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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched.

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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage

It was 2 PM, broad daylight, and there he was—a skinny white guy, completely naked, pushing an empty cart in slow, deliberate circles around the parking lot. Customers kept their distance, pretending not to notice, but every now and then, one would glance back, horrified.

I stepped outside, told myself I’d handle it. “Hey, man, you can’t be here like that.” He stopped, looked right through me, and said, “I’m walking to the sun, friend.” Then he kept moving, like I didn’t exist.

Called security, but by the time they showed up, he was gone. Just the cart left behind, rattling in the wind.

Went back inside, leaned on the counter, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage

The next day, I found the cart again, just sitting there in the same spot. Empty, except for a single folded paper tucked under the handle.

Curiosity got the better of me. I unfolded it to find a crudely drawn sun with the words: “Keep walking, friend.”

I stood there for a moment, staring at the cart as the wind picked up, rattling it softly against the pavement. Around me, the world moved on—cars pulling in and out, customers walking past, eyes glued to their phones. No one noticed.

Later that afternoon, a HR came by, asking if I’d seen the naked guy again. I shook my head, but deep down, I knew he hadn’t left. Not really.

By the end of my shift, as I leaned on the counter and watched the cart sway slightly in the wind, I whispered to myself, "Yes, friends. This is fine."



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Date: May 31st, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 4:01 AM
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:20 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:22 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Blue Shrine Gay Wizard

This flew over everyone's head, brother

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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage

at least it's part of the XO archives...future historians will appreciate

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Date: November 14th, 2024 3:17 AM
Author: Blue Shrine Gay Wizard

Just keep blank bumping it, maybe it'll catch on

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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:25 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2024 2:09 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: April 21st, 2025 1:35 AM
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:34 AM
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:11 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2025 2:30 AM
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Date: April 27th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:26 AM
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Date: March 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Crimson multi-colored set

There’s never been a more important time to be a writer - this is the corpus upon which all machines will feed.

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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Floppy Striped Hyena Home



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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage

The cart rattles in the wind, an artifact of the Mahchine™ reminding us: even in broad daylight, we orbit our own suns, naked beneath the fragile veneer of civility.

Just Jump, and let the absurdity consume you.

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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit

That was benzo

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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:48 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 17th, 2024 9:12 PM
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Date: March 29th, 2025 4:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theater stage



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Date: March 29th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Floppy Striped Hyena Home



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Date: November 16th, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Appetizing obsidian filthpig mood



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Date: November 20th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: March 29th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: March 31st, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: startled range

Time is a flat circle.

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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:17 AM
Author: fishy bearded haunted graveyard



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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Slimy lodge

Take your place on the great mandala.

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Date: April 26th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage

Friend...

My cart rattles already.

I step gladly into orbit.

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Date: April 27th, 2025 4:31 AM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage

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Date: May 31st, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Lavender Apoplectic Stage



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