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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
apoplectic area
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
...
razzle-dazzle brilliant kitchen
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Lascivious principal's office cuckold
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
apoplectic area
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Lascivious principal's office cuckold
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
apoplectic area
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
...
Carmine exciting background story
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
crimson bateful candlestick maker macaca
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
curious digit ratio
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
curious digit ratio
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
chrome elastic band
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Offensive zombie-like incel travel guidebook
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Salmon stirring address pocket flask
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Soggy meetinghouse pistol
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Lilac Abode
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
anal beady-eyed shrine
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Arousing ruby property sandwich
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
...
silver aromatic theater
  03/02/24
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fluffy queen of the night
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
silver aromatic theater
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
fluffy queen of the night
  03/02/24
...
alcoholic histrionic people who are hurt
  03/03/24
...
mauve marketing idea dilemma
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
henna school cafeteria
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
henna school cafeteria
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
heady brunch
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Lascivious principal's office cuckold
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
dull sickened double fault
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Well-lubricated flushed hairy legs
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Swashbuckling dysfunction space
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Mind-boggling black woman tank
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Soggy meetinghouse pistol
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Offensive zombie-like incel travel guidebook
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Arousing ruby property sandwich
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
chrome elastic band
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Arousing ruby property sandwich
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Electric ruddy garrison
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
curious digit ratio
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Comical Mahogany Location
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/11/24
...
primrose azn
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
chrome elastic band
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Passionate temple main people
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Arousing ruby property sandwich
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Arousing ruby property sandwich
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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Carmine exciting background story
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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razzle-dazzle brilliant kitchen
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Passionate temple main people
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
appetizing mental disorder
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Electric ruddy garrison
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Crystalline glittery sneaky criminal
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/16/24
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
vigorous gaping hospital
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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chrome elastic band
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: apoplectic area

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Pink spectacular cuckoldry

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant kitchen



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Lascivious principal's office cuckold

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: apoplectic area

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Lascivious principal's office cuckold

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: apoplectic area

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: alcoholic histrionic people who are hurt

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Cerebral son of senegal mexican

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Carmine exciting background story



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: crimson bateful candlestick maker macaca

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: curious digit ratio

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: curious digit ratio

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: chrome elastic band

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Offensive zombie-like incel travel guidebook

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Salmon stirring address pocket flask

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Soggy meetinghouse pistol

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Lilac Abode

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: anal beady-eyed shrine

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Arousing ruby property sandwich

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: coral trip brethren stead

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: silver aromatic theater



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: fluffy queen of the night



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: silver aromatic theater

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: fluffy queen of the night

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: alcoholic histrionic people who are hurt



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: mauve marketing idea dilemma



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: hot supple shitlib

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: henna school cafeteria

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: henna school cafeteria

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: heady brunch

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Lascivious principal's office cuckold

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: dull sickened double fault

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Well-lubricated flushed hairy legs

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dysfunction space

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling black woman tank

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Soggy meetinghouse pistol

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Offensive zombie-like incel travel guidebook

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Arousing ruby property sandwich

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: chrome elastic band

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Arousing ruby property sandwich

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Naked persian crackhouse

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Comical Mahogany Location

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: anal beady-eyed shrine

"shit"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Sable really tough guy

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Umber pisswyrm

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: laughsome cordovan masturbator famous landscape painting

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Dashing Cumskin

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Comical Mahogany Location

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: appetizing mental disorder

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Federal light orchestra pit electric furnace

Did his dick hurt

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Olive Old Irish Cottage Lettuce

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy ape

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Electric ruddy garrison

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: curious digit ratio

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: crimson bateful candlestick maker macaca

Excellent flame

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Comical Mahogany Location

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Charcoal crusty idea he suggested legal warrant

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Charcoal crusty idea he suggested legal warrant

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: primrose azn



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: chrome elastic band

you'll get through this, brother

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Passionate temple main people

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Arousing ruby property sandwich

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Arousing ruby property sandwich

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Lilac Abode

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Passionate temple main people



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Charcoal crusty idea he suggested legal warrant

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered rehab headpube

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Carmine exciting background story



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: concupiscible sepia round eye hissy fit



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: hairraiser sienna resort



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Soggy meetinghouse pistol

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: charismatic awkward menage becky

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Crystalline glittery sneaky criminal



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Marvelous hateful place of business indian lodge

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant kitchen



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: charismatic awkward menage becky

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Passionate temple main people

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: transparent slap-happy kitty knife

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: appetizing mental disorder

Godspeed, brother.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Federal light orchestra pit electric furnace

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Electric ruddy garrison

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Crystalline glittery sneaky criminal

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Ty for the support bros

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Offensive zombie-like incel travel guidebook

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: geriatric hilarious factory reset button institution



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Motley snowy den



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: startling fanboi senate



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: primrose azn



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted ivory legend public bath

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Soggy meetinghouse pistol

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: charismatic awkward menage becky

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Turquoise rough-skinned bbw

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Offensive zombie-like incel travel guidebook

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Vivacious blathering house deer antler



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: vigorous gaping hospital

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant kitchen

Wishing you the best bro

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: primrose azn



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Claret multi-colored state

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Pearl frozen church building



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Jet excitant liquid oxygen

be well and get well, brother.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: aquamarine sanctuary french chef

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: chrome elastic band



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Federal light orchestra pit electric furnace

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Wine sadistic pit

Good luck and godspeed, friend

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: concupiscible sepia round eye hissy fit

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy magenta haunted graveyard

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Marvelous hateful place of business indian lodge

We here for you brother

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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Charcoal crusty idea he suggested legal warrant

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Sick Multi-billionaire Circlehead

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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