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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
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(((crows)))
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
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Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
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Wow! Prophetic.
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Lilac Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Electric pungent sex offender plaza

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Lilac Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Umber piazza pisswyrm

(((crows)))

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: coral theatre halford

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: yellow newt



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Bateful primrose corner personal credit line



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: concupiscible affirmative action



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: angry french point jewess



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: vermilion marketing idea nursing home

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: dark telephone stag film



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: scarlet misanthropic associate prole



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: peach french chef school

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: yellow newt



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: talented glassy roommate boiling water



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Office Shitlib

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Marvelous thirsty lay voyeur



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Bateful primrose corner personal credit line



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: trip theater stage antidepressant drug



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: trip theater stage antidepressant drug



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Electric pungent sex offender plaza

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: trip theater stage antidepressant drug

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: trip theater stage antidepressant drug

God I fucking hate you

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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: trip theater stage antidepressant drug

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: trip theater stage antidepressant drug

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: trip theater stage antidepressant drug

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Burgundy wagecucks death wish

Wow! Prophetic.

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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Burgundy wagecucks death wish



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: idiotic church

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed whorehouse

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Filthy infuriating temple



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: galvanic ultramarine orchestra pit

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: stirring theater cuckold

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: naked gas station fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Filthy infuriating temple

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: vigorous philosopher-king

lol johnsmeyer

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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: vermilion marketing idea nursing home

This needs a vocaroo

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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: coral theatre halford

Coincidence that crows are black?

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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Stubborn Cerebral National

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: trip theater stage antidepressant drug



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2],#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: idiotic church

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Balding chrome sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Turquoise codepig base

Nice bump. It remains true

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Author: Candy Ride



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