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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
peach stag film tattoo
  01/26/16
This one stings.
drab underhanded shrine
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
bateful magical den
  01/26/16
jesus no...
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  10/24/16
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Bearded striped hyena cruise ship
  01/03/17
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  02/20/18
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  06/03/19
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  10/14/20
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  01/25/16
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Laughsome Stock Car Goal In Life
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maize theater puppy
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Opaque giraffe
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Chrome knife corner
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light school idea he suggested
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Federal Mentally Impaired Rehab Circlehead
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arousing business firm nowag
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
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peach stag film tattoo
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  01/26/16
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  11/27/16
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  06/13/17
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  12/19/17
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  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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Bearded striped hyena cruise ship
  11/27/16
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Chrome knife corner
  01/23/17
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ungodly self-centered death wish
  03/15/17
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Chrome knife corner
  04/20/17
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Chrome knife corner
  02/20/18
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  05/15/22
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startling coffee pot meetinghouse
  05/04/24
ruthless.
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  01/25/16
Brutal
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  01/25/16
...
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  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
toxic
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*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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Primrose native
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excitant pink rigpig institution
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Provocative ivory lodge
  01/25/16
damnit
Abnormal umber messiness antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
Laughsome Stock Car Goal In Life
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
jfc
Chrome knife corner
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Laughsome Stock Car Goal In Life
  01/25/16
...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Chrome knife corner
  01/25/16
Cr
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
hm
avocado wild indian lodge
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
wait
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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...
drab underhanded shrine
  01/26/16
...
Apoplectic kitty cat
  01/25/16
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excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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  01/25/16
...
Chocolate exhilarant garrison filthpig
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Charcoal hospital rigor
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Chrome knife corner
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Charcoal hospital rigor
  01/25/16
...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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pearly tantric reading party
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Abnormal umber messiness antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Provocative ivory lodge
  01/25/16
...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Crystalline Deer Antler University
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
mint field
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...
Aqua police squad
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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arousing business firm nowag
  01/25/16
damn
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
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...
Maroon double fault
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...
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O LORD
big-titted buff theater stage
  01/25/16
jfc
Honey-headed Idiot
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Mahogany metal chapel
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
infuriating maniacal pistol church
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...
Laughsome Stock Car Goal In Life
  01/25/16
Lmao
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drab underhanded shrine
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Maroon double fault
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Soul-stirring set
  07/08/17
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  02/18/22
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  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
hairraiser ocher kitchen
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Abnormal umber messiness antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
Comical irate dysfunction internal respiration
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...
Razzle-dazzle trump supporter
  01/26/16
180
peach stag film tattoo
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
razzmatazz bright center degenerate
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
drab underhanded shrine
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
garnet beady-eyed affirmative action juggernaut
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Drunken stead
  09/27/16
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cerebral library masturbator
  12/26/17
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rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  08/12/19
180
bateful magical den
  01/26/16
...
rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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  01/27/16
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pearly tantric reading party
  01/27/16
...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Electric cobalt love of her life tank
  02/02/16
...
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
painfully honest adventurous ladyboy
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
cerise flickering point
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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165
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  05/19/16
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  10/24/16
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
Glassy sandwich
  01/23/17
toxic
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca
  10/27/17
mother of god
Fragrant chestnut sanctuary boiling water
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
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ouch
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  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
disturbing coldplay fan
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Cowardly pit half-breed
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
arousing business firm nowag
  01/25/16
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infuriating maniacal pistol church
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Vigorous People Who Are Hurt Principal's Office
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
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  01/25/16
toxic
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
wine temple
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Crystalline Deer Antler University
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Crystalline Deer Antler University
  01/25/16
TY bro
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
...
infuriating maniacal pistol church
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
green range
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
passionate heaven
  10/27/17
...
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  10/27/17
...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  05/24/18
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Glassy sandwich
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Learning disabled lay french chef
  10/27/17
credited advice
burgundy plaza
  05/24/18
even more toxic
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Vibrant church building
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
i lol'd
magenta indecent weed whacker dilemma
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Crystalline Deer Antler University
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
lol
Trip locus
  06/01/17
...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
peach stag film tattoo
  01/26/16
...
cerebral library masturbator
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Mahogany metal chapel
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Mahogany metal chapel
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Mahogany metal chapel
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Mahogany metal chapel
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Mahogany metal chapel
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
Lmao
Autistic piazza candlestick maker
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Chrome knife corner
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/25/16
lmao true
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
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...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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...
cerebral library masturbator
  12/26/17
Haha
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...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
...
Provocative ivory lodge
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
green range
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Boyish bawdyhouse
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Cracking slap-happy newt patrolman
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Learning disabled lay french chef
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Drunken stead
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Violent claret area
  06/03/19
oh no
garnet beady-eyed affirmative action juggernaut
  08/08/19
LOL
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  03/16/20
JFC
Glassy sandwich
  03/19/20
Update?
rose stirring public bath
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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  01/25/16
...
light school idea he suggested
  01/25/16
...
pearly tantric reading party
  05/19/16
...
Apoplectic kitty cat
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
zippy parlor brethren
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Provocative ivory lodge
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
zippy parlor brethren
  01/26/16
Cr
Provocative ivory lodge
  01/26/16
...
drab underhanded shrine
  01/26/16
...
drab underhanded shrine
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
zippy parlor brethren
  01/26/16
...
disturbing coldplay fan
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
dead trust fund
  01/26/16
...
dead trust fund
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Fiercely-loyal station
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Soul-stirring set
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
low-t grizzly site
  01/26/16
...
Maroon double fault
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
peach stag film tattoo
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Chrome knife corner
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
low-t grizzly site
  01/26/16
Lmfao
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Fiercely-loyal station
  01/26/16
...
Curious Home Crotch
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...
turquoise location gunner
  03/16/20
...
bateful magical den
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...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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...
Maroon double fault
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...
pearly tantric reading party
  03/28/16
...
Titillating slate round eye alpha
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"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
milky razzle house karate
  01/26/16
...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
wine temple
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
bateful magical den
  01/26/16
...
odious nofapping mad cow disease
  10/24/16
...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
magenta indecent weed whacker dilemma
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Wonderful Sable Wagecucks
  04/04/16
...
ungodly self-centered death wish
  03/15/17
*applause*
Supple unholy really tough guy black woman
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...
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...
Learning disabled lay french chef
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...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
zippy parlor brethren
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/26/16
...
zippy parlor brethren
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
zippy parlor brethren
  01/26/16
...
Provocative ivory lodge
  01/26/16
...
Crystalline Deer Antler University
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
Describe
zippy parlor brethren
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
zippy parlor brethren
  01/26/16
...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
  01/26/16
...
Crystalline Deer Antler University
  01/26/16
Please be flame
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Chrome knife corner
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
Fuck
Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Apoplectic kitty cat
  01/26/16
cq's!
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
...
Glassy sandwich
  03/19/20
...
ungodly self-centered death wish
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Crimson Nudist Son Of Senegal
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
wine temple
  01/26/16
except for your autism
disturbing coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/26/16
...
burgundy plaza
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
wine temple
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Crystalline Deer Antler University
  01/26/16
...
rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
LOL fair
wine temple
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
low-t grizzly site
  01/26/16
...
Maroon double fault
  01/26/16
...
drab underhanded shrine
  01/23/17
...
ungodly self-centered death wish
  03/15/17
...
Soul-stirring set
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underrated
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Hateful Property
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...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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jfc
Chrome knife corner
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...
marvelous forum hairy legs
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
low-t grizzly site
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
do u love it
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
...
heady mischievous mother whorehouse
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
low-t grizzly site
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Chrome knife corner
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Chrome knife corner
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
low-t grizzly site
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Chrome knife corner
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
...
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
cruel-hearted therapy cuckoldry
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca
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...
bateful magical den
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*puts gun in mouth*
Crystalline Deer Antler University
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...
Apoplectic kitty cat
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Maroon double fault
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JFC
hideous queen of the night ratface
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180
Carnelian Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Orchestra Pit
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...
swollen at-the-ready stage stain
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
...
cruel-hearted therapy cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
cruel-hearted therapy cuckoldry
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Hateful Property
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
180 twist
excitant pink rigpig institution
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...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
  01/26/16
THIS
magenta indecent weed whacker dilemma
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...
tripping fuchsia gas station pisswyrm
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Opaque giraffe
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Opaque giraffe
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
wine temple
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
multi-colored nibblets
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
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180. *GULPS*
Racy address
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fucking damn
Abnormal umber messiness antidepressant drug
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...
arousing business firm nowag
  01/26/16
180
Frisky balding sound barrier
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
infuriating maniacal pistol church
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/27/16
...
Apoplectic kitty cat
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Electric cobalt love of her life tank
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Slippery iridescent
  05/19/16
repost please
infuriating maniacal pistol church
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Hateful Property
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Slippery iridescent
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
magenta indecent weed whacker dilemma
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...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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...
light school idea he suggested
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180.
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...
tripping fuchsia gas station pisswyrm
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...
orchid private investor
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...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
excitant pink rigpig institution
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...
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...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
beta shitlib
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...
infuriating maniacal pistol church
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...
excitant pink rigpig institution
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...
excitant pink rigpig institution
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...
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...
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cr
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...
rose stirring public bath
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...
Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall
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...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  06/17/16
...
Quadroon
  09/27/16
...
Chrome knife corner
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Apoplectic kitty cat
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
out-of-control athletic conference foreskin
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...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Slippery iridescent
  10/24/16
...
orchid private investor
  10/27/16
...
Spruce Voyeur Immigrant
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Apoplectic kitty cat
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
self-absorbed costumed toaster fortuitous meteor
  01/23/17
... ...
Learning disabled lay french chef
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...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  07/08/17
Lol
beta shitlib
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
doobsian community account old irish cottage
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bateful magical den
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...
excitant pink rigpig institution
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...
Chrome knife corner
  03/15/17
...
ungodly self-centered death wish
  03/15/17
...
orchid private investor
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
organic girlfriend
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
bat-shit-crazy prole
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Glassy sandwich
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...
smoky jewess
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...
pearly tantric reading party
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
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...
Glassy sandwich
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
lake
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...
Lime Startled Dog Poop
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...
Chrome knife corner
  09/25/17
...
Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Apoplectic kitty cat
  10/27/17
...
Internet-worthy big nursing home
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
emerald marketing idea
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
emerald marketing idea
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Spruce Voyeur Immigrant
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
jet-lagged
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...
light school idea he suggested
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...
Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca
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...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
digit ratio
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
excitant pink rigpig institution
  07/25/18
...
motley cheese-eating cumskin
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...
Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/16/19
...
Apoplectic kitty cat
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
doobsian community account old irish cottage
  01/16/19
Jfc
excitant pink rigpig institution
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Apoplectic kitty cat
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Overrated puce wrinkle
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Opaque giraffe
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
offensive aquamarine partner
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
offensive aquamarine partner
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
low-t grizzly site
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
offensive aquamarine partner
  01/17/19
...
Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca
  04/08/19
...
navy
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Internet-worthy big nursing home
  04/09/19
...
offensive aquamarine partner
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
offensive aquamarine partner
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Frozen Twisted
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
excitant pink rigpig institution
  06/03/19
...
Apoplectic kitty cat
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
cerise flickering point
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
offensive aquamarine partner
  06/03/19
...
bateful magical den
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
offensive aquamarine partner
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...
offensive aquamarine partner
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Zombie-like Roast Beef
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Zombie-like Roast Beef
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Zombie-like Roast Beef
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very tactful feces
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sooty telephone
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bump
low-t grizzly site
  03/12/22
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rose stirring public bath
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Flatulent party of the first part
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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excitant pink rigpig institution
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: peach stag film tattoo

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: drab underhanded shrine

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: bateful magical den

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: hairraiser ocher kitchen

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: startling coffee pot meetinghouse



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: startling coffee pot meetinghouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Charcoal hospital rigor

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: passionate heaven



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: gay tanning salon pozpig

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Keepsake Machete Laser Beams

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: cordovan spectacular space dragon

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Primrose native



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Provocative ivory lodge



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Abnormal umber messiness antidepressant drug

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Laughsome Stock Car Goal In Life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Stock Car Goal In Life

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: avocado wild indian lodge

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: drab underhanded shrine



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: cordovan spectacular space dragon

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Chocolate exhilarant garrison filthpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Charcoal hospital rigor

180 thread

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Charcoal hospital rigor

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: pearly tantric reading party



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Author: naked philosopher-king



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Author: Abnormal umber messiness antidepressant drug



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Provocative ivory lodge

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Crystalline Deer Antler University

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Fucking 180

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: mint field

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Aqua police squad



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Confused Menage Codepig

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: gay tanning salon pozpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: arousing business firm nowag



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Maroon double fault



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Author: filthy aromatic national personal credit line



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: big-titted buff theater stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed Idiot

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Mahogany metal chapel

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: infuriating maniacal pistol church

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Stock Car Goal In Life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

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Author: Walnut exciting legend



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Author: drab underhanded shrine



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring set



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: hairraiser ocher kitchen

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Abnormal umber messiness antidepressant drug

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: vermilion office regret

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Comical irate dysfunction internal respiration

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: peach stag film tattoo

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz bright center degenerate

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: drab underhanded shrine

Christ. FATALITY.

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: garnet beady-eyed affirmative action juggernaut

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Hateful Property

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Drunken stead

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: cerebral library masturbator



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Author: bateful magical den

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling theatre

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: pearly tantric reading party



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Electric cobalt love of her life tank

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Electric cobalt love of her life tank

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Aggressive insane hell



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: painfully honest adventurous ladyboy

It actually hurt to read this

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: cerise flickering point

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Khaki disrespectful blood rage

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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: 180 sickened legal warrant goyim

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: hairless trailer park faggot firefighter

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Author: Blue spot hominid



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: thriller sadistic resort

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: orchid private investor

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Fishy becky skinny woman

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Glassy sandwich

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: chest-beating rough-skinned fat ankles

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: ungodly self-centered death wish



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Author: Shivering headpube pervert

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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: talented black corn cake

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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: disturbing coldplay fan

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Cowardly pit half-breed

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: arousing business firm nowag

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: infuriating maniacal pistol church



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Death gotta be easy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: wine temple

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Crystalline Deer Antler University

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

Yeah, probably true.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Crystalline Deer Antler University

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

TY bro

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: infuriating maniacal pistol church



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: green range

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: passionate heaven

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: dull dashing volcanic crater



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Learning disabled lay french chef

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: burgundy plaza

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Vibrant church building

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: magenta indecent weed whacker dilemma

i lol'd

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Crystalline Deer Antler University

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Trip locus

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

Will do my best. TY

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: peach stag film tattoo

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Mahogany metal chapel

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Mahogany metal chapel

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Mahogany metal chapel

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

why do you think that?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Mahogany metal chapel

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Mahogany metal chapel

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Autistic piazza candlestick maker

Lmao

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

lmao true

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: cerebral library masturbator



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: turquoise location gunner

Haha

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Provocative ivory lodge



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: green range

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Boyish bawdyhouse

JFC holy shit

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Cracking slap-happy newt patrolman

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Learning disabled lay french chef

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Drunken stead

Lmao good find

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Violent claret area

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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: garnet beady-eyed affirmative action juggernaut

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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Red stimulating box office gay wizard

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Glassy sandwich

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: silver diverse parlour jap

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: zippy parlor brethren

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Provocative ivory lodge

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: zippy parlor brethren

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Provocative ivory lodge

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: drab underhanded shrine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: drab underhanded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: zippy parlor brethren

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: disturbing coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: dead trust fund

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: dead trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal station

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring set

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: low-t grizzly site

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Maroon double fault



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: peach stag film tattoo

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: low-t grizzly site

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal station

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Curious Home Crotch



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: turquoise location gunner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: bateful magical den



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Maroon double fault



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: pearly tantric reading party



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Titillating slate round eye alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: milky razzle house karate

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: wine temple

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: bateful magical den

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: odious nofapping mad cow disease



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: magenta indecent weed whacker dilemma

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Sable Wagecucks

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: ungodly self-centered death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Supple unholy really tough guy black woman

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: alcoholic contagious genital piercing crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Learning disabled lay french chef



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: zippy parlor brethren

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: zippy parlor brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: zippy parlor brethren

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Provocative ivory lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Crystalline Deer Antler University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Hateful Property

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: zippy parlor brethren

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Hateful Property

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: zippy parlor brethren

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Crystalline Deer Antler University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Hateful Property

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Hateful Property

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Hateful Property

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Hateful Property

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Glassy sandwich



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: ungodly self-centered death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Crimson Nudist Son Of Senegal

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: wine temple

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: disturbing coldplay fan

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: burgundy plaza



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: wine temple

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Crystalline Deer Antler University

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: wine temple

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: low-t grizzly site

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Maroon double fault



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: drab underhanded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: ungodly self-centered death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: zippy parlor brethren

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: odious nofapping mad cow disease

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: pearly tantric reading party



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Bearded striped hyena cruise ship



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Sinister Saffron Base

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Hateful Property



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: marvelous forum hairy legs



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: low-t grizzly site

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Hateful Property

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Hateful Property

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Hateful Property

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: heady mischievous mother whorehouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: low-t grizzly site

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Hateful Property

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Hateful Property

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: low-t grizzly site

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Hateful Property

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: bisexual godawful locale famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted therapy cuckoldry

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Abnormal umber messiness antidepressant drug

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: bateful magical den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Crystalline Deer Antler University

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Maroon double fault

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: hideous queen of the night ratface

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Carnelian Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Orchestra Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: swollen at-the-ready stage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Hateful Property

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted therapy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted therapy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Hateful Property

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Hateful Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Hateful Property

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Hateful Property

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Hateful Property

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: magenta indecent weed whacker dilemma

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: tripping fuchsia gas station pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Opaque giraffe

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Opaque giraffe

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: wine temple

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: rebellious brunch international law enforcement agency

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: multi-colored nibblets

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Racy address

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Abnormal umber messiness antidepressant drug

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: arousing business firm nowag



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Frisky balding sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: infuriating maniacal pistol church

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Electric cobalt love of her life tank

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Slippery iridescent

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: infuriating maniacal pistol church

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Hateful Property

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Slippery iridescent

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: bisexual godawful locale famous landscape painting

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: magenta indecent weed whacker dilemma

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: pearly tantric reading party

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: tripping fuchsia gas station pisswyrm



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: orchid private investor



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Floppy turdskin

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: rose stirring public bath



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: beta shitlib

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: infuriating maniacal pistol church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: naked philosopher-king



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: low-t grizzly site

cr

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: rose stirring public bath



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bossy mexican hall



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  Quadroon



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Chrome knife corner



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat

mods please delete

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: out-of-control athletic conference foreskin

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Slippery iridescent

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: orchid private investor



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Spruce Voyeur Immigrant



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed costumed toaster fortuitous meteor

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Learning disabled lay french chef

...

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: beta shitlib

Lol

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  doobsian community account old irish cottage

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: bateful magical den



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Chrome knife corner



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: ungodly self-centered death wish



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: orchid private investor



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  organic girlfriend

"i made it," he thought.

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  bat-shit-crazy prole

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Glassy sandwich

bump for leolenin

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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: smoky jewess



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: pearly tantric reading party



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood associate

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Glassy sandwich



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: lake

where is corporate slave?

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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Lime Startled Dog Poop



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Internet-worthy big nursing home



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  emerald marketing idea

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  emerald marketing idea

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Spruce Voyeur Immigrant

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: light school idea he suggested



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  digit ratio

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

The signs were, sadly, all there

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: motley cheese-eating cumskin



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  doobsian community account old irish cottage

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Overrated puce wrinkle

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Opaque giraffe

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: offensive aquamarine partner

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: offensive aquamarine partner

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: low-t grizzly site

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: offensive aquamarine partner

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: navy



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Internet-worthy big nursing home

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: offensive aquamarine partner



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: offensive aquamarine partner

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Frozen Twisted

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: cerise flickering point

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: offensive aquamarine partner

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: bateful magical den



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: offensive aquamarine partner

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: offensive aquamarine partner



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like Roast Beef

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: 

Does that include you?

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Zombie-like Roast Beef

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Zombie-like Roast Beef



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Henna Preventive Strike



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: low-t grizzly site



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: low-t grizzly site



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  very tactful feces



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Chrome knife corner



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic kitty cat



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: sooty telephone



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: alcoholic contagious genital piercing crackhouse



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: low-t grizzly site

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Chrome knife corner



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: rose stirring public bath



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Flatulent party of the first part

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2],#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Dark background story electric furnace

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: excitant pink rigpig institution



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Charismatic step-uncle's house macaca



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



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