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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
pea-brained philosopher-king
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Rusted Disrespectful Police Squad
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
big roommate stead
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
vibrant sooty plaza newt
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
big roommate stead
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
big roommate stead
  06/29/24
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Wild Motley Whorehouse Clown
  06/29/24
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appetizing cruel-hearted indirect expression
  06/29/24
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Hot Salmon Goyim
  06/29/24
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Maniacal old irish cottage
  06/29/24
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Kink-friendly boltzmann knife
  06/29/24
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pea-brained philosopher-king
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Wild Motley Whorehouse Clown
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
balding fortuitous meteor range
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
mustard flatulent property
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Wild Motley Whorehouse Clown
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
mustard flatulent property
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
Wild Motley Whorehouse Clown
  06/29/24
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mustard flatulent property
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
primrose idea he suggested
  06/22/25
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sable tripping party of the first part point
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
balding fortuitous meteor range
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
adventurous walnut love of her life
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
mustard flatulent property
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
adventurous walnut love of her life
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Hyperventilating Meetinghouse
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
appetizing cruel-hearted indirect expression
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Light effete cruise ship
  06/29/24
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cyan comical genital piercing factory reset button
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
topaz dragon mood
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Offensive home
  06/29/24
Jfc
hateful windowlicker
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Kink-friendly boltzmann knife
  06/29/24
she did it again
pea-brained philosopher-king
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
arousing site
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
sable tripping party of the first part point
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Rusted Disrespectful Police Squad
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: pea-brained philosopher-king

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Rusted Disrespectful Police Squad

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: big roommate stead

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: vibrant sooty plaza newt

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: big roommate stead

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: big roommate stead

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Wild Motley Whorehouse Clown

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted indirect expression

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Hot Salmon Goyim

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Maniacal old irish cottage



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann knife



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: pea-brained philosopher-king



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Wild Motley Whorehouse Clown

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: balding fortuitous meteor range

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: mustard flatulent property

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Wild Motley Whorehouse Clown

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: mustard flatulent property

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Wild Motley Whorehouse Clown

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: mustard flatulent property



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: primrose idea he suggested

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: sable tripping party of the first part point



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: balding fortuitous meteor range

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: adventurous walnut love of her life

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: mustard flatulent property

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: adventurous walnut love of her life

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Meetinghouse

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: appetizing cruel-hearted indirect expression

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Light effete cruise ship

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: cyan comical genital piercing factory reset button



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: topaz dragon mood

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Offensive home

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: hateful windowlicker

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann knife

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: pea-brained philosopher-king

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: arousing site

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: sable tripping party of the first part point

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Rusted Disrespectful Police Squad

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2],#49041232)