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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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I can confirm.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit antidepressant drug

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: bossy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling faggot firefighter toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Cream ratface

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: citrine swollen lay

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Saffron stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: trip bearded preventive strike

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling faggot firefighter toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: fuchsia concupiscible french chef sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Saffron stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: irradiated knife station

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Sienna Slimy Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Shimmering Vibrant Athletic Conference

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: startled cracking genital piercing multi-billionaire



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac territorial dilemma mad cow disease

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: vigorous avocado theater stage

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: At-the-ready 180 tattoo temple

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Saffron stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: sinister disgusting stag film dingle berry

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: bisexual stimulating resort



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: fishy whorehouse

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: bright excitant selfie jewess



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Adulterous Dog Poop Mental Disorder

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: bisexual stimulating resort

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit antidepressant drug

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: startled cracking genital piercing multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: wine feces property

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed green idea he suggested

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: wine feces property

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed green idea he suggested

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Saffron stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: low-t cuckold

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: vivacious white headpube pozpig

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: plum senate jew



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: fishy whorehouse



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit antidepressant drug

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed green idea he suggested

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: abusive orchestra pit antidepressant drug

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: abusive orchestra pit antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Shimmering Vibrant Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: razzle sickened idiot striped hyena

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: boyish business firm depressive

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling faggot firefighter toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Cerise range twinkling uncleanness

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed green idea he suggested

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Shimmering Vibrant Athletic Conference

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Cerise range twinkling uncleanness

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Shimmering Vibrant Athletic Conference

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Cerise range twinkling uncleanness

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Shimmering Vibrant Athletic Conference



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: razzle sickened idiot striped hyena

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Cream ratface

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: razzle sickened idiot striped hyena

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Floppy balding main people

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: vigorous avocado theater stage

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Cerise range twinkling uncleanness

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Floppy balding main people

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: plum senate jew

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: laughsome unholy philosopher-king death wish



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: plum senate jew



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: glassy self-centered hell



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Cerise range twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: disturbing haunted graveyard heaven



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: vigorous avocado theater stage

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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: laughsome unholy philosopher-king death wish



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Contagious hall shitlib



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Sienna Slimy Home



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: chartreuse gaming laptop institution

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Lemon Chad Point



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Saffron stage milk



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
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