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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
histrionic factory reset button
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Claret digit ratio
  07/20/17
Waddled here
boyish meetinghouse
  07/20/17
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histrionic factory reset button
  07/20/17
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motley senate mood
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
Marvelous faggotry kitty cat
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
boyish meetinghouse
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Wild up-to-no-good business firm trump supporter
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
boyish meetinghouse
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
insecure cuck feces
  10/18/21
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coral big-titted plaza roast beef
  07/20/17
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Zippy gaping
  07/20/17
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Arousing magenta chapel
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Zippy gaping
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
Infuriating cuckold karate
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Cracking Canary Goal In Life Clown
  07/20/17
Titcq
motley senate mood
  07/20/17
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Shimmering brethren
  03/02/18
Yes.
histrionic factory reset button
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
supple red institution hairy legs
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
swashbuckling blood rage
  07/20/17
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Cordovan Fortuitous Meteor Home
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
Infuriating cuckold karate
  07/20/17
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histrionic factory reset button
  08/01/17
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Cordovan Fortuitous Meteor Home
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
boyish meetinghouse
  08/01/17
...
histrionic factory reset button
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
contagious associate ceo
  09/18/17
cq
Milky set filthpig
  09/18/17
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Arrogant Talented State
  09/04/21
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histrionic factory reset button
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
rough-skinned azure philosopher-king
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
histrionic factory reset button
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Cracking Canary Goal In Life Clown
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
histrionic factory reset button
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Learning Disabled Range
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Cracking Canary Goal In Life Clown
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Milky set filthpig
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
Offensive Coffee Pot
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
Awkward Yellow Stead
  03/02/18
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histrionic factory reset button
  07/24/18
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histrionic factory reset button
  02/19/19
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histrionic factory reset button
  10/31/19
id do this for free
supple red institution hairy legs
  10/31/19
...
ungodly church building
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
vermilion jap
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
razzle cyan hominid nursing home
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Arrogant Talented State
  09/04/21
...
boyish meetinghouse
  06/18/25
...
histrionic factory reset button
  10/18/21
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ungodly church building
  06/23/22
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ungodly church building
  12/14/23
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ungodly church building
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
Silver temple
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
Aphrodisiac house
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
boyish meetinghouse
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: histrionic factory reset button

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Claret digit ratio

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: boyish meetinghouse

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: motley senate mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Marvelous faggotry kitty cat

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: boyish meetinghouse

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Wild up-to-no-good business firm trump supporter

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: boyish meetinghouse

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: insecure cuck feces

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: coral big-titted plaza roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Zippy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Arousing magenta chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Zippy gaping

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Infuriating cuckold karate

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Cracking Canary Goal In Life Clown

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: motley senate mood

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Shimmering brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: supple red institution hairy legs

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling blood rage

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Cordovan Fortuitous Meteor Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Infuriating cuckold karate

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Cordovan Fortuitous Meteor Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: boyish meetinghouse

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: contagious associate ceo

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Milky set filthpig

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Arrogant Talented State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned azure philosopher-king

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Cracking Canary Goal In Life Clown

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Range

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Cracking Canary Goal In Life Clown

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Milky set filthpig

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Offensive Coffee Pot

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Awkward Yellow Stead

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: supple red institution hairy legs

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: ungodly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: vermilion jap

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: razzle cyan hominid nursing home

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Arrogant Talented State

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: boyish meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: histrionic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: ungodly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: ungodly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: ungodly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Silver temple

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac house

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: boyish meetinghouse

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027937)