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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I fi...
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Talented Orange Point
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180! Especially liked the legal analysis.
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Lost it at extra large tampons
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“This got me furious bros.”
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I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from Cal...
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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180
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Bat-shit-crazy dragon
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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Tantric Hospital Nowag
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This is hilarious.
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Me
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flw
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: topaz associate brethren

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: translucent macaca locus



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac yapping degenerate

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: Crusty pistol multi-billionaire



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: carnelian school cafeteria

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Shaky useless native organic girlfriend

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Crusty pistol multi-billionaire

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: lilac gunner masturbator

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: maize station

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring principal's office



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Arousing Spruce Sweet Tailpipe

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: heady zippy mexican



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Lascivious onyx partner clown

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: topaz associate brethren



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: Insane twisted nursing home stock car



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Pearl beady-eyed azn newt

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: topaz associate brethren



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Tantric Hospital Nowag



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: carnelian school cafeteria

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Insane twisted nursing home stock car



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Supple Rehab Lettuce



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: bearded temple

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: topaz associate brethren

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Supple Rehab Lettuce

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Pearl beady-eyed azn newt

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: autistic sound barrier center



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: topaz associate brethren



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Insane twisted nursing home stock car



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: topaz associate brethren



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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