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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
pea-brained tantric theatre volcanic crater
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Provocative philosopher-king regret
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
turquoise son of senegal kitchen
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
Milky curious weed whacker
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
turquoise son of senegal kitchen
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
turquoise son of senegal kitchen
  06/29/24
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Well-lubricated school hunting ground
  06/29/24
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pea-brained tantric theatre volcanic crater
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Well-lubricated school hunting ground
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Fragrant trump supporter
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
vibrant stag film twinkling uncleanness
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Well-lubricated school hunting ground
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
vibrant stag film twinkling uncleanness
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
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  06/29/24
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vibrant stag film twinkling uncleanness
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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Very tactful orchestra pit milk
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Fragrant trump supporter
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Jet-lagged dashing stain
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
vibrant stag film twinkling uncleanness
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Jet-lagged dashing stain
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Pearly charismatic laser beams
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
fluffy dog poop gay wizard
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
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  06/29/24
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Opaque dingle berry
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
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  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
avocado bateful field
  06/29/24
Jfc
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  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
flesh haunted graveyard prole
  06/29/24
she did it again
pea-brained tantric theatre volcanic crater
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Filthy salmon range
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Very tactful orchestra pit milk
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Provocative philosopher-king regret
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: pea-brained tantric theatre volcanic crater

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king regret

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: turquoise son of senegal kitchen

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Milky curious weed whacker

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: turquoise son of senegal kitchen

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: turquoise son of senegal kitchen

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Well-lubricated school hunting ground

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: fluffy dog poop gay wizard

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Adulterous Den

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Flushed glittery faggotry



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: flesh haunted graveyard prole



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: pea-brained tantric theatre volcanic crater



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Well-lubricated school hunting ground

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: vibrant stag film twinkling uncleanness

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Well-lubricated school hunting ground

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: vibrant stag film twinkling uncleanness

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Well-lubricated school hunting ground

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: vibrant stag film twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: galvanic pink antidepressant drug

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Very tactful orchestra pit milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Fragrant trump supporter

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Jet-lagged dashing stain

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: vibrant stag film twinkling uncleanness

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dashing stain

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Pearly charismatic laser beams

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: fluffy dog poop gay wizard

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: transparent razzmatazz school cafeteria sweet tailpipe

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Opaque dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: nighttime black woman keepsake machete

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: avocado bateful field

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine yapping bawdyhouse

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: flesh haunted graveyard prole

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: pea-brained tantric theatre volcanic crater

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Filthy salmon range

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Very tactful orchestra pit milk

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Provocative philosopher-king regret

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041232)