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Eastern Orthodoxy is a dead church

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buff contagious striped hyena
  05/09/22
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All religion is dead
sooty hateful hominid
  05/09/22
Nostra Aetate
buff contagious striped hyena
  05/09/22
this is actually basically correct. I almost became orthodox...
free-loading wonderful locale
  05/09/22
explain. had my own "almost became orthodox" phase...
unholy hell coffee pot
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unholy hell coffee pot
  05/14/22
there was a whole meme push among the right to go "east...
Pale balding private investor
  05/11/22
yeah i think this is still the case to an extent. cernovich ...
unholy hell coffee pot
  05/11/22
lmao
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Trip ladyboy locus
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'eastern orthodoxy' is a set of parochial churches tied spec...
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violet office trust fund
  05/11/22
The churches in America recognize that, so they're pushing f...
sooty hateful hominid
  05/11/22
The old priests aren't dead yet in our city afaict
buff contagious striped hyena
  05/11/22
best to just learn OCS and pwn some village idiot who thinks...
domesticated theater stage ape
  05/11/22
so this is like adult WASP converts to RCC who really love t...
obsidian forum
  05/16/22
lol this is not credited at all. other than the fact that ye...
unholy hell coffee pot
  05/11/22
right-wing LARPers joining non-Chalcedon churches accidental...
obsidian forum
  05/16/22
lol
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thirsty coral philosopher-king meetinghouse
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the theology isnt even correct
iridescent marketing idea
  03/26/25
Right? I mean God clearly wants female priests performing g...
Twinkling boyish telephone
  03/26/25
goarch is already starting to let women in russian orthod...
iridescent marketing idea
  03/26/25
https://www.oca.org/holy-synod/statements/holy-synod/holy-sy...
Twinkling boyish telephone
  03/26/25
you apparently arent following ortho twitter and there ar...
iridescent marketing idea
  03/26/25
That's not contradicting my point on rogue churches. Every ...
Twinkling boyish telephone
  03/26/25
Elpidophoros is going to make woman priests in the next 10 y...
iridescent marketing idea
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Eastern Orthodoxy is the only Church not totally destroyed b...
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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: buff contagious striped hyena

do these guys even do anything

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: gold chapel toilet seat

Collect $50k watches and shit

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: medicated aphrodisiac school cafeteria dysfunction



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: free-loading wonderful locale



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: domesticated theater stage ape



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: sooty hateful hominid

All religion is dead

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: buff contagious striped hyena

Nostra Aetate

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:53 PM
Author: free-loading wonderful locale

this is actually basically correct. I almost became orthodox once and while a lot of the theology is credited the actual church is very dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44482996)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: unholy hell coffee pot

explain. had my own "almost became orthodox" phase and i wouldnt say exactly that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44495541)



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Date: May 14th, 2022 8:24 AM
Author: unholy hell coffee pot



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Pale balding private investor

there was a whole meme push among the right to go "eastern orthodox" for awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44495545)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: unholy hell coffee pot

yeah i think this is still the case to an extent. cernovich was reading seraphim rose not too long ago maybe you know about that.

definitely saw a lot of fat single guys in hoodies showing up to liturgy once then never again. not quite neckbeards but close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44495570)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: buff contagious striped hyena

lmao

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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Pale balding private investor



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: Trip ladyboy locus



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:28 PM
Author: bateful self-centered tanning salon depressive

'eastern orthodoxy' is a set of parochial churches tied specifically to LANGUAGE and HISTORY. that's why there is an armenian orthodox church, a greek one, etc. you can't just be some random american english-speaker with no ethnic connection to those churches and parachute into them. it's silly. these are not 'abstract'/universalist creeds. they arose from a specific substrate of history and ethnicity.

if you can't even speak or read the nominal language of your orthodox church (let alone old church slavonic itself), you are a fraud, and you will NEVER be a genuine member of the faith. you are, at most, an absurd LARPer. that's harsh, but true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44495587)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:29 PM
Author: violet office trust fund



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: sooty hateful hominid

The churches in America recognize that, so they're pushing for bilingual services. Old generation that came over pre and post fall of Communism are dying off, so are the clergy. A lot of upcoming clergy are either second generation immigrants or first generation but came here when they were young/think of themselves more as American than their parents' ethnicity



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: buff contagious striped hyena

The old priests aren't dead yet in our city afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44495656)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: domesticated theater stage ape

best to just learn OCS and pwn some village idiot who thinks his pidgin Russian puts him closer to god than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44495615)



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Date: May 16th, 2022 7:39 PM
Author: obsidian forum

so this is like adult WASP converts to RCC who really love trad Latin Mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44523126)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: unholy hell coffee pot

lol this is not credited at all. other than the fact that yeah its dumb to try to larp in some serbian church or whatever.

there are plenty of places where not only is the liturgy in english, its the priest's native language and most parishioners are converts or the children of them.

the armenian church isnt EO btw theyre non-chalcedoneans ie "oriental orthodox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44495636)



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Date: May 16th, 2022 7:40 PM
Author: obsidian forum

right-wing LARPers joining non-Chalcedon churches accidentally falling into grievous heresy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#44523135)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: thirsty coral philosopher-king meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#48784970)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: thirsty coral philosopher-king meetinghouse



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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: thirsty coral philosopher-king meetinghouse



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: iridescent marketing idea

the theology isnt even correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#48785028)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Twinkling boyish telephone

Right? I mean God clearly wants female priests performing gay tranny weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#48785045)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: iridescent marketing idea

goarch is already starting to let women in

russian orthodox in america lets in and marries homos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#48785063)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Twinkling boyish telephone

https://www.oca.org/holy-synod/statements/holy-synod/holy-synod-issues-statement-on-same-sex-relationships-and-sexual-identity

Nope.

https://classroom.synonym.com/gender-roles-in-the-greek-orthodox-church-12087545.html

Nope.

There might be some rogue churches but I will need to see links before I accept that there have been any changes on either of those.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#48785086)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: iridescent marketing idea

you apparently arent following ortho twitter

and there are other reasons orthodoxy is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#48785099)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Twinkling boyish telephone

That's not contradicting my point on rogue churches. Every religion has that. But there is a difference between what you see with other denominations (official and open acceptance of this shit) and Orthodoxy which is general opposition to these trends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#48785667)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: iridescent marketing idea

Elpidophoros is going to make woman priests in the next 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#48785691)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Twinkling boyish telephone

Eastern Orthodoxy is the only Church not totally destroyed by the shitlibification of Christianity. Totally pointless and a "dead church" other than increasing membership numbers. Possibly because they don't have a female "priest" performing gay tranny marriages as part of their "Services."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#48785039)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:34 AM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

Pascha bump

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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:09 AM
Author: lsd



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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Tripping Preventive Strike

they're all dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2],#49718195)