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Galileo still makes me LOL

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a pe...
sooty electric pisswyrm
  12/13/21
Do you know what the Moon is?
unhinged becky
  12/13/21
a hologram of a piece of cheese
flesh bateful indian lodge
  12/13/21
It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien...
unhinged becky
  12/14/21
JFC
Sapphire lay
  06/13/22
like a larger Israel?
Thriller Crimson Pocket Flask Cruise Ship
  06/13/22
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=5...
sooty electric pisswyrm
  12/13/21
"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT." Are you sure?
Emerald sanctuary trust fund
  12/13/21
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rough-skinned associate
  12/13/21
Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put t...
sooty electric pisswyrm
  12/13/21
He died a prisoner under house arrest
rough-skinned associate
  12/13/21
After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Ar...
sooty electric pisswyrm
  12/13/21
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flesh bateful indian lodge
  12/14/21
PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.
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rough-skinned associate
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Bespoke boltzmann
  12/14/21
uh yes
flesh bateful indian lodge
  12/14/21
Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes a...
stirring misanthropic coffee pot french chef
  12/13/21
They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't un...
sooty electric pisswyrm
  12/14/21
Eppur si muove
aphrodisiac twinkling meetinghouse goyim
  12/14/21
(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)
federal dingle berry chapel
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sooty electric pisswyrm
  12/14/21
Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying &...
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  12/14/21
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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:01 PM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm

So back in medieval times, people believed the moon was a perfect, unblemished sphere. They didn't actually know wtf the moon even was, but they figured whatever it was, it was put there by God, and God wouldn't put anything up in the heavens that wasn't a perfectly smooth, round object.

So Galileo makes this device that lets anyone see the surface of the moon, and the first thing you see is that it's a pockmarked unholy mess of craters and mountains and other surface disturbances. All totally random, so symmetry whatsoever.

This made church officials MAF but what could they do? He wasn't pointing to some words on paper or describing a heretical concept. He just made this thing that let you look at the moon and see how fucked up it was. MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605269)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: unhinged becky

Do you know what the Moon is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605300)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: flesh bateful indian lodge

a hologram of a piece of cheese

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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: unhinged becky

It’s a hollow artificial alien satellite full of alien mind control human research farm technology that can program NPCs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43607126)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Sapphire lay

JFC

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Date: June 13th, 2022 1:15 AM
Author: Thriller Crimson Pocket Flask Cruise Ship

like a larger Israel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#44673679)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3285585&mc=56&forum_id=2#30929460

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605309)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:07 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary trust fund

"MAF catholics couldn't do SHIT."

Are you sure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605310)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned associate



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm

Yes. For some reason there are people who think he was put to death but he lived a natural life and died at 77. His works were temporarily banned, but the fact is you could look through a telescope and just SEE he was right. Furthermore there was yuge demand for telescopes as soon as he invented them, so it's not like he wasn't busy. Every ship's captain wanted one of dem things, not to mention kings and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605358)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned associate

He died a prisoner under house arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605405)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm

After a period with the friendly Ascanio Piccolomini (the Archbishop of Siena), Galileo was allowed to return to his villa at Arcetri near Florence in 1634, where he spent part of his life under house arrest. Galileo was ordered to read the Seven Penitential Psalms once a week for the next three years. However, his daughter Maria Celeste relieved him of the burden after securing ecclesiastical permission to take it upon herself.[154]

It was while Galileo was under house arrest that he dedicated his time to one of his finest works, Two New Sciences. Here he summarised work he had done some forty years earlier, on the two sciences now called kinematics and strength of materials, published in Holland to avoid the censor. This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.[155]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605424)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: flesh bateful indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43607140)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: nofapping multi-billionaire degenerate

PS: This book was highly praised by Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43607180)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: federal dingle berry chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43607209)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: rough-skinned associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43610337)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: pink cheese-eating casino reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43980149)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:34 AM
Author: Bespoke boltzmann



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Date: December 14th, 2021 10:49 AM
Author: flesh bateful indian lodge

uh yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43607149)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: stirring misanthropic coffee pot french chef

Lol. Can’t you see the black marks on it w your eyes anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605393)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm

They thought it was a "pearl." It's color isn't uniform but they figured it was still spherical and smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605742)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 12:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac twinkling meetinghouse goyim

Eppur si muove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43605790)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 11:00 AM
Author: federal dingle berry chapel

(Robert Bellarmine, fuming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43607241)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 5:02 PM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43609037)



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Date: December 14th, 2021 9:38 PM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm

Bump for someone handing this thing to the pope and saying "here, take a look."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43610388)



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Date: February 16th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#43980064)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:55 AM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: sooty electric pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4984747&forum_id=2],#49103471)