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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
Appetizing Dysfunction Goal In Life
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/21/16
...
stimulating travel guidebook
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
Bull headed stead really tough guy
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
Chest-beating violent rehab
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
how old is she
abnormal feces area
  12/21/16
40ish
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
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...
hyperactive legal warrant
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
know-it-all generalized bond
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
Bronze cuckoldry gas station
  12/21/16
cr
Exhilarant codepig fanboi
  12/21/16
Lmao
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/21/16
Nope.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
Loool
Dark vivacious keepsake machete voyeur
  12/21/16
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
know-it-all generalized bond
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
what was her response?
abnormal feces area
  12/21/16
Still waiting
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
...
abnormal feces area
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
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...
abnormal feces area
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https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
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180000000000000
abnormal feces area
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
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...
abnormal feces area
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
Exhilarant codepig fanboi
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
...
abnormal feces area
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
Wonderful Site Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
hahahah
know-it-all generalized bond
  12/22/16
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
White Startling Digit Ratio Knife
  12/22/16
180000
cerise school
  12/22/16
lmaooooo
Citrine azn telephone
  12/22/16
...
indecent boiling water
  12/22/16
180
Charcoal provocative parlor pisswyrm
  12/22/16
180
Hairraiser temple
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
turquoise public bath organic girlfriend
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  04/07/17
lmao
Idiotic vermilion hell nibblets
  10/04/17
...
Puce foreskin abode
  10/04/17
180!!
Startled curious theater
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  09/09/20
...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
purple library
  01/17/21
...
Startled curious theater
  01/17/21
LMAO
Gay Frozen Stain
  11/24/22
180
Duck-like Balding Kitty Cat Place Of Business
  11/24/22
AAA
Adulterous judgmental kitchen
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/21/16
180
Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen
  12/22/16
So prescient
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  12/21/16
180
Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
Clear casino twinkling uncleanness
  12/21/16
...
high-end candlestick maker
  12/21/16
...
disturbing magenta gaming laptop
  12/22/16
LOL
Citrine azn telephone
  12/21/16
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
Aqua Big Party Of The First Part Orchestra Pit
  12/22/16
...
razzmatazz pit chad
  12/22/16
...
Citrine azn telephone
  12/23/16
...
coiffed mahogany son of senegal
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
Mischievous razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  04/15/19
...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  09/09/20
...
Slimy locus multi-billionaire
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
bateful ticket booth
  12/22/16
...
tan center
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
Exhilarant codepig fanboi
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
razzmatazz pit chad
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
filthy jet-lagged theatre kitty
  12/21/16
See op
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
...
abnormal feces area
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
Motley rough-skinned milk
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
Citrine azn telephone
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
know-it-all generalized bond
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen
  12/22/16
lol
jade mood ape
  12/22/16
lol
Citrine azn telephone
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
know-it-all generalized bond
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
know-it-all generalized bond
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
Blue up-to-no-good dopamine plaza
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
Exhilarant codepig fanboi
  12/21/16
Nah
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
...
Citrine azn telephone
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
Ungodly Base Boltzmann
  12/22/16
good times
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
fragrant messiness karate
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
Appetizing Dysfunction Goal In Life
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
Violent supple piazza sweet tailpipe
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
Avocado Mentally Impaired Address Affirmative Action
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
rambunctious dingle berry heaven
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
Vibrant mother fat ankles
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
pics?
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
abnormal feces area
  12/21/16
A few
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
abnormal feces area
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
fragrant messiness karate
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/21/16
...
laughsome chocolate cruise ship
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
Bull headed stead really tough guy
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
out-of-control stag film
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
Silver Athletic Conference Theater Stage
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
Naked carnelian hall
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
topaz seedy corner
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
Pls respond
high-end candlestick maker
  12/22/16
...
Aqua Big Party Of The First Part Orchestra Pit
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
yellow skinny woman
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
Slimy locus multi-billionaire
  12/22/16
great thread
chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret
  12/22/16
...
Naked carnelian hall
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
galvanic masturbator
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
arousing cheese-eating school cafeteria
  12/22/16
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  12/22/16
...
rusted gaping private investor
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
Twisted razzle wagecucks set
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
talking cruel-hearted church building
  12/22/16
...
stimulating travel guidebook
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
Citrine azn telephone
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
bateful ticket booth
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
multi-colored brindle house
  12/22/16
...
mildly autistic autistic step-uncle's house
  12/22/16
...
Citrine azn telephone
  12/22/16
...
at-the-ready people who are hurt
  12/22/16
Lmao
mauve haunting juggernaut whorehouse
  12/22/16
LOL
excitant bright space
  12/22/16
...
bateful ticket booth
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
Hairraiser temple
  12/23/16
...
laughsome chocolate cruise ship
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
Idiotic vermilion hell nibblets
  10/04/17
...
Cracking Poppy New Version
  10/04/17
...
excitant bright space
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
rusted gaping private investor
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
jesus christ
Citrine azn telephone
  12/22/16
...
Bull headed stead really tough guy
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
Racy Shimmering Trump Supporter Stage
  12/22/16
...
razzmatazz pit chad
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
slap-happy tanning salon prole
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
bearded institution bbw
  12/22/16
...
Titillating Chapel Elastic Band
  12/22/16
!!!
Twisted razzle wagecucks set
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
Exhilarant codepig fanboi
  12/22/16
...
pontificating deranged laser beams halford
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
bearded institution bbw
  12/22/16
...
Citrine azn telephone
  12/22/16
...
disturbing magenta gaming laptop
  12/22/16
...
Wonderful Site Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
nighttime lodge
  04/09/17
...
Sinister Domesticated Quadroon Toilet Seat
  10/02/17
Me too
Cracking Poppy New Version
  10/04/17
...
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  09/09/20
...
self-absorbed maroon genital piercing lay
  09/09/20
you don't say
Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
at-the-ready people who are hurt
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
Stubborn harsh state famous landscape painting
  12/22/16
...
mauve haunting juggernaut whorehouse
  12/22/16
...
Hairraiser temple
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
rusted gaping private investor
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
Citrine azn telephone
  12/22/16
jfc
ruddy fluffy antidepressant drug
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
Violent supple piazza sweet tailpipe
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
dashing rigor senate
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
abnormal feces area
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
cerebral pale circlehead
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
cerebral pale circlehead
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
know-it-all generalized bond
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
high-end candlestick maker
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
razzmatazz pit chad
  12/22/16
Lol
massive peach meetinghouse shitlib
  12/22/16
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  12/22/16
Lol
dashing rigor senate
  12/22/16
...
Blue up-to-no-good dopamine plaza
  04/09/17
...
Naked carnelian hall
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
cerise school
  04/09/17
...
tan center
  07/27/17
...
bateful ticket booth
  07/27/17
...
useless dilemma
  10/28/18
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  10/28/18
...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/15/19
...
Duck-like Balding Kitty Cat Place Of Business
  11/24/22
Sad!
greedy comical main people dog poop
  12/22/16
would still bang
talking cruel-hearted church building
  12/22/16
...
Slate station scourge upon the earth
  12/23/16
...
stimulating travel guidebook
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
Burgundy aromatic menage mediation
  12/22/16
3 kids?
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  04/07/17
2 kids
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
Impressive business firm
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
...
Vibrant mother fat ankles
  12/26/16
...
rusted gaping private investor
  12/26/16
...
nighttime lodge
  04/09/17
...
Trip arrogant queen of the night
  08/17/19
...
flesh range
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
filthy jet-lagged theatre kitty
  04/09/17
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  10/02/17
...
apoplectic office
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
irate hospital
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
high-end candlestick maker
  12/22/16
...
abnormal feces area
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
...
Citrine azn telephone
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
histrionic doobsian indian lodge
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
dashing rigor senate
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
narrow-minded swashbuckling box office
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
Citrine azn telephone
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
abnormal feces area
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  04/07/17
DP with toys
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
Titillating Chapel Elastic Band
  12/23/16
...
chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
Hairraiser temple
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
Wonderful Site Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/25/16
...
Citrine azn telephone
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
Wonderful Site Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/26/16
...
purple library
  01/17/21
...
laughsome chocolate cruise ship
  04/07/17
JFC
self-absorbed maroon genital piercing lay
  12/25/16
lol jfc
filthy jet-lagged theatre kitty
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
Citrine azn telephone
  12/25/16
...
Electric plum market
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
Smoky brunch mexican
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
cerebral pale circlehead
  12/26/16
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
Smoky brunch mexican
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
Adventurous spot pozpig
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/07/17
Broken link
Ruby insanely creepy native faggot firefighter
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/07/17
?
Nudist weed whacker
  04/07/17
Fixed it
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
Passionate grizzly windowlicker locale
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
talking cruel-hearted church building
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
talking cruel-hearted church building
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
talking cruel-hearted church building
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/07/17
Enjoy
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  04/07/17
...
laughsome chocolate cruise ship
  04/07/17
link broken bro
boyish mewling resort alpha
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
Adventurous spot pozpig
  04/09/17
...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
filthy jet-lagged theatre kitty
  04/09/17
...
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
Blue up-to-no-good dopamine plaza
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
gold dragon
  04/09/17
TY
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/09/17
...
apoplectic office
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
topaz seedy corner
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
Sooty Shaky Forum
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
topaz seedy corner
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
at-the-ready people who are hurt
  04/11/17
...
cyan filthpig
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
Talented Frum Incel Selfie
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
mind-boggling ceo
  07/27/17
...
apoplectic office
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
Jet thriller corn cake
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  07/27/17
...
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
razzmatazz pit chad
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
bateful ticket booth
  10/02/17
...
hyperactive legal warrant
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/02/17
...
180 fiercely-loyal mental disorder
  10/02/17
Delivered
Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
Sinister Domesticated Quadroon Toilet Seat
  10/02/17
;)
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/02/17
...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/02/17
Update?
translucent boistinker
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
Idiotic vermilion hell nibblets
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
pearl internal respiration
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
Glittery black woman
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/22/17
...
apoplectic office
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
Odious puppy
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  04/05/18
...
bateful ticket booth
  04/05/18
...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  08/17/19
...
walnut contagious macaca blood rage
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
Painfully honest rigpig university
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
Avocado Mentally Impaired Address Affirmative Action
  10/04/18
CR TY
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  01/20/19
180
aquamarine marvelous personal credit line
  04/15/19
...
Slimy locus multi-billionaire
  08/17/19
LOL
Pink Floppy Brethren Property
  11/25/19
lmao
Aphrodisiac trailer park
  11/25/19
lol
Lascivious free-loading roast beef
  09/09/20
...
Soul-stirring infuriating ratface
  09/09/20
...
fantasy-prone striped hyena national
  09/09/20
...
charismatic umber nursing home
  09/11/20
Jfc
Erotic heady parlour idiot
  01/17/21
Lol
Duck-like Balding Kitty Cat Place Of Business
  11/24/22
Update?
Emerald garrison
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
Concupiscible location psychic
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
Concupiscible location psychic
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  09/11/20
tyfys
chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  09/21/20
...
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
Startled curious theater
  01/17/21
What did it say
maize home
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
Gay Frozen Stain
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
Obsidian exciting nowag shrine
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
Pink Floppy Brethren Property
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
Navy Indirect Expression
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
aquamarine marvelous personal credit line
  11/24/22
...
Beady-eyed Field
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
stimulating travel guidebook
  11/24/22
...
Gay Frozen Stain
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
claret beta hunting ground friendly grandma
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
slippery principal's office legend
  11/24/22
...
soggy church
  11/24/22
...
Vigorous cordovan partner coffee pot
  11/24/22
what a chad
talking cruel-hearted church building
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
Alcoholic sticky background story den
  11/24/22
...
submissive toaster
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
Duck-like Balding Kitty Cat Place Of Business
  11/24/22
I love this thread
bateful ticket booth
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25
180 even without the nudes
Begs the Jewish Question
  08/26/25


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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Dysfunction Goal In Life

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: stimulating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Bull headed stead really tough guy

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030257)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating violent rehab

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: abnormal feces area

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201771)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201786)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201775)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: know-it-all generalized bond

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201778)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Bronze cuckoldry gas station

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201779)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant codepig fanboi

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201791)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201793)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201815)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Dark vivacious keepsake machete voyeur

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201831)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201838)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: know-it-all generalized bond

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201851)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: abnormal feces area

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201867)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: abnormal feces area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201947)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202002)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: abnormal feces area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202011)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: abnormal feces area

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202073)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202092)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: abnormal feces area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202111)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant codepig fanboi

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202122)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202190)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: abnormal feces area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202195)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202200)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202209)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202217)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Wonderful Site Mad-dog Skullcap

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208364)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202253)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: know-it-all generalized bond

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202282)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: White Startling Digit Ratio Knife

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202824)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: cerise school

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32203956)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Citrine azn telephone

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: indecent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32205745)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Charcoal provocative parlor pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208901)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214454)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: turquoise public bath organic girlfriend

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32234117)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014154)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Idiotic vermilion hell nibblets

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370305)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Puce foreskin abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370315)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Startled curious theater

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37111138)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891406)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40893306)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: purple library

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41769946)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Startled curious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41769992)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Gay Frozen Stain

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540052)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Duck-like Balding Kitty Cat Place Of Business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540465)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Adulterous judgmental kitchen

AAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540582)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202202)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204101)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208814)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202115)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204096)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Clear casino twinkling uncleanness

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202024)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: high-end candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202037)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: disturbing magenta gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209028)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202075)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: Aqua Big Party Of The First Part Orchestra Pit

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202768)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208961)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214198)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: coiffed mahogany son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32246753)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: Mischievous razzle-dazzle sanctuary

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38090524)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891227)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Slimy locus multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201967)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: tan center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32234107)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant codepig fanboi

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201806)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit chad

Jfc i just threw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201843)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: filthy jet-lagged theatre kitty

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: abnormal feces area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201903)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Motley rough-skinned milk

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201928)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone

http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animals/turkey/@@download/image/turkey.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201935)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201968)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201915)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201932)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201950)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: know-it-all generalized bond

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204112)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: jade mood ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204229)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201991)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: know-it-all generalized bond

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: know-it-all generalized bond

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202173)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Blue up-to-no-good dopamine plaza

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892130)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant codepig fanboi

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201966)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201993)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202015)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Ungodly Base Boltzmann

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204670)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202033)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: fragrant messiness karate

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202012)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Appetizing Dysfunction Goal In Life

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202835)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Violent supple piazza sweet tailpipe

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32205065)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014131)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Avocado Mentally Impaired Address Affirmative Action

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891424)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: rambunctious dingle berry heaven

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201973)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Vibrant mother fat ankles

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: abnormal feces area

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202004)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: abnormal feces area

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: fragrant messiness karate

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: laughsome chocolate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014226)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Bull headed stead really tough guy

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: out-of-control stag film

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: Silver Athletic Conference Theater Stage

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202725)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Naked carnelian hall

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: topaz seedy corner

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202739)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: high-end candlestick maker

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202764)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: Aqua Big Party Of The First Part Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202789)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: yellow skinny woman

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: Slimy locus multi-billionaire

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32203985)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Naked carnelian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33473870)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: galvanic masturbator

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32203999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: arousing cheese-eating school cafeteria

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204087)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204092)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: rusted gaping private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204114)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Twisted razzle wagecucks set

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: talking cruel-hearted church building

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204308)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: stimulating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: multi-colored brindle house

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: mildly autistic autistic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204699)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Citrine azn telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204926)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208647)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: mauve haunting juggernaut whorehouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208706)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: excitant bright space

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209616)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209623)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser temple

the fabric of our lives ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214480)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: laughsome chocolate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014235)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Idiotic vermilion hell nibblets

i fucking love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370316)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Cracking Poppy New Version



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: excitant bright space



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: rusted gaping private investor

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32207852)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208401)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Bull headed stead really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030267)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Racy Shimmering Trump Supporter Stage

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208452)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208988)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: slap-happy tanning salon prole

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32204669)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: bearded institution bbw

Urbanbaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32207894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Titillating Chapel Elastic Band



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Twisted razzle wagecucks set

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208940)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant codepig fanboi

i just realized i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208629)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: pontificating deranged laser beams halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: bearded institution bbw

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209018)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: disturbing magenta gaming laptop



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Wonderful Site Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: nighttime lodge

Jesus. . What did I just see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030218)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Sinister Domesticated Quadroon Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352046)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Cracking Poppy New Version

Me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370437)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891408)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: self-absorbed maroon genital piercing lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891667)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready people who are hurt

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208639)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: Stubborn harsh state famous landscape painting

Bridge too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208653)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: mauve haunting juggernaut whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208710)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214488)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: rusted gaping private investor

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208673)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208823)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: ruddy fluffy antidepressant drug

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208872)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Violent supple piazza sweet tailpipe

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208891)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: dashing rigor senate

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: abnormal feces area

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208898)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: cerebral pale circlehead

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: cerebral pale circlehead

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208907)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209034)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: know-it-all generalized bond

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208919)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: high-end candlestick maker

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208935)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029804)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit chad

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: massive peach meetinghouse shitlib

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209032)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: dashing rigor senate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209750)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Blue up-to-no-good dopamine plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029995)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Naked carnelian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030009)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: cerise school

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030266)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: tan center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865231)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33866957)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: useless dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37110934)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37111275)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38090502)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: Duck-like Balding Kitty Cat Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: greedy comical main people dog poop

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209026)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: talking cruel-hearted church building

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209134)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Slate station scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214512)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: stimulating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540149)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Burgundy aromatic menage mediation

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209366)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014183)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014221)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Impressive business firm

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Vibrant mother fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32234082)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: rusted gaping private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32234095)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: nighttime lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030220)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: Trip arrogant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38699877)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: flesh range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892059)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: filthy jet-lagged theatre kitty

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030105)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: apoplectic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986716)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: irate hospital

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: high-end candlestick maker

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32208942)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: abnormal feces area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209569)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209620)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: histrionic doobsian indian lodge

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: dashing rigor senate

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded swashbuckling box office

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214192)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: abnormal feces area

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014195)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214222)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Titillating Chapel Elastic Band

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214435)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32246768)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser temple

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Wonderful Site Mad-dog Skullcap

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230570)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Site Mad-dog Skullcap

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32233994)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: purple library



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: laughsome chocolate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014273)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed maroon genital piercing lay

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230294)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: filthy jet-lagged theatre kitty

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230304)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Citrine azn telephone

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32230571)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Electric plum market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32233875)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Smoky brunch mexican

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32246782)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014105)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902643)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: cerebral pale circlehead

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32234002)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32246766)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Smoky brunch mexican

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: Adventurous spot pozpig

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Ruby insanely creepy native faggot firefighter

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014128)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Nudist weed whacker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014121)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Passionate grizzly windowlicker locale

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014143)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: talking cruel-hearted church building

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014172)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: talking cruel-hearted church building

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: talking cruel-hearted church building

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: laughsome chocolate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33014284)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: boyish mewling resort alpha

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: Adventurous spot pozpig

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: filthy jet-lagged theatre kitty

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Blue up-to-no-good dopamine plaza

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: gold dragon

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: apoplectic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: topaz seedy corner

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Sooty Shaky Forum

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: topaz seedy corner

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready people who are hurt

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: cyan filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Talented Frum Incel Selfie

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling ceo

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: apoplectic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Jet thriller corn cake

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz pit chad

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: hyperactive legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: 180 fiercely-loyal mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Crimson Stirring Community Account Liquid Oxygen

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Sinister Domesticated Quadroon Toilet Seat

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: translucent boistinker

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Idiotic vermilion hell nibblets

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: pearl internal respiration

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Glittery black woman

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: apoplectic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Odious puppy

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: walnut contagious macaca blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Painfully honest rigpig university

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Avocado Mentally Impaired Address Affirmative Action

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: aquamarine marvelous personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: Slimy locus multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Pink Floppy Brethren Property

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac trailer park

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Lascivious free-loading roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring infuriating ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: fantasy-prone striped hyena national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: charismatic umber nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: Erotic heady parlour idiot

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: Duck-like Balding Kitty Cat Place Of Business

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Emerald garrison

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible location psychic

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible location psychic

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: chartreuse hot bawdyhouse regret

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: Startled curious theater

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: maize home

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: Gay Frozen Stain

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Obsidian exciting nowag shrine

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Pink Floppy Brethren Property

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Navy Indirect Expression

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: aquamarine marvelous personal credit line

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: stimulating travel guidebook

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Gay Frozen Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: claret beta hunting ground friendly grandma

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: slippery principal's office legend

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author: soggy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540451)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: Vigorous cordovan partner coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: talking cruel-hearted church building

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic sticky background story den

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: submissive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540120)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Duck-like Balding Kitty Cat Place Of Business

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: bateful ticket booth

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#49213004)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Begs the Jewish Question

180 even without the nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2],#49214733)