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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Adventurous halford senate | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Adventurous halford senate One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: marvelous aggressive brunch marketing idea https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Adventurous halford senate Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: maroon striped hyena market 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Adventurous halford senate Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Know-it-all Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: razzle factory reset button pit alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: massive balding house dingle berry anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: marvelous aggressive brunch marketing idea everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: massive balding house dingle berry so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: marvelous aggressive brunch marketing idea (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: massive balding house dingle berry It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: marvelous aggressive brunch marketing idea more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739155) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Know-it-all Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: appetizing den old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: White stimulating mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: pink whorehouse rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: marvelous aggressive brunch marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: marvelous aggressive brunch marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: contagious stag film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: thirsty pearly church building SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Flickering queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Deep national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: rose mediation internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: umber psychic The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: clear black woman hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: White stimulating mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: White stimulating mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#45742027) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: puce jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47219260) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: White stimulating mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Flickering queen of the night (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#49213069) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: filthy ebony sound barrier background story The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: razzle factory reset button pit it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: avocado friendly grandma tattoo when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#47620919) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2],#49213065) |