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can someone elaborate on exactly what/who a patagonia brewery dad is
| Honey-headed cerebral ladyboy | 02/20/22 |
| Razzmatazz Bearded Reading Party Garrison | 02/20/22 |
| angry love of her life digit ratio | 02/21/22 |
| Bespoke Contagious Jewess | 02/22/22 |
| Motley rebellious national background story | 02/22/22 |
| chest-beating hall | 02/22/22 |
| awkward tanning salon | 02/22/22 |
| stimulating obsidian party of the first part stage | 02/22/22 |
| talented brilliant abode | 02/23/22 |
| Electric forum people who are hurt | 03/08/22 |
| awkward tanning salon | 01/09/23 |
| Honey-headed cerebral ladyboy | 02/21/22 |
| seedy low-t piazza | 02/21/22 |
| angry love of her life digit ratio | 02/21/22 |
| Motley rebellious national background story | 02/22/22 |
| seedy low-t piazza | 02/22/22 |
| chest-beating hall | 02/22/22 |
| angry love of her life digit ratio | 02/22/22 |
| tantric sienna station | 02/23/22 |
| Glittery Demanding Gas Station Coffee Pot | 03/08/22 |
| Glittery Demanding Gas Station Coffee Pot | 01/09/23 |
| Bespoke Contagious Jewess | 02/22/22 |
| chest-beating hall | 02/22/22 |
| Drunken buff library | 02/22/22 |
| talented brilliant abode | 02/23/22 |
| Mustard impertinent hunting ground orchestra pit | 02/22/22 |
| seedy low-t piazza | 02/22/22 |
| Drunken buff library | 02/22/22 |
| seedy low-t piazza | 02/22/22 |
| Drunken buff library | 02/22/22 |
| angry love of her life digit ratio | 02/22/22 |
| chest-beating hall | 02/23/22 |
| Bespoke Contagious Jewess | 02/22/22 |
| angry love of her life digit ratio | 02/22/22 |
| tantric sienna station | 02/23/22 |
| hairless garnet half-breed multi-billionaire | 02/23/22 |
| Fear-inspiring tattoo indian lodge | 02/23/22 |
| frozen gay wizard hissy fit | 02/23/22 |
| Glittery Demanding Gas Station Coffee Pot | 03/08/22 |
| drab stead roast beef | 02/22/22 |
| sticky arousing area | 02/22/22 |
| seedy low-t piazza | 02/22/22 |
| sticky arousing area | 02/22/22 |
| seedy low-t piazza | 02/22/22 |
| Hairraiser locale | 02/22/22 |
| drab stead roast beef | 02/22/22 |
| vibrant jew | 02/22/22 |
| drab stead roast beef | 02/22/22 |
| awkward tanning salon | 02/22/22 |
| sticky arousing area | 02/23/22 |
| frozen gay wizard hissy fit | 02/23/22 |
| medicated cumskin degenerate | 03/08/22 |
| ivory slippery messiness whorehouse | 02/22/22 |
| maize pistol pervert | 02/22/22 |
| Provocative institution | 02/23/22 |
| Odious death wish kitchen | 02/23/22 |
| Provocative institution | 02/23/22 |
| maize pistol pervert | 02/23/22 |
| exciting metal native kitty | 02/22/22 |
| Fear-inspiring tattoo indian lodge | 02/23/22 |
| Fear-inspiring tattoo indian lodge | 02/23/22 |
| chest-beating hall | 02/23/22 |
| Bespoke Contagious Jewess | 02/23/22 |
| appetizing gay shitlib | 03/08/22 |
| Racy Potus | 12/03/22 |
| big violet keepsake machete | 04/02/23 |
| A Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/02/25 |
| talented brilliant abode | 02/23/22 |
| sticky arousing area | 02/23/22 |
| dashing church nowag | 03/08/22 |
| Lascivious locus famous landscape painting | 03/08/22 |
| Red filthy market mad cow disease | 03/08/22 |
| Glittery Demanding Gas Station Coffee Pot | 03/08/22 |
| hyperactive aqua genital piercing | 03/08/22 |
| awkward tanning salon | 01/09/23 |
| sticky arousing area | 12/03/22 |
| sticky arousing area | 12/12/24 |
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| lfo | 10/02/25 |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 4:25 PM Author: Honey-headed cerebral ladyboy describe this character, worried I am him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#43999519) |
Date: February 20th, 2022 4:37 PM Author: Razzmatazz Bearded Reading Party Garrison nothing wrong with dressing comfortably and warm while on the patio drinking some locally brewed IPAs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#43999595) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: angry love of her life digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44002578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: Bespoke Contagious Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008728) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Motley rebellious national background story yeah but fuck patagonia and their shitlib ideals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008730) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: chest-beating hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008732) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM Author: awkward tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008905) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:51 PM Author: stimulating obsidian party of the first part stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011687) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: talented brilliant abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015813) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:13 AM Author: Electric forum people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44107078) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:04 AM Author: awkward tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#45763098) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:14 AM Author: Honey-headed cerebral ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44002552) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:16 AM Author: seedy low-t piazza He calls soccer “futbol” and he does it with a respectful accent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44002561) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: angry love of her life digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44002580) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Motley rebellious national background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008731) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: seedy low-t piazza He drives a Volo XC90. He optioned front and rear mudflaps "in case I go off-roading." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008725) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: chest-beating hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008734) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: angry love of her life digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011516) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: tantric sienna station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015701) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: Glittery Demanding Gas Station Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44106002) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: Glittery Demanding Gas Station Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#45763093) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: Bespoke Contagious Jewess He brings his kids to the brewery and awkwardly tries to talk to the bartender about the different beers (trying to impress with his beer knowledge but the bartender just thinks he’s annoying) while his wife sits at the table with the kids snarfing down nachoes from a food truck parked outside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008738) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:40 AM Author: chest-beating hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008782) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:43 AM Author: Drunken buff library MODS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: talented brilliant abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015814) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:44 AM Author: Mustard impertinent hunting ground orchestra pit How does he feel about masks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008806) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:45 AM Author: seedy low-t piazza In his long-running text chat with his "bros" from undergrad he shits on them mercilessly. But when he meets a neighborhood dad later that night, they're both masked up and talk about how important it is to "respect the science." He always carries an extra mask in the pocket of his Patagonia, "just in case." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008812) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Drunken buff library after 15 minutes of conversation and glances over his shoulder to make sure his wife isn't watching, both simultaneously remove their masks with audible sighs of relief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008825) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:48 AM Author: seedy low-t piazza Importantly, this is all taking place outside on an otherwise empty neighborhood street corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008829) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:55 AM Author: Drunken buff library JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008862) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: angry love of her life digit ratio Lmao at this “planet” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011512) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: chest-beating hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015693) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:53 AM Author: Bespoke Contagious Jewess Finds them really annoying and uncomfortable but is scared of being reprimanded by anyone (especially his wife) for not wearing one, so he’s almost always masked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44008853) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: angry love of her life digit ratio Ljl… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011515) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: tantric sienna station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015698) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:54 AM Author: hairless garnet half-breed multi-billionaire Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015810) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Fear-inspiring tattoo indian lodge "Better safe than sorry! Have you seen the recent numbers?" (read this with in up-talk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015704) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:30 AM Author: frozen gay wizard hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015712) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: Glittery Demanding Gas Station Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44105997) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: drab stead roast beef on an endless search for novelty. basically the dude from quantum leap, but he travels from brewpub to brewpub seeking chill patio vibes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011518) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:21 PM Author: sticky arousing area He's got this really incredible dark roast coffee you should try, he uses a French press but only on the weekends because it's too much of a hassle during the week, otherwise he mostly settles for the Keurigs at the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011520) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:23 PM Author: seedy low-t piazza mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011528) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: sticky arousing area Otherwise he's got an old school Nalgene with 13.1 sticker on the side. Knows that hydration is one of the most underrated things about staying healthy. He'll tell you about it sometime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011546) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: seedy low-t piazza wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011554) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Hairraiser locale nothing wrong with a well-hydrated patagonia dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011555) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:27 PM Author: drab stead roast beef nalgenes are all in a landfill mate leeching plastics is no bueno. strictly hydroflask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011560) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: vibrant jew Patatgonia clothes are also made of plastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011696) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:54 PM Author: drab stead roast beef they havent made that connection yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011709) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM Author: awkward tanning salon not flame I bought a "glass water bottle" last weekend that had this rubber case around it to protect it. Literally bought it, drove home, and as I was getting out of my car, with the tags still on it, dropped the fucking thing maybe 3 feet. It instantly broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011817) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:24 AM Author: sticky arousing area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015685) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:39 AM Author: frozen gay wizard hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015746) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:10 AM Author: medicated cumskin degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44107051) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:48 PM Author: ivory slippery messiness whorehouse Patagonia dads are emasculated forms of men with a vague idea of what rugged masculinity should be but don't have the guts to drink real whisky or smoke or and stand up for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011665) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: maize pistol pervert The defining characteristic is he thinks he’s an outdoorsman but he’s not. He purchased a car and Patagonia wardrobe as part of some mountain adventure fantasy but his biggest actual adventure is hitting the brewery on Saturday afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011692) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:34 AM Author: Provocative institution What spawned the late gen-x fetishization of the outdoor activities. Was it the x-games and that sub-culture?
So many people I know in their 40s are obsessed with hiking and camping and skiing/snowboarding and mountain biking and on and on. They seem to organize their lives around these activates but they only actually do this shit maybe 5 times per year. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Odious death wish kitchen Folks become increasingly retarded with age and the ladies lead the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015767) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:15 AM Author: Provocative institution I don't know. This shit usually seems to be spearheaded by the husband. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015925) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: maize pistol pervert It’s because our generation’s parents were thing doers. They grew up in a world without the internet. They went on adventures without google maps or all trails and could fix shit and solve problems. This is how humans existed since the beginning. We as a generation are thus keenly aware of our deficiencies and long for a solution. Most fail and remain pretenders like the Patagonia dads.
Younger generations are further removed from our glorious past and thus think we the new normal is just normal. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:53 PM Author: exciting metal native kitty can we talk about the important stuff, e.g. someone describe his cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44011703) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Fear-inspiring tattoo indian lodge Adequate but rarely utilized for it's intended purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015708) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM Author: Fear-inspiring tattoo indian lodge Like a formerly wild fish swimming in a fish tank, Patagonia Dad gets to experience a very poor facsimile of his former life as a free man while drinking overpriced beer that tastes like sock water with his family at a "bar-themed" brewery.
Like that fish who vaguely remembers his former life swimming in the ocean, with all the danger and excitement that comes with it, Patagonia Dad gets a small taste of that feeling of actually going out, single, with actual guy friends, to a bar where there are single women and anything can happen. Only, just like the fish in the tank, anything can't happen, he is in a controlled environment and kept for the sole purpose of other people's needs. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:48 AM Author: chest-beating hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015788) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:38 AM Author: Bespoke Contagious Jewess Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44016032) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:20 AM Author: appetizing gay shitlib 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44107120) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Racy Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#45581221) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:06 PM Author: big violet keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#46133930) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:35 AM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#49319080) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:56 AM Author: talented brilliant abode Has season tickets to the nearest metro area's MLS team. Also has a favorite 2nd division British team based on his semester abroad during college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44015820) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 1:02 PM Author: sticky arousing area Really excited to try newly pressed "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" LP on his turntable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44016403) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:35 AM Author: dashing church nowag A Patagonia brewery dad already owns Melon Collie in the following formats:
His CDs His wife’s CDs Ripped to hard drive On an iPod but he can’t find the charger
Seems like a silly thing to buy in vinyl. His vinyl collection is repurchased used copies and represses of stuff his dad threw out when he replaced turntable with CD player (Pink Floyd, Dylan, Miles, Springsteen) and new releases by the National and Taylor Swift. |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:15 AM Author: Lascivious locus famous landscape painting It’s a bargain bin version of Arc’teryx Trail Running Bachelor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44107093) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:16 AM Author: Red filthy market mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44107097) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: Glittery Demanding Gas Station Coffee Pot fun example of the elusive patagonia brewery granddad: https://youtu.be/5eG6HNG02EU?t=59 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44107558) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:24 AM Author: hyperactive aqua genital piercing Wears high end recreation clothing but has never been on anything more than a day hike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#44107572) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: awkward tanning salon mods! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#45763102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:26 PM Author: sticky arousing area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#45581117) |
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Date: December 12th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: sticky arousing area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#48441123) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: sticky arousing area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#48849785) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:34 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2],#49319079) |