"just use this" - your wife underhand tosses Chad your favorite Big Dog t-shirt
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Date: May 14th, 2016 3:06 PM Author: excitant spot keepsake machete
*tries to put t-shirt on*
"Babe, it's way too small. This shirt must belong to some twink."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3093294&forum_id=2],#30478239) |
Date: June 6th, 2016 2:32 PM Author: Stubborn lime office
180 not flame, this actually happened to a skeezy piece of shit I used to know. Dude was in and out of jail all the time and probably still is. Well at the time he was maybe in his 30s and I was 18 and friends with his younger brother. His brother was a cool bro and we lived together for a while. Well Michael gets out of jail and we were looking for roommates so he and his common law wife come to live with us. It didn't last long. In fact, I handed this fucker $400 to pay my share of the first month's rent and he blew it on coke, but that's another story. Maybe a week after we start living together, Michael gets home and puts on his Big Johnson T-shirt and comes roaring out of his room like "GENE YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND WIPED HER PUSSY ON MY T-SHIRT" and throws the shirt at me. So I sniff it and sure enough, it smells like some stank ass pussy. Now I know this isn't my girlfriend. She was a damn fine Latina girl and 1) we rarely had sex at my apartment after Michael and his wife moved in because there was always someone around. 2) she was an extremely clean 18 year old girl, and 3) I knew for damn sure that she wouldn't have just taken a t-shirt out of his room, wiped her pussy, folded it, and returned the shirt to the drawer. Well I get home one afternoon and his wife is just getting absolutely pounded out in the other room, and I know it ain't by Michael, since I had dropped him off at work a couple hours before. It was pretty uncomfortable because the type of girl that married a guy like Michael ain't the hottest girl. I mean this dude is in his 30s, in and out of jail, and working at a gas station that he'll be fired from for stealing within the first 3 weeks of being hired. Anyway, after a few minutes listening to this I see this black dude who lives a couple apartments over come walking out of her room all sweaty and and an "aw shucks" guilty smile once he sees me. So he leaves and the wife comes out and is like "Darnell is just so much better than Michael. I can seriously feel his giant cock all the way up in my stomach. Oh... And thanks for taking the blame with that T-shirt. I felt really bad but just didn't want to break Michael's heart." That was probably the last conversation I had with her before I moved out. The move out happened pretty quick. Michael's drug use had escalated real quick and there was an armed robbery at our place and my good bro was there and literally pissed his pants when he had a gun in his face. Fortunately I wasn't there for that part. I didn't have much at the time, so I ended up just leaving my stuff at the apartment and never talking to anyone there again.
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