*
luis: hey, anyone want some fish tacos and mojitos? i have enough for everyone! *opens trunk of the volt to reveal a mini fridge, wet bar, and grill*
*crowd cheers*
judge: normally i don't allow alcohol in the court room but...well, i think we can make an exception for you, luis
*judge winks at luis, luis smiles and gives a thumbs up*
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 6:11 PM Author: hyperventilating jap
i'm imagining luis crashing through the door like meatloaf on his motorcycle in rocky horror picture show
i bet luis would make off with earl's girl too as she hops in the volt
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Date: July 28th, 2015 12:41 PM Author: Cobalt provocative party of the first part
(theme music starts to opening credits montage)
Sometimes you fail the bar
Other times it fails you <Luis, with no. 2 pencil in hand, looking frustrated>
Locked in to spending your days <Luis excitedly running up courtroom stairs in suit>
With MILFS, your Volt, and stew <Cut to Earl making stew in kitchen>
It's a certain chill kind of law... (bum bum ba da)
DIESEL LAW!!! <Luis and Earl, in suits, do "back to back" simultaneous turn with crossed arms a la news anchor promo>
DIESEL LAW!!! <fade to black/commercial>
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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:18 PM Author: Snowy Fragrant Heaven Dysfunction
a trillion.
also, a great example of why xo is totally incomprehensible to non-poasters.
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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:21 PM Author: Snowy Fragrant Heaven Dysfunction
*shrugs*
*high fives*
*cheers*
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