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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Maize mental disorder
  07/20/17
Waddled here
umber appetizing gaping station
  07/20/17
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cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  07/20/17
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Glittery Cruel-hearted Yarmulke
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
laughsome magical boiling water
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
umber appetizing gaping station
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Wine address pozpig
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
umber appetizing gaping station
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
Onyx cruise ship ceo
  10/18/21
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Cocky Locale
  07/20/17
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apoplectic hunting ground house
  07/20/17
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Know-it-all tanning salon
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
apoplectic hunting ground house
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
Claret angry abode
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
wonderful jade goyim skinny woman
  07/20/17
Titcq
Glittery Cruel-hearted Yarmulke
  07/20/17
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buck-toothed home
  03/02/18
Yes.
cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Chrome Thriller Spot Pistol
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
Titillating field
  07/20/17
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Medicated Indian Lodge Jap
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
Claret angry abode
  07/20/17
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cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  08/01/17
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Medicated Indian Lodge Jap
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
umber appetizing gaping station
  08/01/17
...
cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Bateful coldplay fan
  09/18/17
cq
honey-headed comical kitty philosopher-king
  09/18/17
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dashing effete friendly grandma
  09/04/21
...
cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
motley sick electric furnace incel
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
wonderful jade goyim skinny woman
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
balding fiercely-loyal chapel
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
wonderful jade goyim skinny woman
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
honey-headed comical kitty philosopher-king
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
supple market newt
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
Bat-shit-crazy reading party
  03/02/18
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cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  07/24/18
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cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  02/19/19
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cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  10/31/19
id do this for free
Chrome Thriller Spot Pistol
  10/31/19
...
Fishy trust fund
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Ivory up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe temple
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
charismatic antidepressant drug dragon
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
dashing effete friendly grandma
  09/04/21
...
umber appetizing gaping station
  06/18/25
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cowardly pearly mad cow disease
  10/18/21
...
Fishy trust fund
  06/23/22
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Fishy trust fund
  12/14/23
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Fishy trust fund
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
scarlet headpube brunch
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
spruce arousing business firm
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
umber appetizing gaping station
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Maize mental disorder

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: umber appetizing gaping station

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Glittery Cruel-hearted Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: laughsome magical boiling water

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: umber appetizing gaping station

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Wine address pozpig

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: umber appetizing gaping station

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Onyx cruise ship ceo

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Cocky Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: apoplectic hunting ground house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Know-it-all tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: apoplectic hunting ground house

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Claret angry abode

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: wonderful jade goyim skinny woman

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Glittery Cruel-hearted Yarmulke

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Chrome Thriller Spot Pistol

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Titillating field

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Medicated Indian Lodge Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Claret angry abode

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Medicated Indian Lodge Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: umber appetizing gaping station

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: honey-headed comical kitty philosopher-king

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: dashing effete friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: motley sick electric furnace incel

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: wonderful jade goyim skinny woman

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: balding fiercely-loyal chapel

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: wonderful jade goyim skinny woman

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: honey-headed comical kitty philosopher-king

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: supple market newt

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy reading party

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Chrome Thriller Spot Pistol

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Fishy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Ivory up-to-no-good sweet tailpipe temple

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: charismatic antidepressant drug dragon

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: dashing effete friendly grandma

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: umber appetizing gaping station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: cowardly pearly mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Fishy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Fishy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Fishy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: scarlet headpube brunch

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: spruce arousing business firm

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: umber appetizing gaping station

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2],#49027937)