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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
bearded rigpig
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Supple range
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Hairraiser Rose Legend
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Scarlet Razzmatazz Dog Poop Nursing Home
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Supple range
  11/12/24
wow!
Dashing Karate Mental Disorder
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
sapphire dragon forum
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
exciting party of the first part multi-billionaire
  11/12/24
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Supple range
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Razzle-dazzle abode
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Dashing Karate Mental Disorder
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Scarlet Razzmatazz Dog Poop Nursing Home
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Chrome Therapy Area
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Nighttime big house
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charismatic lodge french chef
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cerise hissy fit
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Dashing Karate Mental Disorder
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Crystalline Glittery Ladyboy
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Razzle-dazzle abode
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Supple range
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
blue stirring bawdyhouse genital piercing
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Exhilarant degenerate
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Hairraiser Rose Legend
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Gaped pea-brained tanning salon queen of the night
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charismatic lodge french chef
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cerise hissy fit
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
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Dashing Karate Mental Disorder
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Thirsty Vibrant Kitchen International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
dull center
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Dashing Karate Mental Disorder
  11/12/24
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Dashing Karate Mental Disorder
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Excitant becky
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Nighttime big house
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
flatulent useless kitty
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Nighttime big house
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Supple range
  06/08/25
Damning.
Aphrodisiac henna ape hominid
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: bearded rigpig

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Supple range

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Rose Legend

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Razzmatazz Dog Poop Nursing Home

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Supple range

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Dashing Karate Mental Disorder

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: sapphire dragon forum

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: exciting party of the first part multi-billionaire

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Supple range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Dashing Karate Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Scarlet Razzmatazz Dog Poop Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Chrome Therapy Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Nighttime big house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: charismatic lodge french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: cerise hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Dashing Karate Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Crystalline Glittery Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Supple range

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: blue stirring bawdyhouse genital piercing

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant degenerate

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Rose Legend

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Gaped pea-brained tanning salon queen of the night

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: charismatic lodge french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: cerise hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Razzle citrine masturbator

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Dashing Karate Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Thirsty Vibrant Kitchen International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: dull center

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Dashing Karate Mental Disorder

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Dashing Karate Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Excitant becky

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Nighttime big house

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: flatulent useless kitty

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Nighttime big house

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Supple range

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac henna ape hominid

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996493)