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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: 180 coral travel guidebook

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood brunch mad cow disease

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Ivory tantric famous landscape painting death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Odious chestnut black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Shaky point

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Shaky point

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: harsh orange lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: talented ebony legal warrant

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: 180 coral travel guidebook

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: talented ebony legal warrant

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: 180 coral travel guidebook

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Ungodly toaster



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: vermilion adventurous sneaky criminal dilemma

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: thriller water buffalo

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: 180 coral travel guidebook

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: vermilion adventurous sneaky criminal dilemma

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: 180 coral travel guidebook

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: vermilion adventurous sneaky criminal dilemma

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: harsh orange lodge



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Pale shrine

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mildly autistic public bath depressive

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: abusive theater stage

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood brunch mad cow disease

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mildly autistic public bath depressive



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Tripping police squad

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood brunch mad cow disease

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: 180 coral travel guidebook

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: rusted heaven



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Wonderful headpube business firm

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: multi-colored green school cafeteria goal in life

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Medicated Diverse Set Tank



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: violet filthpig area

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: vermilion adventurous sneaky criminal dilemma

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Racy telephone

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: 180 coral travel guidebook

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: violet filthpig area

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: 180 coral travel guidebook

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: violet filthpig area

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: multi-colored green school cafeteria goal in life

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: violet filthpig area

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Racy telephone

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: zombie-like station generalized bond

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: violet filthpig area



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

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Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard turdskin



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard turdskin



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Big Nudist Stock Car



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery Queen Of The Night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: talented ebony legal warrant



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Olive disgusting pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mildly autistic public bath depressive

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: violet filthpig area



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
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first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
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Author: fishy mental disorder



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: zombie-like station generalized bond



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Pearly hyperactive range new version



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Olive disgusting pit

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Milky athletic conference orchestra pit



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling nursing home voyeur

rofl

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Drab vivacious psychic location



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Comical crotch hairy legs

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Racy telephone

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: shivering histrionic senate

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: carnelian vigorous masturbator skinny woman

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: violet filthpig area

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: zombie-like station generalized bond



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Olive disgusting pit



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Motley coiffed center



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Spruce house-broken sandwich national

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Submissive Liquid Oxygen

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: lake swashbuckling reading party gaping

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: vermilion adventurous sneaky criminal dilemma

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Narrow-minded stirring institution pozpig

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: violet filthpig area

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Racy telephone



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Ivory tantric famous landscape painting death wish



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Racy telephone

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Domesticated Concupiscible Electric Furnace



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Aromatic Bat Shit Crazy Cumskin

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Cyan Razzmatazz Multi-billionaire

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: nofapping cuckoldry

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: vermilion adventurous sneaky criminal dilemma

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: nofapping cuckoldry

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Racy telephone

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Aromatic Bat Shit Crazy Cumskin

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Maniacal lemon space factory reset button

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Author: harsh orange lodge



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: blue bearded becky abode

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Olive disgusting pit

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Autistic party of the first part

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: exhilarant sinister den



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Racy telephone

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: frozen yapping partner

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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Glittery Queen Of The Night



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Contagious slate mood

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Glittery Queen Of The Night



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Mustard bawdyhouse karate

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: floppy resort kitty

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: floppy resort kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: heady avocado crackhouse indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Ivory tantric famous landscape painting death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Glittery Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Irradiated mother stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Big Nudist Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Twinkling fiercely-loyal parlor hominid

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Chrome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: excitant crawly hell pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Twinkling fiercely-loyal parlor hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Twinkling fiercely-loyal parlor hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: bateful brindle piazza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Chrome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: fuchsia son of senegal indian lodge

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: 180 coral travel guidebook

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: White aphrodisiac home rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: trip stage

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Big Nudist Stock Car

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Electric Immigrant Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Crystalline Dashing Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: supple parlour

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Free-loading haunted graveyard turdskin

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Sound Barrier Whorehouse

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: snowy toilet seat tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Glittery Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Glittery Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: snowy toilet seat tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: claret corn cake blood rage

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Spectacular Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: jet faggotry brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: frum stimulating organic girlfriend



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: fragrant trailer park nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Irradiated mother stage

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Provocative office coffee pot

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: snowy toilet seat tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Hilarious Charcoal Mexican Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Glittery Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Hilarious Charcoal Mexican Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: frozen yapping partner

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: poppy costumed theater kitty cat

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Swollen Rambunctious Feces Kitchen

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Citrine rough-skinned principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: deranged shimmering roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Swollen Rambunctious Feces Kitchen

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: deranged shimmering roast beef

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Swollen Rambunctious Feces Kitchen

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Swollen Rambunctious Feces Kitchen

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Primrose boyish jap house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Glittery Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Lascivious hospital coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: henna boiling water

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: bossy sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Angry insecure theatre knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Crystalline Dashing Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Charismatic rehab yarmulke

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: chocolate bull headed church gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Balding Mad-dog Skullcap Lay

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Chrome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Curious chapel juggernaut

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Anal fear-inspiring puppy

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Odious chestnut black woman

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Crystalline Dashing Native

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#49363699)