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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Fuchsia Hairraiser Station Newt
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Curious embarrassed to the bone blood rage foreskin
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Bronze wagecucks lodge
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house
  11/12/24
wow!
obsidian headpube
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Know-it-all house filthpig
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
odious hospital
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spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house
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gold state organic girlfriend
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obsidian headpube
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Bronze wagecucks lodge
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puce cruise ship jew
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galvanic cruel-hearted volcanic crater
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obsidian headpube
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Awkward aphrodisiac factory reset button dopamine
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
gold state organic girlfriend
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
geriatric stead
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Lilac senate french chef
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Curious embarrassed to the bone blood rage foreskin
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
heady flatulent business firm
  11/12/24
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Nudist crimson sandwich
  06/08/25
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galvanic cruel-hearted volcanic crater
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
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  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
charcoal macaca ticket booth
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
obsidian headpube
  11/12/24
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obsidian headpube
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
aromatic sanctuary
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
puce cruise ship jew
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Silver Preventive Strike Psychic
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
puce cruise ship jew
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house
  06/08/25
Damning.
Fragrant Slap-happy Crackhouse Mediation
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia Hairraiser Station Newt

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone blood rage foreskin

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Bronze wagecucks lodge

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: obsidian headpube

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Know-it-all house filthpig

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: odious hospital

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: gold state organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: obsidian headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Bronze wagecucks lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: costumed bearded trailer park love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: puce cruise ship jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Nudist crimson sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: galvanic cruel-hearted volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: obsidian headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Awkward aphrodisiac factory reset button dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: gold state organic girlfriend

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: geriatric stead

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Lilac senate french chef

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone blood rage foreskin

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: heady flatulent business firm

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Nudist crimson sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: galvanic cruel-hearted volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime Hairy Legs Area

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: obsidian headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Clear genital piercing resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: charcoal macaca ticket booth

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: obsidian headpube

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: obsidian headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: aromatic sanctuary

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: puce cruise ship jew

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Silver Preventive Strike Psychic

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: puce cruise ship jew

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: spectacular ivory depressive step-uncle's house

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Crackhouse Mediation

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996493)