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ITT We come up with striver job titles/descriptions contrast w/ the real jerb

Example: Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)...
Passionate internet-worthy dopamine
  01/27/18
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Fuchsia Pungent Market Degenerate
  01/27/18
lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)
aggressive cracking sanctuary
  01/27/18
Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of...
Passionate internet-worthy dopamine
  01/27/18
...
Vibrant stock car
  01/27/18
...
exhilarant alpha coldplay fan
  01/27/18
...
Underhanded Narrow-minded Reading Party Indirect Expression
  01/27/18
...
tripping station
  01/27/18
Product owner (lower upper middle manager)
nubile razzle-dazzle ape codepig
  01/27/18
Legal Ninja (huge faggot)
Passionate internet-worthy dopamine
  01/27/18
HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quo...
Underhanded Narrow-minded Reading Party Indirect Expression
  01/27/18
Contributing Editor (blogging intern)
nubile razzle-dazzle ape codepig
  01/27/18
General Counsel You are in fact not a general.
exhilarant alpha coldplay fan
  01/27/18
Program Specialist (data entry clerk)
nubile razzle-dazzle ape codepig
  01/27/18
Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly ...
tantric therapy
  01/27/18
Articling student (temporary slave labourer)
Fuchsia Pungent Market Degenerate
  01/27/18
Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)
nubile razzle-dazzle ape codepig
  01/27/18
Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)
Fuchsia Pungent Market Degenerate
  01/27/18
Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)
ruddy school
  01/27/18
Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers w...
Passionate internet-worthy dopamine
  01/27/18
Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)
Underhanded Narrow-minded Reading Party Indirect Expression
  01/27/18
...
Passionate internet-worthy dopamine
  08/12/24
...
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  08/08/25


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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Passionate internet-worthy dopamine

Example:

Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252234)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Fuchsia Pungent Market Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252455)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: aggressive cracking sanctuary

lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252243)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Passionate internet-worthy dopamine

Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of being a black woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252244)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Vibrant stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252255)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: exhilarant alpha coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252360)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Underhanded Narrow-minded Reading Party Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252378)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: tripping station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252483)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: nubile razzle-dazzle ape codepig

Product owner (lower upper middle manager)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252253)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Passionate internet-worthy dopamine

Legal Ninja (huge faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252306)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Underhanded Narrow-minded Reading Party Indirect Expression

HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quotient)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252320)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: nubile razzle-dazzle ape codepig

Contributing Editor (blogging intern)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252346)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: exhilarant alpha coldplay fan

General Counsel

You are in fact not a general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252376)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: nubile razzle-dazzle ape codepig

Program Specialist (data entry clerk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252453)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: tantric therapy

Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly sandwiches to luncheons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252464)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Fuchsia Pungent Market Degenerate

Articling student (temporary slave labourer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252468)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: nubile razzle-dazzle ape codepig

Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252470)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Fuchsia Pungent Market Degenerate

Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252480)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: ruddy school

Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252481)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Passionate internet-worthy dopamine

Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers who are doing the work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252499)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Underhanded Narrow-minded Reading Party Indirect Expression

Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252532)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: Passionate internet-worthy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#47956914)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#49168067)