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Opaque irradiated chapel
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
orange duck-like den
  06/22/18
CR friend
Opaque irradiated chapel
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
orange duck-like den
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
Opaque irradiated chapel
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
orange duck-like den
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
insecure umber hissy fit roast beef
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
orange duck-like den
  06/22/18
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domesticated garrison people who are hurt
  05/23/25
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180 fanboi whorehouse
  06/22/18
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odious ceo
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
arousing heaven nibblets
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
lavender vigorous gaping trump supporter
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
Hairless canary mother
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
lavender vigorous gaping trump supporter
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
orange duck-like den
  06/22/18
20 MHz
medicated toaster
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
insecure umber hissy fit roast beef
  06/22/18
Good God
Floppy Set
  06/22/18
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medicated toaster
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
Opaque irradiated chapel
  06/22/18
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insecure umber hissy fit roast beef
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
insecure umber hissy fit roast beef
  06/22/18
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at-the-ready athletic conference temple
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
insecure umber hissy fit roast beef
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
insecure umber hissy fit roast beef
  06/25/18
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domesticated garrison people who are hurt
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
Blathering trip puppy cumskin
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
Razzle-dazzle Theatre Dingle Berry
  06/22/18
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Brindle hideous indian lodge persian
  06/25/18
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heady azure reading party
  10/05/18
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iridescent bateful address
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
Bossy Bistre Stead Filthpig
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
swashbuckling step-uncle's house
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Opaque irradiated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: orange duck-like den

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: Opaque irradiated chapel

CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289361)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: orange duck-like den

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Opaque irradiated chapel

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: orange duck-like den

Fuck you i quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290443)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: insecure umber hissy fit roast beef

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: orange duck-like den

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: domesticated garrison people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#48956363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: 180 fanboi whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: odious ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: arousing heaven nibblets

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: lavender vigorous gaping trump supporter

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Hairless canary mother

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: lavender vigorous gaping trump supporter

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: orange duck-like den

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: medicated toaster

20 MHz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36289374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: insecure umber hissy fit roast beef

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Floppy Set

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: medicated toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36294066)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Opaque irradiated chapel

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: insecure umber hissy fit roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290438)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: insecure umber hissy fit roast beef

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready athletic conference temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36294349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: insecure umber hissy fit roast beef

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: insecure umber hissy fit roast beef

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: domesticated garrison people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#48956287)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Blathering trip puppy cumskin

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Theatre Dingle Berry

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Brindle hideous indian lodge persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36308689)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: heady azure reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#36964372)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: iridescent bateful address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#48956294)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Bossy Bistre Stead Filthpig

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling step-uncle's house

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2],#48956365)