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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie
  07/17/22
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Chartreuse corner depressive
  07/17/22
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aromatic lime office lettuce
  07/17/22
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disgusting bistre university newt
  07/18/22
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Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie
  09/29/22
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Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
high-end cruise ship
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
high-end cruise ship
  01/07/23
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disgusting bistre university newt
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
salmon elite gas station
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
salmon elite gas station
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Lemon slimy generalized bond
  03/18/23
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Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
salmon elite gas station
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
contagious puppy national
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
submissive meetinghouse
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
diverse range messiness
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
diverse range messiness
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
diverse range messiness
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
mind-boggling purple love of her life
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
diverse range messiness
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
diverse range messiness
  08/23/24
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diverse range messiness
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
diverse range messiness
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
diverse range messiness
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
diverse range messiness
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Vivacious kitty
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Fragrant ocher sanctuary
  09/28/24
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Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
diverse range messiness
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Ass Sunstein
  09/18/25


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse corner depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: aromatic lime office lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: disgusting bistre university newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: high-end cruise ship

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: high-end cruise ship

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: disgusting bistre university newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: salmon elite gas station

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: salmon elite gas station

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Lemon slimy generalized bond

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: salmon elite gas station

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: contagious puppy national

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: submissive meetinghouse

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: diverse range messiness

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: diverse range messiness

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: diverse range messiness

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling purple love of her life

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: diverse range messiness

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: diverse range messiness

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: diverse range messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: diverse range messiness

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: diverse range messiness

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: diverse range messiness

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Vivacious kitty

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Fragrant ocher sanctuary

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Shivering bright old irish cottage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: diverse range messiness

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2],#49281272)